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« on: July 08, 2009, 06:15:20 PM »

HEY GUESS WHAT?
Micheal Jackson AND Billy Mais died while I was at YCA!
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 07:44:14 PM »

I read that as 'YWCA'.
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2009, 11:03:15 PM »

I'm not sure why you are happy about this, Scarfy.
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 12:13:57 AM »

No, I just think it's hilarious. There was some other famous chick I can't remember too.
The reason I think it's funny is 'cause first MJ died, and we heard but were like 'woah, really?' and then we saw it on the TV of some place we passed by. Then Joey, Chloe and I were all like "man, we're so disconnected from news here, we could say that somebody died and they wouldn't know not to believe us." And then this other dude leans out of his dorm window and is all like "Billy Mais died!" and we're all like 'nuh-uh!'
And then I called someone and it turned out to be true.
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 08:37:29 AM »

Farrah Fawcett.
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 01:24:24 PM »

Yeah, that's them.
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 02:36:03 PM »

Farrah Fawcett died, and God was like, you were attractive in life, so you get one dying wish. She said, "I wish all the children of the world were safe and happy."
Then Micheal Jackson died.
(As told my my atheist of a brother...)
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 02:59:24 PM »

That's pretty funny. In a horrible way, but funny.
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 03:23:39 PM »

I thought so too, but then last night my brother made a horrible joke to my sister so I gave him a misogynist-five. Horrible and stuff in bad taste is funny to me!
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 03:28:11 PM »

That just because you're a horrible person!  Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 05:48:26 PM »

...But in a funny way...
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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2009, 02:10:40 AM »

That's understood.
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2009, 01:16:04 PM »

All the celebrities that I have noticed that died in recent years:
Bernie Mac
Billy Mays
Isaac Brooks
Farrah Fawcett
Micheal Jackson
Some old chick I can't remember the name of.
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2009, 01:17:29 PM »

Nobody mourning Karl Malden or Ed McMahon or David Carradine? For shame.
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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2009, 01:23:01 PM »

I don't mourn celebrities. I mock them or drink a toast in their honor. Then I move on.
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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2009, 03:43:08 PM »

Or drink a toast to their death...
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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2009, 07:52:49 PM »

"So, until the tears are dry, we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more."
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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2009, 04:29:28 PM »

"We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light, then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again!"
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« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2009, 03:18:35 AM »

All the celebrities that I have noticed that died in recent years:
Bernie Mac
Billy Mays
Isaac Brooks
Farrah Fawcett
Micheal Jackson
Some old chick I can't remember the name of.

Oh man

Man, you did not just call Bea Arthur some old chick

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« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2009, 11:48:54 AM »

No, she was clearly talking about Jade Goody.
27 most definitely qualifies as old.
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« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2009, 01:05:00 PM »

Afraid I did, Mr. Orangey. Afraid I did.
I didn't know Jade Goody died, though.
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« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2009, 08:58:47 PM »

"We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light, then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again!"

Yes! I couldn't find the title of that song, so I did my best to remember how it when. Do you know the title?
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« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2009, 10:11:27 PM »

'The Irish Drinkin' Song' by Da Vinci's Notebook, according to the MP3 I have on my computer. It's a good song. There's also 'Another Irish Drinkin' Song', which is just a slightly different version, I believe.
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« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2009, 10:13:24 PM »

I've heard 'another...'.

Enormous penis is a great song.
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« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2009, 10:16:35 PM »

'The Title of the Song' is another good one by them.
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« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2009, 04:10:46 AM »

Oh man

Man, you did not just call Bea Arthur some old chick

I know you didn't do that
I think she did.
It may be time to turn green and huge and start rampaging around the city.

Or, you know, be slightly irritated. I mean, I never particularly followed Bea Arthur, but she was a major figure, and much less totally off the wall insane than poor old MJ.


Plus, she had much more experience being a white woman than MJ could ever have hoped for.
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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2009, 06:57:52 AM »

I've never actually heard of her before.

*Goes on wikipedia*

Femputer? Awesome!
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« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2009, 12:23:59 PM »

I read a news article or two about her, but I don't remember how long ago she died. I think, in fact, that I was thinking of another old chick... but I don't remember any names.
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« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2009, 07:31:51 PM »

Nobody mourning Karl Malden or Ed McMahon or David Carradine? For shame.
Or Mr. Rogers?! What's wrong with you people?!

One good thing about MJ dying, though: Thriller will be much more realistic.
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« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2009, 07:34:44 PM »

When he died, I developed necrophobia.
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