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« on: September 21, 2009, 09:33:43 AM »

Ugh
*regrows leg*
How many times have I told you not to do that!
*pulls out Light saber and lops off Drakeys face*
Ha ha all over that!
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 03:32:51 PM »

You honestly think you could outmatch Drakes in a Light Saber fight? Ha!
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 04:37:28 PM »

Just the thought of your bloody, pulpy corpse strewn across the ground makes me want to laugh maniacally! So I will!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 12:05:26 AM »

Ugh
*regrows leg*
How many times have I told you not to do that!
*pulls out Light saber and lops off Drakeys face*
Ha ha all over that!

*parries, counters, slashing your saber in half and igniting the other end of both of my lightstaffs.*

*calmly sabertwirls you to death*
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 12:32:57 AM »

*Cheers on Drakey and his manly facial hair from the sidelines*
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 08:39:13 AM »

ULTIMATE POWAH!!!!!
*fires a stream of force lightning at drakey before force pushing him into a wall*
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 09:35:50 AM »

IMMAFIRINMALAZOR!!

*fires a stream of lazor at Lich before pushing him into a wall*
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 09:47:04 AM »

*blocks lazor and shoots at pieman with a blaster*
Thats right! I just went all Cade Skywalker on you!
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2009, 10:16:35 AM »

*Doesn't even have to move because your aims so terrible*
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2009, 11:54:02 AM »

I wasnt aiming at you
*watches as the bolts of plasma hits a steam vent behind Pieman shooting hot steam at him and charges at him while he is distracted*
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2009, 01:31:43 PM »

As I said earlier, your aim is terrible.

*Watches as you charge towards the hot steam*
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2009, 02:24:22 PM »

*stops charging and stares at Piemans new avatar*
..........why?.........WHY?......WHY GOD DAMMIT WHY?!?!?!?!
*shoots hisself in the head and misses*
Damn it!
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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2009, 03:22:28 PM »

*Tries to drink Bob*
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2009, 06:51:08 AM »

*takes shooting lessons*
So if I look down the sight instead of holding it sideways I can aim better? Huh, who knew?
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 09:58:54 AM »

Kinda reminds me of goldeneye.
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« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2009, 10:02:16 AM »

yeah me too.........anybody else think we need to move this?
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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2009, 10:08:31 AM »

yeah me too.........anybody else think we need to move this?

Do we not have moderators anymore?
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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2009, 10:09:21 AM »

.....I dont know where they are.........Quickley Chris! use your Admin powahs and summon them!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2009, 11:32:20 AM »

orangey have been offline since july 25 and sprite sinse september 21..
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2009, 11:35:04 AM »

You make 2 days sound like a long time...
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2009, 12:00:34 PM »

well, this little outburst of uncontroled randomness got out of hands the 22, the same day that we had no moderators. coinsident? I think not!
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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2009, 12:51:05 PM »

Yep it was all planned out by Drakwy.......not......or maybe yes.....or yea...nay?...nah.
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« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2009, 06:25:54 PM »

Hey, it's not my fault Orangey doesn't love us anymore. Besides, my dad's been on my case to start looking for a job.
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« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2009, 09:04:36 PM »

Wow. So our moderate people are all slowly leaving.

Well, I guess that leaves the radicals with the power.

It's a rough job. I take up this mantle reluctan--wow... I didn't know Chris collected guns.
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« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2009, 08:33:08 AM »

Do your job dammit!!
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« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2009, 09:12:45 PM »

I wouldn't push me if I were you.
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« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2009, 12:13:52 AM »

Oh, really?
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*Runs away giggling*
Oh hey, mantle is up for grabs!
*Puts on mantle*
Oooh, snazzy. I like the color.
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« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2009, 12:51:06 PM »

You are lucky that you're a cute nerd-girl, because otherwise...
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« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2009, 01:48:16 PM »

you're a cute... girl

Aww. He's such a sweetie if you chop his statements up into little pieces.
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« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2009, 02:18:33 PM »

Yes he most certaintly is.
*turns to look at Drakey and holds out hand*
Truce?
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