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« on: June 12, 2009, 01:52:04 PM »

Orangey be the god of physics.
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2009, 04:59:15 PM »

No, no, Orangey is a demi-god. It goes like this.

TOASTERSNAKE
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CHRIS----AMANDA
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BABYBIFF(That's Chris's kid, if you didn't guess)
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ORANGEY and MEISTER


In the beginning, there was Toastersnake. And then, from it's holy griddle, Chris was made. Soon, Amanda followed and the two bore unto the world Babybiff.
The three could not keep the world in check by themselves. Chris soon appointed two of his most trusted followers, Orangey and Meister, to be his Demigods.
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2009, 05:00:52 PM »

and I take care of the heretics  Grin
and then there is allso the unspeakable one...but we will not speak about him here.
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009, 06:49:31 PM »

Three posts back and we have our selvs a splinter topic.
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009, 06:53:11 PM »

I guess I'm the ruler of popping in and saying something really cute from time to time.
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Yeah, I'm wondering where Snaketoaster(Ohsnap I said it) falls on that list.
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009, 06:57:58 PM »

On the top. Always on the top.
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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2009, 07:06:45 PM »

Surely not above the mighty ToasterSnake?
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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2009, 07:24:27 PM »

SnakeToaster is, one would presume, the representation of all that ToasterSnake is not. He is the Satan of ToasterSnakism.
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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2009, 10:34:13 PM »

Then we need to complicate this diagram.
TOASTERSNAKE----SNAKETOASTER
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CHRIS----AMANDA
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BABYBIFF
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ORANGEY and MEISTER
                   
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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009, 10:51:26 PM »

Dose this chart mean the Meister and Orangey are the children of BabyBiff?
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2009, 12:11:46 AM »

No, 'cause it's a hierarchy, not a family tree.

So really, it's:

Toastersnake
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Chris and Amanda
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Baby Hallbeck
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Orangey and Meister
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High Inquisitor of Bath and Wells
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Biffites
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Heathens (Scarf*)
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Non-posting Biffites
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Non-Biffites
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Trolls/Domensional beings
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The Unholy One


*Told you you'd never be forgiven for bringing into existence the unspeakable one.
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2009, 12:30:26 AM »

Man, Poltaap totally ranks higher than me!
So, if Chris and Poltaap had a baby, where would it fall on the diagram? At the same rank as Baby Hallbeck, or below the High Inquisitor?
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2009, 12:37:40 AM »

As spawn of Chris, but not of Amanda, it would fall into the "Orangey and Meister" category.
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2009, 12:51:18 AM »

That's cool, I don't really want Poltaap to spawn anyway(no offense Polty-baby, but you do scare the children...)
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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2009, 02:53:48 AM »

oooo burn
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« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2009, 09:00:16 AM »

Pol-Biffbaby, as the son of Chris and a mortal, would be a demigod like Orangey and Meister, yes.
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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2009, 10:22:19 AM »

.......

*goes on a long long journey in hopes of finding redemption*
*probably dies along the way*


*is aight with this*
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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2009, 03:44:12 PM »

Oh, haven't you heard?
SNAKETOASTER IS UNFORGIVABLE.

Note the "UN".
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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2009, 04:05:37 PM »

Fortunately for scarf, Toastersnake is forgiving.

Shame no-one can forgive Toastersnake, though.
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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2009, 04:35:37 PM »

OH SHI-

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« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2009, 05:45:56 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2009, 06:16:08 PM »

And also \o/.
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« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2009, 07:30:38 PM »

\o/
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« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2009, 08:21:47 PM »

\o/
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I'm past apologizing.
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« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2009, 08:26:20 PM »

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« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2009, 09:04:25 PM »

Eight equals equals equals D tilde tilde tilde
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« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2009, 10:04:37 PM »

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I did not know what that was called.
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« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2009, 11:40:19 PM »

Tilde.
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« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2009, 11:55:49 PM »

Eight equals equals equals D tilde tilde tilde
I printed that out in ICT class. Huge font, landscape, just as someone was collecting their work from the printer.
Priceless.
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« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2009, 12:14:45 AM »

Did they find you out?
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