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« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2009, 08:43:29 PM »

Not the majority of ACTUAL CHRISTIAN CHRISTIANS, but yeah, the 'christians' who don't actually know what the hell they're talking about (which is a lot of them in this generation) yeah.
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« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2009, 08:46:19 PM »

When I say "the majority of Christians", I mean "Christians who cling helplessly to their faith because they couldn't cope with life otherwise". Please, never take my statements at face value. Not only am I half-crazed, I'm also a compulsive liar. In fact, I'm lying right now.
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« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2009, 11:00:57 PM »

It's so cute when you're attempting unoffensive!
Don't you all worry. Some of my best friends are heathens.  Wink
The number of Christians who hide behind their faith is terrible. You're not allowed to use it as an excuse for ignorance.
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« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2009, 09:03:53 AM »

I cannot condone any religion that considers knowledge a forbidden fruit.
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« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2009, 01:09:26 PM »

It came to someone in a dream, and then they lost it in another dream...
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« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2009, 03:04:49 PM »

Well, the thing that I said seems to be what the majority of Christians I know are like.
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« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2009, 03:06:47 PM »

The world is full of idiots, and most of them are religious.
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« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2009, 03:08:01 PM »

It's our job to take 'em down.
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« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2009, 03:20:23 PM »

I'll grab the Uzi, you take the crate of vicious kittens.
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« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2009, 04:05:21 PM »

I haven't fed these babies in a week!
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« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2009, 04:27:05 PM »

...for a second, I thought you were talking about human babies. Heh.
The only ones we keep are the rabid ones.
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« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2009, 04:56:59 PM »

Who said I wasn't?
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« Reply #42 on: May 31, 2009, 05:38:40 PM »

I hate you now, Pieman.
I'd just gotten over it, after using it as a crutch from another addiction.

I hate you so b- EXTREME FEVER.

Peggle's tagline should be "Peggle: Worse than fecking Tetris."
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« Reply #43 on: May 31, 2009, 08:14:03 PM »

You got a problem with Tetris, Limey?
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« Reply #44 on: May 31, 2009, 11:20:42 PM »

He obviously does.
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« Reply #45 on: June 01, 2009, 12:27:29 AM »

Heresy! I propose: Burning at the stake!
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« Reply #46 on: June 01, 2009, 06:31:05 AM »

I assume he meant "worse to stop playing than Tetris."
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« Reply #47 on: June 01, 2009, 01:52:37 PM »

I meant in terms of addiction. They're both Bifftastic games.
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« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2009, 02:16:12 PM »

I prefer the old-fashioned game of Pinball!
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« Reply #49 on: June 01, 2009, 03:57:01 PM »

Poppycock! Give me a good hand of Euchre any day!
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« Reply #50 on: June 04, 2009, 04:28:22 PM »

Codswollop! One thousand blank white cards all the way!
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« Reply #51 on: June 04, 2009, 04:33:56 PM »

Hogwash! I vote for a rousing session of Jenga!
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« Reply #52 on: June 04, 2009, 04:45:03 PM »

JENGAAAAAAAAAA!
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« Reply #53 on: June 04, 2009, 07:39:24 PM »

Jenga.
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« Reply #54 on: June 04, 2009, 08:14:20 PM »

DO WANT!
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« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2009, 08:23:54 PM »

Right?
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« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2009, 09:07:25 PM »

I have another use for a towel after today.
Protecting face from pine needles while standing on top of a hill during a wind storm.
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« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2009, 05:31:54 PM »

As do I! Deflecting your [girl]friend's arm as he tries to give you titty-twisters.
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« Reply #58 on: June 05, 2009, 06:32:17 PM »

I call 'em purple nurples, that way I can say 'Well, mine are ultraviolet."
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« Reply #59 on: June 05, 2009, 07:37:31 PM »

Ha, a friend of mine had a purple mark on her shirt in that area. We taunted her about it.
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