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« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2009, 05:53:09 PM »

We don't have too many of those in Ohio, although there is a horse farm a couple blocks from my house.
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« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2009, 06:38:41 AM »

They ones here smell deliciously like grass through extremely thick air.
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« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2009, 10:26:02 AM »

Ah, you guys slurp! Instead of grass smells, we get lovely Fire Watch warnings so as not to start a big ol' fire.
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« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2009, 11:06:29 AM »

It rains too much in Ohio and Britland to need Fire Warnings.
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« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2009, 11:31:57 AM »

Hey, Britain's the land of the rain!
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« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2009, 11:32:48 AM »

As I said.
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« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2009, 11:33:52 AM »

Texas, then, is land of cows, grass and big ol' hats.
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« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2009, 11:44:56 AM »

As I said.

Sorry, I read it as
It rains too much in Ohio and Britland needs Fire Warnings.
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« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2009, 11:55:19 AM »

Completely different.

Texas, then, is land of cows, grass and big ol' hats.
Hats that LIE.
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« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2009, 01:32:41 PM »

No! Our hats are as honest as yours!
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« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2009, 05:15:53 PM »

We have hats that actually fit ten gallons inside them. They just hurt like hell to wear, so we use the miniature version.
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« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2009, 06:40:10 PM »

What is funny is that my dad never wears a hat. Even though he is an somewhat-liberal pro-choice Democrat, he has a red neck from the sun.
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« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2009, 08:18:05 PM »

How are those two things at all related?
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« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2009, 08:21:41 PM »

Southerners, or "Rednecks" as we Northerners say, all generally all considered to all be conservative.
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« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2009, 08:36:38 PM »

But how would that be in contrast with his hat-wearing habits?
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« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2009, 08:37:11 PM »

Presumably in that if he wore a hat, his neck would not get sunburned.
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« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2009, 08:38:52 PM »

And what I'm asking is how that has anything to do with him being a liberal.
This should not have needed to be said three times.
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« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2009, 08:48:31 PM »

She is saying that he is a liberal in spite of being a redneck, i.e. from the sun, while the two are generally considered to be mutually exclusive.
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« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2009, 08:54:55 PM »

Damn! Now I'm confused.
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« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2009, 08:55:29 PM »

Apparently, I'm the only one who's not.
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« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2009, 08:57:12 PM »

I know what I meant, but Torg doesn't. Torg doesn't know what you mean... You doesn't!
I didn't actually do that on purpose. What?
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« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2009, 08:58:53 PM »

Wait, so what did you mean?
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« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2009, 09:02:09 PM »

I meant...
She is saying that he is a liberal in spite of being a redneck, i.e. from the sun, while the two are generally considered to be mutually exclusive.
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« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2009, 09:05:24 PM »

Okay, that's what I thought.
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« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2009, 09:55:58 PM »

I know, you typed it.
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« Reply #55 on: May 24, 2009, 12:30:35 PM »

I don't know what Torg's problem is. I got it right off the bat.
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« Reply #56 on: May 24, 2009, 01:04:14 PM »

Perhaps it was the way I typed it. I could've typed it as 'Even though my dad is semi-liberal and a pro-choice Democrat, he has a red neck because he never wears a hat."
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« Reply #57 on: May 24, 2009, 03:12:07 PM »

I understood it as well....
Not wearing hat= red neck
red neck, redneck...geddit?
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« Reply #58 on: May 24, 2009, 03:43:18 PM »

Good.
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« Reply #59 on: May 24, 2009, 08:32:13 PM »

I think it's just Torg's bacon-induced skull-thickness.
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