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« on: April 24, 2009, 12:31:20 AM »

I wanted to start a new topic were people could just rant and let it all out without beng juged. So here I go. Please try to be respectfull to this thread. You could real hurt people if you aren't carefull.
(Try to make sence in your posts but you don't have to if you can't)

I'm lude, crude, and can't spell for beans. People say I'm smart and I'll call them tart. I live in my oun personal world and I like it. Every year I break down and cry. Most people just wave and say "Bye!". They leave in a rush and everything they say is hushed. People have no respect for others but the pecking order. If you're in the front on the line you'll do just fine, but if you're in the back you ain't getting no slack.

People call me weird but they have no idea. life is short and we're all going to die. 80 years of living? That ain't nothing to the age of the earth we live on. What is the meaning of life? I Know! to have as many kids as we can so that we can screw up the world even more. More people, less to go around.

I'm sorry for being sinical but I stand on a pinical. I'm in a brood and I felt like being crude. My rant is done I've had my fun. Time to sleep, you won't hear a peep. See you all tomarrow. Good night.
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2009, 05:50:47 PM »

That ain't nothing to the age of the earth we live on.

That reminds me of a theory some philosophers have come up with.

The Earth is an organism, and we act as its equivalent of sperm and white blood cells, and if so, I'd say we're also parasites.

A long time in the future, or maybe not, part of the human race will leave and populate another planet; thus the sperms.

We, as a race, are setting up defences against external threats, i.e. aliens or NEO's. This is similar to white blood cell's jobs.

I'd also say we're parasites because we live off the Earth.


Yeah, odd theory, but it's still an interesting one.


Woo! Deviated from topic on the second post! The process is shortening!
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 05:58:53 PM »

The p***s is shortening!
You sounded so proud of it, too.
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2009, 06:01:17 PM »

I am!

Would you believe I actually thought that when I wrote it?

I just didn't think it would be so quick for someone to reply about it.
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2009, 09:41:53 PM »

The p***s is shortening!
You sounded so proud of it, too.
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2009, 03:27:31 AM »

Ah! Grot approves of my p***s shortening! Either that or sounding proud of it.
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2009, 06:27:24 AM »

I leave it open to interpretation.
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2009, 10:58:26 PM »

I don't approve. The whores were just beginning to get some job satisfaction, too...
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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2009, 11:01:50 PM »

*ba dom pish*
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2009, 11:57:40 PM »

**m shot.
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2009, 06:32:15 AM »

Ri? Cu? Ha?
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2009, 11:56:32 AM »

Schwa?
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2009, 12:08:14 PM »

My brother and I both did a rim shot for that (w)horrible put made by Ziggy.
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2009, 12:51:41 PM »

*Calls Pun Brigade on June*
*High-fives her while we wait for them to come*
E: Ranting time.
Everybody automatically assumes that Wicca is a form of Satanism, even though it was before the concept of Satan. It's fucking annoying. That the goathead thing is a mockery of the Lamb of God? These people are spouting hyperbole. paganism is the most peaceful religion in the history of time, and christianity one of the bloodiest so back the hell of what you dont understand


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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2009, 01:51:36 PM »

The actual religion's fine, it's just the people who support it who aren't.
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« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2009, 05:08:51 PM »

That is my stance. My Wiccan brother wrote where the good grammar ends. He likes to throw my religion in my face, but as I point out, I didn't participate in the Crusades or publish any anti-Pagan propaganda. Not my fault.
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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2009, 10:09:51 PM »

I didn't participate in the Crusades
Do you have any evidence to support this claim?
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« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2009, 10:42:56 PM »

I got a birth certificate, and a death certificate if need be.
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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2009, 03:57:26 AM »

If you have a death certificate, then you could easily have participated in the Crusades, as you are immortal.
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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 01:16:39 AM »

Rant time!

I am sick and tired of the pettiness of others. Does one person's raging napoleon complex really have to push aside the enjoyment of everyone else? And the worst part about such insufferable superiority and smugness is that if you point it out, clearly you're wrong and furthermore being a dick? What is is about the internet that makes people assume that because they know a few forty-dollar words and were on their high-school debate team, they get to push others around, and without the authority to back it up, either?
The very idea of online bullying should strike the people who hear about it as utterly ridiculous. After all, nobody could possibly be that persistently stupid, and yet they are! Whatever happened to true intellectuals, the kind of people who could argue a point without power plays and ridiculous insults? To be forced to rely on subterfuge in even the smallest respect is degrading, yet often the only way to remove an inconvenience when true civility demands that you cave to seem polite. There is no society online. Only monkeys gibbering over who's thrown their shit the furthest.
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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2009, 01:50:19 AM »

Yes, he's acting like a dictator and being rather bipolar about what he decides.

Other than killing him there's little you can do.
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2009, 02:17:56 AM »

Murder would make everything easier.
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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2009, 04:51:46 PM »

My dad asked for an assignment why we thought people should obey laws. I answered, 'Because they are the cornerstone of civilized society'. The internet has no real law. We have no E-jail that we can stick any offenders in. It's an anarchy. Which, while awesome,  has a lot of things wrong with it.
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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2009, 08:19:20 PM »

Of course, you can always simply avoid forums, message boards and the like without depriving yourself of anything aside from forums and message boards. Leaving civilized society means giving up laziness, doctors, electricity, cars, and easy food. This is why civilized society needs laws while the Internet gets along just fine without so much as a taboo.
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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2009, 08:24:15 PM »

True.
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« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2009, 03:20:41 PM »

People are useless, pointless or total wankers.

I fully intend to deal with the latter in the coming days.

Seriously, I'm genuinely pissed off now other than annoyed or something.

I hate someone, with a passion and could quite happily kill them.

That's all.
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« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2009, 05:56:22 PM »

Just remember that, if you actually kill them, this qualifies as a confession. So edit your post first.
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« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2009, 06:03:49 PM »

And what we're saying in reply probably won't help that fact.
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« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2009, 06:58:06 PM »

To be honest right now I wouldn't mind murdering.
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« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2009, 07:54:58 PM »

I'd rather you didn't, but of course it's not up to me. If you think its worth it... I am not held responsible. I'm lookin' at you, Scotland Yard.
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