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« on: April 27, 2009, 05:31:11 PM »

BIZARRO IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE THE FAR SIDE NO MATTER HOW HARD IT TRIES

IT WILL ALSO LIKELY NEVER BE A GOOD COMIC


THIS IS FACTUAL
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2009, 07:32:06 PM »

Your CAPS LOCK got stuck, did it?
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2009, 08:44:31 PM »

HE IS MERELY MAKING A POINT
HELL I DO IT SOMETIMES MYSELF
I AGREE THE FAR SIDE IS PRETTY DARN AWESOMESAUCE
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2009, 08:52:25 PM »

I SEEM TO REMEMBER A CERTAIN DOZING FRUIT STATING HIS DISLIKE OF SUCH CRUISE CONTROL.

(God, I just held shift the whole time. I feel smrat.)
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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2009, 09:32:49 PM »

SOMETIMES IT IS ACCEPTABLE

I HAVE KIND OF STARTED USING IT TOO MUCH LATELY

I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING RYAN NORTH
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2009, 09:39:08 PM »

DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT, MR. NORTH, OR ARE YOU JUST MAKING A POINT?
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2009, 11:18:50 PM »

IT'S PARTLY MY FAULT
SOMETIMES I DO THIS FOR A WHILE ON GMAIL
REALLY WHAT CAN YOU DO
RYAN NORTH IS PRETTY AWESOMESAUCE ALSO
E: OH HEY IS THIS AWESOME OR WHAT
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 01:04:00 AM »

BIZARRO IS ON OCCASION FUNNY

USUALLY IT IS MERELY A LARGE DEGREE OF I'm too lazy to think of a good word to put here.

HEY IT IS A DEMONIC DUCK
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 03:48:21 AM »

I SEEM TO REMEMBER A CERTAIN DOZING FRUIT STATING HIS DISLIKE OF SUCH CRUISE CONTROL.
I DO BELIEVE HE SAID IT WAS FINE IF PERIODS WERE USED. USING PERIODS WITH CAPS LOCK MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE A ROBOT, IF I RECALL.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 04:31:37 PM »

OR LIKE RYAN NORTH MAYBE PERHAPS FOR INSTANCE
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 01:28:59 AM »

*GETS A BEER FROM THE FRIDGE*
*THERE IS NO BEER IN THE FRIDGE*
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? IS THIS A GAME?
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 01:36:02 AM »

IT WAS ORIGINALLY A POST IN THE LATEST COMIC DISCUSSION; I WAS EXPRESSING MY DISLIKE FOR BIZARRO IN A VERY EMPHATIC WAY, AND THE CONVERSATION DRIFTED TOO MUCH. EITHER MEISTER OR CHRIS SPLIT THE THREAD
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 01:44:22 AM »

HOW UTTERLY bizarre. SAY, DOES ANYONE HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE I'VE LEFT MY PANTS?
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 02:20:41 AM »

IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME.
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 07:58:38 AM »

HAVE YOU CHECKED SCARF'S FRIDGE? THAT'S WHERE I FIND MOST OF MY LOST CLOTHING
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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 03:39:45 PM »

I SENSE KINKY GOINGS-ON!
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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 04:46:04 PM »

ONLY WHEN YOU GO SHIRTLESS FOR VIDEO CHATS WITH THE LASS
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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2009, 11:04:32 PM »

Wow, this really looks like something that needs to be in the chat section...

(FEAR THE LACK OF CAPS LOCK! Wait... damn!)
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« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2009, 08:17:07 AM »

As a rule, spinoff threads stay in General Discussion.
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« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2009, 04:53:27 PM »

OI YOU THERE IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO POST COOL THEN YOU SHOULDN'T POST AT ALL, YOU DIG?
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« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2009, 05:27:36 PM »

I USUALLY JUST HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT BUTTON LIKE I AM NOW. BUT THEN I GET WEIRD SYMBOLS IF I FORGET ABOUT THE PUNCTUATION.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TALK LIKE A TELEGRAM STOP
THIS WAY IS MUCH BETTER STOP
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« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2009, 05:35:18 PM »

CAPS LOCK WRITER'S BLOCK GONNA POP FULL STOP
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« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2009, 09:24:02 PM »

THAT MADE EVEN LESS SENSE THAN USUAL.
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« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2009, 10:18:56 PM »

DUDE JUST GO WITH IT
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« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2009, 01:46:02 PM »

HOW SOON DO YOU THINK THIS TOPIC WILL DIE STOP
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« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2009, 02:12:23 PM »

SOME TIME AFTER 2:12, I THINK.
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« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2009, 06:22:26 PM »

DUDE ITS NOT WORKING
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« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2009, 08:04:33 PM »

IT WAS UNTIL YOU SPOKE UP.
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« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2009, 01:48:30 AM »

NEVER FORGET: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL NEED TO STEER.

ALSO, STOP.
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« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2009, 06:46:43 AM »

OH MY GOD IT'S SIL STOP
WELCOME BACK MAN STOP
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