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« on: May 20, 2009, 12:23:03 PM » |
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Pretty straight forward: just talk about the things you really wish someone had taught you or that logic/wisdom would have told you the best method of doing something.
For instance: I'm curently suffering from an ear infection. I also have allergies really back this year. What I learned the hard way: Never blow your nose with an ear infection, the pain of doing so is worse then the worst stuffy nose ever.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
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Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 12:28:48 PM » |
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Never stand with your knees locked with immature people around.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 02:24:57 PM » |
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Oh? What happened?
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Pieman
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 02:27:49 PM » |
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I got kicked in the kneecaps.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 02:34:38 PM » |
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 Ooo! OW! Why would someone do that?! God!
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Pieman
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 02:36:17 PM » |
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immature people
It wasn't actually very hard, but it hurt like hell. Also, too many sherbet lemons gives me ulcers. |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 04:43:02 PM » |
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Never get shower gel up your nose.
It stings like a lich.
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  <Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 04:46:54 PM » |
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Don't call Mr Longbottom a Short-arse.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Drakey
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 05:41:01 PM » |
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I learned the hard way that you can't fight the law, because I fought the law and the law won. |
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Wow. I am so full of bull.  Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 08:49:19 PM » |
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David....
*facepalm*
XD
I love you now.
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The sky and air are full of cancer and the ground is full of poison. Only the internet understands. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 08:51:54 PM » |
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Don't eat soap, no matter how good it smells.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2009, 11:28:10 AM » |
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Most women are, to some extent, psychotic. Especially when you piss them off.
*Totally not a misogynyst*
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<Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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Torg
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2009, 01:11:20 PM » |
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Never do a cannonball off a cliff.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 01:48:30 PM » |
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Check an offer is valid in your country before signing up to various websites just to pull an elaborate prank on your school.
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<Science isn't about why, it's about why not.>
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 06:19:53 PM » |
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Never do a cannonball off a cliff.
You learned this the hard way? |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2009, 06:23:48 PM » |
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The instant-colonoscopy way as well, one would assume.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2009, 06:29:31 PM » |
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Don't assume that if it smells good, it will taste good.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2009, 06:44:35 PM » |
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Don't assume that if it smells good, it will taste good.
Don't eat soap, no matter how good it smells.
Already said it. |
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2009, 06:52:53 PM » |
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Have you ever tried cooking vanilla? I felt it needed a more general term.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2009, 06:56:01 PM » |
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No. I have no idea what you're talking about and never will. I make a point of only knowing how to cook two things: Cold Cereal, and water.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2009, 07:36:55 PM » |
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Instant water: Just add water!
Also, do not assume that it contains what it says on the bottle or container. My bro drank two big gulps of Tide before he realized it was not, in fact, Coca-Cola as the bottle claimed.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2009, 07:41:10 PM » |
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If you have a little brother who is mischievous, check your cup before you drink out of it. Make sure it does not foam.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2009, 07:59:56 PM » |
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Alas, I am the youngest of my clan.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Torg
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« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2009, 08:25:36 AM » |
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You learned this the hard way?
My mom did while I was watching, so I figured it counted. |
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Pieman
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« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2009, 02:50:35 PM » |
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Don't assume that if it smells good, it will taste good.
Tarmac FTW! |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2009, 04:17:38 PM » |
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Wet cement. As in a sidewalk after a rain, not freshly poured cement. Grass, one of my other favorite smells, actually tastes surprisingly good, like apple skins.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2009, 04:24:25 PM » |
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Thunderstorms taste nothing like they smell.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2009, 04:47:50 PM » |
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They taste like pennies and burning.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2009, 04:49:58 PM » |
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And spoons.
And slightly more burning.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2009, 05:35:15 PM » |
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The ones around here mostly smell like cattle because they blow in from the stockyards.  |
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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