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« Reply #60 on: April 21, 2009, 05:24:26 PM »

I can count to ten in Spanish?
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« Reply #61 on: April 21, 2009, 05:26:32 PM »

I can count to ten in any real and well known language. (Just so long as I'm within reasonable distance of the internet)
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« Reply #62 on: April 21, 2009, 06:00:30 PM »

This stopped being binary when Orangey decided that the number 0 has a different value than the digit 0.
I think he is trying to say zero is a number, as in there are 32 numbers in 5 bit binary. 0-31.
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« Reply #63 on: April 21, 2009, 06:03:58 PM »

Orangey! Laziness-five for getting the others to do the arguing for us!
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« Reply #64 on: April 21, 2009, 07:28:54 PM »

I can count to ten in any real and well known language. (Just so long as I'm within reasonable distance of the internet)
I can count to ten in any real language and an obscene number of artificial ones. (Just so long as I'm within reasonable distance of the internet)
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« Reply #65 on: April 22, 2009, 02:13:04 AM »

By 'real', I mean not one that you've just made up.


I can count to ten in rot26.
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« Reply #66 on: April 22, 2009, 05:45:57 AM »

So do I. Hence the distinction.
Actually, by "artificial" I mean ones that other people just made up, like Esperanto.
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« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2009, 05:00:50 PM »

French and Spanish are as much as I can do.
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« Reply #68 on: April 22, 2009, 05:03:42 PM »

Can't even count to ten in your own language; for shame.

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« Reply #69 on: April 22, 2009, 05:06:35 PM »

It's not MY language. It's what they chose to teach me.
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« Reply #70 on: April 22, 2009, 05:14:13 PM »

I want to learn Chellian. Being able to understand turtles would be awesome.
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« Reply #71 on: April 22, 2009, 06:22:42 PM »

They never have anything interesting to say. One of the dolphin languages would be a better choice.
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« Reply #72 on: April 22, 2009, 06:27:53 PM »

I've learnt it; they don't shut up about sex, fish, pollution or any combination of the three. Trust me, it gets boring very quickly.
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« Reply #73 on: April 22, 2009, 08:17:55 PM »

You must have learned one of the Northern dialects. Those dolphins tend to be annoying, stupid, or playing an elaborate practical joke on humanity. I've had some interesting philosophical conversations with the local bottlenose dolphins.
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« Reply #74 on: April 23, 2009, 02:25:17 AM »

Oh yeah, I forgot about the bottlenoses; they're the same up here.
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