Vs. Battle #22 the Scarf vs. Capt. Ryu Battlehammer

[SpriteMeister]

"Now, I want a nice, fair bloodbath here. Don't get carried away, alright?"

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

*Banjo floats in the void and looks around*
"Kazooie, are you sure we'll get a jiggy for this?
Most likely, the music changed so somethings gonna happen.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Rah, rah, Scarf! Rah, rah, Scarf!
*Cues dramatic crescendo*

[Pieman]

*Follows with a dramatic diminuendo, pianoforte, and concludes with a C major arpeggio*

[the Scarf]

JAM es. appears, followed by Scarf. Scarf waggles it's tassels at Ziggles.
JAM es. drinks some coffee out of his hat
"I'm fighting woodland creatures. Whoop de doo, Whoop dee doo."

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

ohh thats nice, and whats that?, a snake run over by a digger?
Kazooie!.....*shakes head*

[the Scarf]

"Nope. Better."
JAM es. brings his legs up in front of him and kicks off against the Scarf. They begin floating in opposite directions, Scarf moving quickly towards the bear and bird.

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

*b/j launch 5 eggs at the scarf and floats back as each shot is fired*

[the Scarf]

The Scarf manages to shift itself enough to dodge three of the eggs, but two hit it head on, considerably slowing it's progress.

JAM es. pulls his gun out of his chest and fires two shots at Scarf. They hit, pushing the Scarf forward a little bit faster.
The Scarf can barely reach Banjo, but it's tassles touch his fur. It's enough for The Scarf to pull itself forward.
JAM es. fires several pieces of fruit at Banjo and Kazooie.

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

*kazooie flaps her wigs really hard once and the 2 fly up at a fast pace and stop above Jam es, turning into a ball and plummet (slower than usual) down onto Jam es- beak first*

[Pieman]

How can you move by flapping your wings in a place with no atmosphere?

[the Scarf]

(Yeah, the upwards movement of the wings cancel out the downwards flap. There's no effect in zero g, and if somehow there was it wouldn't be very fast. Also, you can't plummet without some form of propulsion.)

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

(sorry, as i said earlier forgive my gravitational mistakes, so do i redo the move or what?)

[Silfedac]

I'll give you a redo on that move. Try something different. If you're having trouble with the physics, just ask Orangey.

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

(alright) *banjo grabs kazooie and uses her as a gun launching several yellow eggs in very rapid succession causing the bear and bird to fly backwards, continuing to fire*

[Pieman]

Better. You could also throw Kazooie to both move in opposite directions.

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

((yay scarfs back, we can continue))

[the Scarf]

JAM es. finally hits the back wall, and, too slow, begins pushing himself sideways to avoid the eggs flying at him. They hit him in the chest and stomach where they break inside him. JAM es. makes a pained face. "That is going to take so long to get out of there; I'm not going to be edible for Weeks!"
Moving awkwardly with the foriegn substances in his torso, he fires the gun at Banjo and Kazooie again.

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

*the eggs continue to fire not giving Jam-es a chance to move, while Banjo keeps an eye on the scarf.*

[the Scarf]

The Scarf begins pulling on Banjo, but does not move them enough to effect the aim of Kazooies  eggs. The Scarf slides up Banjos back, tying his arms. It grabs Kazooies foot and pulls her and Banjos arm enough to deter the fire of eggs. JAM es. spits out some egg yolk and fires his gun at the wall while pushing off with his legs. He continues firing at the wall until he is at Banjo and Kazooie.

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

right before jam es hits banjo, kazooie's wings cover banjo and a gold light covers them (wonder wing), sending both jam-es and the scarf flying,
as soon as there clear banjo tosses a glowbo (cute little pink thing) up and it is caught by "Mumbo Jumbo" who uses it to summon several large boulders of various sizes all over the void (tiny to huge)

[Pieman]

(Wait, isn't the cute little pink thing a Jingo?)

[SpriteMeister]

(Glowbo: Banjo-Tooie: Cute little pink-ish thing. Give to either shamans for their aid.
Jinjo: Both games: Collectible cute things in a variety of colors. Collect a full set for a Jiggy)

[Pieman]

(Ah, that makes sense, considering I've never played Tooie.)

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

(.......were did scarf go?)

[SpriteMeister]

(Dunno. I'll pester her for you next time I see her.)

[the Scarf]

(Gah, Sorry.)

JAM es. grins as the boulders appear.
"Now you're just making this easy!"
JAM es. and Scarf both begin using the boulders to get closer to Banjo and Kazooie, The Scarf sliding from one boulder to the next and JAM es. pushing off against them. When he gets close enough, he hides behind a large boulder and readies his gun. Scarf leaps out at Banjo Kazooie from behind, wrapping around Banjo's arms and neck and trapping Kazooie so she can't use her wings.

[SpriteMeister]

(Aw... I wanted to pester you...)
(*bother bother bother*)

[Capt. Ryu Battlehammer]

*kazooie launches an egg onto the rock between banjo and jam-es the egg hatches into a little robot bird that clutches to the rock and runs over it to jam-es and esplodes. as the bird moves kazooie pecks at the scarf.*
(i do hope that works with no gravity if not then the little bird will hop from rock to rock to get behind jam-es then esplode)

[the Scarf]

(this is post 12 in the battle. what was the limit again?)

JAM es. winces at the explosion, and loses grip on the rock. The Jam in all of the places he got hit drips a little bit, but after a moment he seems fine. All of the affected spots smoothen out. He loads a grapefruit into his arm as Scarf wraps around Banjos arms and Kazooies legs. He fires the rock hard grapefruit at Banjo and then scrambles back to the rock.