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« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2009, 12:13:40 PM »

Instant water: Just add water!!


I saw that in a cartoon once, long time ago. Might have been Loony Toons, hmmm.
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« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2009, 03:53:22 PM »

Hmm...I think I got the idea from a conversation I had with my Dad many years ago...
So I guess it wasn't original on his part...

This makes me question so many things! Did he get the idea of Gandalf, Dumbledore, Merlin, Santa Claus, and Jesus being the same person from somewhere too?

...wait, no...that was mine. Nevermind!
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« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2009, 03:56:20 PM »

Beards aren't that confusing. Magical, but not confusing.
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« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2009, 04:00:47 PM »

........
Maaagical.
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« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2009, 05:15:25 PM »

Watch as this ordinary plastic bottle is transformed into a water bottle right before your eyes! Bifftastic! Simply put the Instant Water beneath a water faucet and turn the handle. Wait five seconds, and when you're done, a full liter of water will have grown inside the bottle! It's really that simple!
Five seconds?

Hell of a faucet.
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« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2009, 05:16:27 PM »

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Maaagical.

And scratchy... much like this hat.

Five seconds?

Hell of a faucet.

Five seconds is a lot longer then people think.
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« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2009, 05:26:18 PM »

500ml is about two and a half seconds.
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« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2009, 05:38:32 PM »

That's half a letter, enough to fill a waterbattle.
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« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2009, 10:19:20 PM »

500ml is about two and a half seconds.
Therefore, one liter is 5 seconds? I guessed right!
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« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2009, 04:05:02 AM »

*Pats Torg on top of head* Good job, you get a cookie.
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« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2009, 09:54:53 AM »

*Eats cookie*
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« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2009, 10:30:32 AM »

*Retrieves cookie using stomach pump*
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« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2009, 11:41:30 AM »

I don't think you want it anymore....

Unless you're one of those people who think that the stomach acid adds flavor...
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« Reply #43 on: March 28, 2009, 12:15:22 PM »

Yeah, icky flavor. Tongue
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« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2009, 04:02:31 PM »

*Eats stomach pump*
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