Lich king
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It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« on: September 30, 2009, 02:37:22 PM » |
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Ok the point of this thread is to get the main charecter(me since I happen to be very unlucky and things like this tend to happen to me) out of the trouble he's in. For ex: One day while Lich King was on safari in Africa, he found himself suddenly surrounded by lions Can you get Lich out of trouble?? Then the next person would say: But luckily Lich had his trusty rifle with him and he shot the lions dead. And then the next person comes up with another problem for Lich to get into. Ok here goes.... One day while Lich was on his way to school he was confronted by a giant fire breathing Yoshi intent upon taking Lich's soul back to Odin.
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Drakey
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 04:30:46 PM » |
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Luckily, Yoshi got food poisoning shortly after his delicious meal and vomited up the corpse in its half-digested state.
While in Limbo, Lich was told to sit down and think long and hard over the egotism necessary to create a game thread centered solely on himself.
He came to the conclusion that on a scale of Doormat to Hitler, he rated a solid Blowhard point Egotist.
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Wow. I am so full of bull.  Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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Lich king
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 04:38:56 PM » |
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Well then lets make the topic about Bob.
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Drakey
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 07:20:45 PM » |
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Why not... y'know... just have people take turns describing scenarios about whoever they want to?
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 08:54:38 PM » |
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Lich King is getting chewed out by an evil mastermind named Drakey who also happens to be totally right about the situation.
Can you get Lich King out of trouble?
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The sky and air are full of cancer and the ground is full of poison. Only the internet understands. |
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Drakey
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 09:02:08 PM » |
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That implies the desire to do so, but he squirms all sexy-like...
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Pieman
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2009, 02:41:46 AM » |
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(What we could do, is the way of getting someone out of trouble puts another person in trouble, to be later got out of trouble, putting someone else etc.)
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Lich king
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2009, 08:33:09 AM » |
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Alright lets go with that.
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Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2009, 09:42:28 AM » |
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Everybody on the forum teams up against Drakey. Now he's suicidally depressed.
Can you get Drakey out of trouble?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 01:02:06 PM » |
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I send Orangey over there.
But Orangey needs to be cleaning the dishes!
Are you a bad enough dude to get Orangey out of trouble?
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Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2009, 01:33:34 PM » |
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He builds a sentient robot to wash them for him. After washing the the dishes, the robot lacks any priority instructions, so goes on a killing rampage, heading straight to Scarf's house.
Are you a good enough remote programmer to get Scarf out of trouble?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Lich king
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2009, 02:12:52 PM » |
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Scarf unleahes her ultimate scarf based weapon, which destroys the robot, but causes a large shockwave that is obliterating everything in its path, which Ziggles happens to be in the way of!! Can you save her??
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2009, 03:46:55 PM » |
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She doesn't have shockwave player installed. Everyone else in Oregon's still due for a blasting, though.
What will you do?!
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Lich king
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2009, 04:34:50 PM » |
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Lich king quickly makes another shockwave which cancels out both of them, but it takes up so much enegy that Lich becomes nice, caring, likeable, gains perfect grammer and spelling, a deflated ego, and becomes un-annoying, AHHHHHHH!! Can you help him back to his old self?!?!?!
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Pieman
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2009, 04:47:13 PM » |
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Yes, but everyone now homicidally hates me because I changed you back.
Can I have some help please?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2009, 04:59:39 PM » |
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I whistle for Bob to come and help you out, but he is about to roll straight over Kentan!
Can you get Kentan out of Bob's path?
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2009, 05:59:19 PM » |
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His cousin Larry redirects him away from Kentan, but accidentally directing him at an incredibly deep chasm.
What can you do?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2009, 06:31:41 PM » |
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Captain Bibliography's incredible earth-moving powers close the chasm enough that Bob is too fat to fall in.
Unfortunately, ShyMeister was in the chasm at the time.
Can you help him survive this ordeal?
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Pieman
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« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2009, 06:34:37 PM » |
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He sticks a blood pack on a flare, and sticks it out of a slight crack. It goes boom, leaving a red stain so he is more easily found. He is rescued and helicoptered away. His rescuer gets stranded for some strange reason.
Will someone save her?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2009, 08:36:56 AM » |
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No.
Oh, wait.
I call Optimus Prime down here. He hurls ShyMeister's rescuer at the helicopter in which she lands safely.
But now Bob is about to roll into and squash Optimus Prime! Can you save him?
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« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2009, 08:42:15 AM » |
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Starkiller uses the force to stop bob from rolling anymore but Darth Vader sees him and attacks! Can you help Starkiller fend off Vader??
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« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2009, 08:23:04 PM » |
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I borrow Riff's Omnitaser Supreme and stun everyone within a mile radius. Vader is down.
However, a severely short-circuited Optimus Prime is going to fall straight on top of Ziggy! Can you save her(pretty-please)?
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2009, 06:10:18 AM » |
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The unconscious Bob continues rolling down the hill, and knocks Optimus Prime out of the way. Now both of them are heading towards June's house.
Can you stop it before it's too late?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2009, 12:26:41 AM » |
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I put a force-field over our house, so we don't get destroyed, but it sends the rolling Bob and Optimus into a nearby ravine. Are they worth saving? You decide.
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Drakey
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« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2009, 12:23:16 AM » |
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No. A pile of internal organs and roboparts is scattered on the bottom of the ravine.
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« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2009, 06:18:50 AM » |
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Well, they would be if I hadn't hastily built a rope bridge for them to roll across. However, they are rolling at a rate of 5 metres per second, and I can only run at four. The bridge is 40 metres across, and I am half of the way across the bridge, and only notice them when the bridge starts shaking, and I only start running (at 1 metre per second per second) when they are a quarter of the way along the bridge.
Ignoring any trips due to broken planks etc., will I survive, and at what point would I be squashed to death if nothing was done about it?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2009, 08:35:15 AM » |
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Oh God!!!! Pieman's math, it's attacking me!!! Can you help me?!
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« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2009, 09:48:09 PM » |
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I give you a graphing calculator and a lesson on basic multiplication, but in doing so get five meters closer to the organs and roboparts than Pieman was.
Help?
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2009, 02:56:52 AM » |
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Since I'm too lazy to do the math right now, I'm going to figure this out manually. I'll probably regret this decision really soon. | Boulder
Distance (m) | | 40 | | 35 | | 30 | | 25 | | 20 | | 15 | | 10 | | 5 |
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Distance (m) | | 20 | | 19 | | 17 | | 14 | | 10 | | 6 | | 2 | | Home Free! |
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And with a second to spare, no less. However, Lich King wasn't able to figure this out fast enough, and all three of us are clustered at the end of the bridge, doing some figuring and blocking Pieman's path. Can anything be done to help us accident prone forumites? And what of Boptimus Boulder? Will anything interesting happen? Tune in next post, same Biff thread, same Biff forum! |
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« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2009, 02:10:15 PM » |
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I only start running when they are a quarter of the way along the bridge.
You missed this logic, and take another few seconds correcting it. I, however, dangle off the side of the bridge, and out of harms way. after they pass me, I climb back up, and walk the other way, ignorant of the people at the other end of the bridge, due to there being an Optobob Primosaur in the way of the view. Will anyone save them?! |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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