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« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2009, 12:28:52 PM »

Sorry... We can try to help if you ever do?
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« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2009, 01:52:43 PM »

Operation: Hook Ziggles Up With Silf is GO!
Step 1: Release Silf from his cage.
Step 2: Introduce him to Ziggles in real life.
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« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2009, 01:55:28 PM »

But I know nothing about romantic love(almost)! D:
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« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2009, 01:59:09 PM »

Operation: Hook Ziggles Up With Silf is GO!
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How do you profit?
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« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2009, 02:00:00 PM »

(just smile and nod darling, it's a South Park reference)
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« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2009, 02:03:25 PM »

Oh wow, I didn't know it was in South Park. I was just referencing an internet meme.
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« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2009, 02:04:35 PM »

It is that too. I'm not sure which came first though...
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« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2009, 06:34:46 PM »

Operation: Hook Ziggles Up With Silf is GO!
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As well-planned as your strategy is, I think I'll handle the situation on my own.
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« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2009, 07:01:08 PM »

Pfft, fine, go handle your own life in the way you know is best. Don't let me stop you.

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« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2009, 02:06:09 PM »

Here we go. I still fail at talking to her. I have reasons, but I still stumble at the finish line. I just second guess myself to much and fumble. This is something I have to work on.
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« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2009, 02:18:08 PM »

We're all still rooting for you. Who knows, maybe she'll go for the shyguy schtick. :3
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« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2009, 10:43:47 PM »

But don't overdo it on the cliches, if you please...have some pride!
 'Hi, I, um, was wondering...*eye drop, foot scuffle*... would you, maybe, uh, liketogooutsometime?"
It sounds too Harry Potter/Cho Chang.
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« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2009, 11:24:38 PM »

Haaaaaa!!! There's a girl in my choir who looks like Cho Chang!

I didn't like her in the books. Tongue
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« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2009, 07:07:14 AM »

But don't overdo it on the cliches, if you please...have some pride!
 'Hi, I, um, was wondering...*eye drop, foot scuffle*... would you, maybe, uh, liketogooutsometime?"
It sounds too Harry Potter/Cho Chang.

I'll try to be frank about it.
"I'm bored. Wanna hang out?"
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« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2009, 10:10:57 PM »

XD
That works too!
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« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2009, 05:53:23 AM »

Cho Chang was an evil devil woman!

Wait..... no.... I'm thinking about my girlfriends mum.

She loathes me.

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« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2009, 11:14:11 AM »

I asked a girl to the movies on Saturday.
She said yes.
Hilarity ensues when she asks me to decide on the film, but I worry about making the wrong choice on the smallest of things.
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« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2009, 02:15:15 PM »

Kentan/Mystery Fish get love. Hopefully. YAY!
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« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2009, 02:41:06 PM »

Hopefully.
Though now it's Monday because her dad's going to a football match on Saturday and her mum recently had an operation to remove her gall stones, so she (her mum, not the girl) can't look after the kids on her own very well.
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« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2009, 02:51:24 PM »

It's Monday because her dad's going to a football match.
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« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2009, 03:09:55 PM »

Kentan, if you are not sure what movie to see you might as well check on the 'Net now. And best of luck dude! I'm going to ask the girl I like if she is busy this weekend tomorrow or Friday. I gotta be a little more assertive now. I haven't seen her much at the end of the day recently.
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« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2009, 04:15:27 PM »

Best of luck to you too man! It pays to be assertive.
I tossed a coin and it came up heads, so Marley & Me it is. She suggested it, and I don't mind, so hopefully it goes down well.

Where are you thinking of whisking this girl away to, FTH?
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« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2009, 08:59:06 PM »

Marley and Me is not a movie that I desire to see, but good luck with that anyways. :3
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« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2009, 09:36:07 AM »

Best of luck to you too man! It pays to be assertive.
I tossed a coin and it came up heads, so Marley & Me it is. She suggested it, and I don't mind, so hopefully it goes down well.

Where are you thinking of whisking this girl away to, FTH?
I'm short on cash and my friends are going to an anime convention. Whatever we do, probably just hang-out and play games, it will be just the two of us.
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« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2009, 10:25:01 AM »

Marley and Me is not a movie that I desire to see, but good luck with that anyways. :3
Thanks Cheesy
I'm short on cash and my friends are going to an anime convention. Whatever we do, probably just hang-out and play games, it will be just the two of us.
Sounds awesome, I'd take you up on the offer.
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« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2009, 02:13:51 PM »

Ah! I see what you did there. Taking advantage of general pronouns. Sneaky.
Well I talked to her again and it felt much more fluid. Wasn't nervous at all. Yet again I was already up and not waiting like usual and I was playing football in gym. (That's soccer for my fellow Hamicans.)
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« Reply #56 on: April 02, 2009, 03:00:49 PM »

Yay! +1 Briticism point towards my plot to completely Briticize the entire internet!!
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« Reply #57 on: April 02, 2009, 03:29:40 PM »

Dr. Who beat you at Briticizing me, chap.
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« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2009, 05:17:58 PM »

(That's soccer for my fellow Hamicans.)
DUDE! Makes no sense! It's a game that you play with your FEET... football!
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« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2009, 06:31:11 PM »

Dr. Who beat you at Briticizing me, chap.
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