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« on: May 25, 2009, 08:49:10 PM » |
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Items on this list
1. Anything not on this list. Discuss. |
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  <Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2009, 09:19:25 PM » |
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Since "anything not on the list" in on the list, that means everything is on the list. Updating the list, we get: Items on this list
1. Anything not on this list.
2. Everything.
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ShyMeister's BPStore resources:
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Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Silfedac
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2009, 09:24:01 PM » |
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Just because: Items on this list
1. Anything not on this list.
2. Everything.
3. Nothing.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2009, 09:32:26 PM » |
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(Well, with everything on the list, nothing is, in fact, not on the list. Therefore, it gets included by item #1.) But, because nothing is on the list, we must revise it again: Items on this list
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ShyMeister's BPStore resources:
Masks: Biff mask, Shadow Beast mask, Shield mask, Poltaap mask
Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2009, 10:05:20 PM » |
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If anything not on the list is on the list, then it is not on the list anymore.
But then that means it is on the list.
Which then means it's not.
Which means it is.
Etcetera, etcetera.
But then, if we cancel it out to escape this loop, as Meister has done, we end up with nothing on the list, which means it can't be a list, because nothing is listed.
Tl;dr: This list cannot exist.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2009, 10:09:51 PM » |
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AAAAAHH!
*Supersoaks you all*
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2009, 10:12:48 PM » |
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I hereby nominate this thread to be devoted to either randomness or a new D&D game.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 08:45:54 AM » |
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But if the game is in the topic, the topic can not exist.
*Waggles eyebrows and runs off in the confusion*
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the Scarf
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 09:36:20 AM » |
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What would happen if Pinocchio said 'my nose will get longer' ?
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The sky and air are full of cancer and the ground is full of poison. Only the internet understands. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 11:02:59 AM » |
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What would happen if Pinocchio said 'my nose will get longer' ?
I hereby nominate this thread to be devoted to the impossible. |
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Torg
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« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2009, 11:44:51 AM » |
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As long as he didn't provide a timetable, he would be telling the truth. His nose would stay the same length until he told a lie, at which point it would get longer, proving him right.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Pieman
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« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2009, 11:55:29 AM » |
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Items on this list
1. Nothing but this.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Torg
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« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2009, 12:13:34 PM » |
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Also, because I didn't feel like responding to this last time: If anything not on the list is on the list, then it is not on the list anymore.
But then that means it is on the list.
Which then means it's not.
Which means it is.
Etcetera, etcetera.
But then, if we cancel it out to escape this loop, as Meister has done, we end up with nothing on the list, which means it can't be a list, because nothing is listed.
Tl;dr: This list cannot exist.
Item 1 says that anything not specifically included in the list is to be included in the list. Nowhere does it say that items included in the list are to be removed. Your list is not necessarily paradoxical. It depends on how the data is handled. |
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2009, 02:13:34 PM » |
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Hmm... This is true...
Quick! Burn it all! Destroy all evidence!
E: Huh, well, that failed. Can't delete my own topics.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2009, 04:22:52 PM » |
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I need an adult!
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Torg
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« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2009, 06:39:59 PM » |
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Try your parents.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2009, 06:54:23 PM » |
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*Puts paradox in a parabox*
*Shoves parabox down Pieman's throat*
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2009, 07:36:10 PM » |
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*Wears a paradux as shoes*
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2009, 07:37:25 PM » |
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*Captures bunny slippers*
*Trains them to squeak when I walk*
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2009, 07:46:50 PM » |
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I just figured out what the acronym in the thread title means!
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2009, 07:47:33 PM » |
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Ha, everytime I read it, I'm like: THAT RHYMES!
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2009, 07:51:18 PM » |
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Now I do that, too!
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2009, 01:19:47 PM » |
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Oh? So I was right about what it stood for. I wasn't sure... Items on this list
1. Nothing but this.
Your point? |
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ShyMeister's BPStore resources:
Masks: Biff mask, Shadow Beast mask, Shield mask, Poltaap mask
Weapons: Meister Sword, 2 attack fans
Housing/furnishings: Mana Tree
Pets/lackeys: wolf (Link), baby Yoshi
Bottles: 1 Blue fire, 1 Poltaap, 1 fairy, 1 chocolate milkshake, 2 empty
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2009, 01:34:42 PM » |
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Does there need to be one?  |
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Torg
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« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2009, 05:15:42 PM » |
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Of course not.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2009, 07:04:47 PM » |
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I don't see why you ever would.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2009, 05:36:12 PM » |
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*Puts paradox in a parabox*
*Shoves parabox down Pieman's throat*
You forgot to attach the Paralocks! *Locks the box with my own intestines* |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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