Lich king
Jr. Biffling
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It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2009, 03:22:16 PM » |
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Well you were WRONG!
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Noiring Wasusians Against Recalcitrant Storylines
Noring it up since 11/04/09
Pets: Greater Crested fire-breathing Gremlin
Weapons: Florentian Falchion
House(s): Tiki Shack
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Torg
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« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2009, 05:34:40 PM » |
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You know I've always wondered what happened to those people who no longer show up here?
I mean did they leave, did they die, did they think the forum was below them? I mean what happened?
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Pieman
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« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2009, 05:45:41 PM » |
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Cue maniacal laughter!
*Glances around*
No-one? No? Very well, I suppose I'll just have to do it. Ahem...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2009, 05:49:12 PM » |
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Mua ha ha...
Dammit! Too late again!
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2009, 05:59:11 PM » |
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It's never too late to laugh maniacally.
Maybe we can do an alternating duet?
Mwa...Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha!
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2009, 06:38:05 PM » |
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...Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2009, 07:21:43 PM » |
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...skrew that! MOhahahahahahaahahahhhhahahhahahahahahahhahahaaha!...HA!
and I can't remeber what got me started here.
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2009, 07:32:23 PM » |
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Boredosity probably.
Did you all know that Poltaap has reached a new level of boredom? You can't even call it boredom anymore, it is that acute.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2009, 07:38:01 PM » |
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If boredom were dragons, he'd have a lot of dragons right about now.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Torg
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« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2009, 08:23:53 PM » |
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If I had a dollar for every time Poltaap said he was bored, I would be making money in a very weird way.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2009, 09:14:37 PM » |
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If I had a nickel for every time I said, "If I had a nickel for every time I said, 'If I had a nickel...etc, than I would be stuck in a very lucrative cycle.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2009, 02:33:41 AM » |
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If I had a nickel for every time I heard an innuendo, I'd lose it all in the exchange rate.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Lich king
Jr. Biffling
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It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2009, 02:26:13 PM » |
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If I had a nickel I'd be five cents richer than I am now.
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Noiring Wasusians Against Recalcitrant Storylines
Noring it up since 11/04/09
Pets: Greater Crested fire-breathing Gremlin
Weapons: Florentian Falchion
House(s): Tiki Shack
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2009, 05:30:39 PM » |
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If I had a dime for everyone called me Fucknuts I would have very few dimes.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2009, 05:42:17 PM » |
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If I had [n amount of] [currency denominations], I would [verb] [adjective] [noun].
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2009, 05:45:25 PM » |
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If I had 2 Euros, I would duck silly nuns.
I love madlibs, love 'em.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #46 on: September 11, 2009, 02:11:47 PM » |
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If I had a fartzillion fartdollars, I would fart farting farts.
Ha ha ha, Mad Libs.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Lich king
Jr. Biffling
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It's like trying to fit your face into a dustpan!
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« Reply #47 on: September 11, 2009, 02:14:01 PM » |
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If I had penis penis I would penis penis penis.
Gotta love Drawn Together.
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Noiring Wasusians Against Recalcitrant Storylines
Noring it up since 11/04/09
Pets: Greater Crested fire-breathing Gremlin
Weapons: Florentian Falchion
House(s): Tiki Shack
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lap_otter
Hatchling
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R A V E N C L A W
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« Reply #48 on: October 14, 2009, 07:19:48 PM » |
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If Poltaap is so bored we cannot call it boredom, perhaps we should call it ennui.
I came to the Bifforums because...? Of Meister. I think. I think it was Meister? Perhaps it was a group effort of the Clan. But anyway, the Clan started with Meister and me, so if you think back far enough it was because of Meister.
Strangely enough, Meister's why I'm still here, too--he's the one who brought Werewolves in. Speaking of which--go sign up for that if you want to play! I've only got Meister, Ryu, and Orangey signed up, and if I wanted to play with them I'd just drag them with me to the card shop.
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Otter I love you.
Get in line. I love you too, Lappy <3
If anyone, ever, even Orangey, calls me this again, I will instantly lose all respect for them. |
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Orangey
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« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2009, 01:56:43 AM » |
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If I had penis penis I would penis penis penis.
Gotta love Drawn Together.
How do you horribly penis someone? |
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Pieman
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« Reply #50 on: October 15, 2009, 02:40:04 AM » |
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go sign up for that if you want to play! I've only got Meister, Ryu, and Orangey signed up.
I was the second to sign up, and you forget about me already? |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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lap_otter
Hatchling
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Posts: 51
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« Reply #51 on: October 15, 2009, 02:48:39 AM » |
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I'm sorry! I've got you down now, go check in the werewolves thread.
We've got eight, so I could really start anytime...
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Otter I love you.
Get in line. I love you too, Lappy <3
If anyone, ever, even Orangey, calls me this again, I will instantly lose all respect for them. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #52 on: October 15, 2009, 02:50:00 AM » |
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That's fine.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #53 on: October 17, 2009, 03:55:41 PM » |
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How do you horribly penis someone?
You just don't do a very good job of penising them. It's not very fun for anyone involved. |
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Orangey
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« Reply #54 on: October 18, 2009, 11:57:52 PM » |
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It's a quote geeeeeeez
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Chris Hallbeck
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« Reply #55 on: October 19, 2009, 10:28:55 AM » |
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You just don't do a very good job of penising them. It's not very fun for anyone involved.
This cheered me up way more than it should have.  |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #56 on: October 19, 2009, 02:06:53 PM » |
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I do what I can.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #57 on: October 20, 2009, 03:52:34 PM » |
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Almost as much as you do what you can't.
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ShyMeister's BPStore resources:
Masks: Biff mask, Shadow Beast mask, Shield mask, Poltaap mask
Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Axe Shredder
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« Reply #58 on: October 20, 2009, 03:56:22 PM » |
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How do you horribly penis someone?
You were just nervous. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #59 on: October 20, 2009, 06:27:38 PM » |
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It happens to everyone.
We'll get through this.
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  <Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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