Lose yourself in translation!

[chaoticag]

http://tashian.com/multibabel/

Put in word, get gobeldygook!

Example:
Original English Text:
Chaotic is a nice guy
Translated to Japanese:
無秩序良いガイはである


Translated back to English:
Is the disorder good guy


Translated to Chinese:
是紊乱善良者


Translated back to English:
Is disorder goodness


Translated to French:
Est la qualité de désordre


Translated back to English:
Is the quality of disorder


Translated to German:
Ist die Qualität der Störung


Translated back to English:
Is the quality of the disturbance


Translated to Italian:
È la qualità della perturbazione


Translated back to English:
It is the quality of the perturbation


Translated to Portuguese:
É a qualidade da perturbação


Translated back to English:
It is the quality of the disturbance


Translated to Spanish:
Es la calidad del disturbio


Translated back to English:
It is the quality of the disturbance

[Orangey]

We had a thread like this, but it's buried deep beneath the rest of the chatroom. I may look it up at some point.

Original English Text:
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

Translated to French:
Votre mère était un hamster, et votre père a senti des baies de sureau.

Translated back to English:
Your mother was a hamster, and your father felt elderberries.

Translated to German:
Ihre Mutter war ein Hamster, und Ihr Vater glaubte Holunderbeeren.

Translated back to English:
Their mother was a hamster, and your father believed Holunderbeeren.

Translated to Italian:
La loro madre era un criceto ed il vostro padre ha creduto Holunderbeeren.

Translated back to English:
Their mother was an hamster and your father has believed Holunderbeeren.

Translated to Portuguese:
Sua matriz era um hamster e seu pai acreditou Holunderbeeren.

Translated back to English:
Its first one was a hamster and its father believed Holunderbeeren.

Translated to Spanish:
Su primer era un hámster y su padre creyó Holunderbeeren.

Translated back to English:
Its first one was to hámster and his father believed Holunderbeeren.

[Poltaap]

from the good left undone by rise against

Original English Text:
In fields where nothing grew but weeds,
I found a flower at my feet,
bending there in my direction.

Translated to French:
Dans les domaines où rien ne s'est développé mais des mauvaises herbes, j'ai trouvé une fleur à mes pieds, se dépliant là dans ma direction.


Translated back to English:
In the fields where nothing developed but weeds, I found a flower with my feet, unfolding myself there in my direction.


Translated to German:
Auf den Gebieten, in denen entwickeltes nichts aber Unkräuter, ich eine Blume mit meinen Füßen fanden, in meiner Richtung dort ausbreitend.


Translated back to English:
In the realms, in which however weeds, I did not find developed anything a flower with my feet, in my direction there spreading.


Translated to Italian:
Nei regni, in cui tuttavia diserba, non ho trovato ho sviluppato qualche cosa un fiore con i miei piedi, nella mia direzione là che si sparge.


Translated back to English:
In the reigns, in which however it weeds, I have not found I have developed to some thing a flower with my feet, in my direction here that it is scattered.


Translated to Portuguese:
Nos reinos, em que entretanto remove ervas daninhas, eu não encontrei que eu desenvolvi a alguma coisa uma flor com meus pés, em meu sentido aqui que está dispersado.


Translated back to English:
In the kingdoms, where however he removes harmful grass, I did not find here that I developed to some thing a flower with my feet, in my direction that he is dispersed.


Translated to Spanish:
En los reinos, en donde sin embargo él quita la hierba dañina, no encontré aquí que desarrollé a una cierta cosa una flor con mis pies, en mi dirección que lo dispersan.


Translated back to English:
In the kingdoms, where nevertheless it clears the harmful grass, I did not find here that I developed to a certain thing a flower with my feet, in my direction that disperses it.

[Pieman]

English:
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

To Japanese:
肉を食べていない場合はどのようにして任意のプリン食べていい？

To English:
If you do not eat meat and any pudding?

To French:
Si vous ne mangez pas de viande et de tout le pudding?

To English:   
If you do not eat meat and all the pudding?

To Hebrew:   
אם לא לאכול בשר וכל פודינג?

To English:
   
If you do not eat meat and pudding?

To Korean:
고기와 푸딩면 안 먹을 거냐?

To English:
Are not you eat meat and pudding?

To Portuguese:   
Você não comer carne e pudim?

To English:
You do not eat meat and pudding?

To Japanese:
肉とプリンを食べていないのですか？

And back to English:
Do not eat meat and pudding?

[Ziggy Stardust]

This looks fun.

English: He who laughs last thinks slowest.

To Portuguese:
Que ri por último pensa mais lento.

To English:
That it laughs finally thinks slower.

To Chinese:
它最後笑認為更慢。

To English:
It smiles finally thought that is slower.

To French:
Il sourit a finalement pensé qui est plus lent.

To English:
He smiles finally thought which is slower.

To Greek:
Χαμογελά τελικά σκεπτόμενος όποιος είναι πιό αργός.

Finally, to English:
Grins final thinking whoever is slower.

[Torg]

Original English Text:
Stranger, if you stay here you will be knifed or poisoned by nightfall. But don't stop smiling, or so will I.

Translated to French:
L'étranger, si vous vous restez ici knifed ou sera empoisonné par la tombée de la nuit. Mais ne cessez pas de sourire, ou ainsi I.

Translated back to English:
The foreigner, if you remain yourselves knifed here or will be poisoned by fallen the night. But do not cease smiling, or thus I.

Translated to German:
Der Ausländer, wenn Sie sich hier knifed bleiben oder vergiftet werden werden, durch gefallen die Nacht. Aber hören Sie nicht Lächeln oder folglich I. auf.

Translated back to English:
The foreigner, if you remain yourselves here knifed or will be poisoned, through please the night. But you do not stop smile or therefore I.

Translated to Italian:
Lo straniero, se rimanete voi stessi qui knifed o sarete avvelenati, con prego la notte. Ma non fermate il sorriso o quindi il I.

Translated back to English:
The alien, if you here remain same knifed or are poisoned, with I pray the night. But not stopped the smile or therefore the I.

Translated to Portuguese:
O estrangeiro, se você permanece mesmo knifed ou é envenenado aqui, com eu pray a noite. Mas não parado o sorriso ou conseqüentemente o I.

Translated back to English:
The foreigner, if you remain same knifed or are poisoned here, with I pray the night. But not stopped the smile or consequently the I.

Translated to Spanish:
El extranjero, si usted sigue siendo igual knifed o se envenena aquí, con mí ruego la noche. Pero no parado la sonrisa o por lo tanto el I.

Translated back to English:
The foreigner, if you continue being equal knifed or she poisons herself here, with me request the night. But not stopped the smile or therefore the I.

[Pieman]

We should all quote Discworld.

To spanish:   
Todos debemos citar Mundodisco.

To English:
Everyone must cite Discworld.

To Japanse:
みんなDiscworld挙げる必要があります。

To English:
You must cite all Discworld.

To Russian:
Вы должны привести все Discworld.

To English:
You must bring all the Discworld.

To Arabic:
يجب عليك تقديم جميع Discworld.

To English:
You must provide all the Discworld.

To Greek:
Πρέπει να παρέχει όλα τα Discworld.

To English:
We provide all the Discworld.

To Hindi:   
हम सब Discworld प्रदान करते हैं.

To English:
We all Discworld offer.

[the Scarf]

Original English Text:
To be or not to be?
Translated to French:
Être ou ne pas être ?


Translated back to English:
To be or not to be?


Translated to German:
Sein oder Nichtsein?


Translated back to English:
Its or Nichtsein?


Translated to Italian:
Suo o Nichtsein?


Translated back to English:
Its or Nichtsein?


Translated to Portuguese:
Seu ou Nichtsein?


Translated back to English:
Its or Nichtsein?


Translated to Spanish:
¿Su o Nichtsein?


Translated back to English:
Su or Nichtsein?


Wow....I got one english word out of three. This is completely Bifftastic.

[Axe Shredder]

Beat this.

I paid way too much for an album by Checker Patrol.

Translated to Japanese:
私はレジ係のパトロールによってアルバムのあまりを支払った。

Translated back to English:
I paid the remainder of the album with the patrol of the register person in charge.

Translated to Chinese:
我支付了册页的余数与负责寄存器的人员的巡逻的。

Translated back to English:
I paid the album complement with being responsible for the register patrol of personnels.

Translated to French:
J'ai payé le complément d'album avec être responsable de la patrouille de registre du personnel.

Translated back to English:
I paid the complement of album with being responsible for the patrol of register of the personnel.

Translated to German:
Ich zahlte die Ergänzung des Albums mit Sein verantwortlich für die Patrouille des Registers des Personals.

Translated back to English:
I paid the supplement of the album with its responsible for the patrol of the register of the personnel.

Translated to Italian:
I pagato il supplemento dell'album con il suo responsabile della pattuglia del registro del personale.

Translated back to English:
Paid the supplement of the album with its in charge of the patrol of the registry of the staff.

Translated to Portuguese:
Pagou o suplemento do álbum com o seu responsável da patrulha do registro da equipe de funcionários.

Translated back to English:
It paid the supplement of the album with its responsible of the patrol of the register of the team of employees.

Translated to Spanish:
Pagó el suplemento del álbum con su responsable de la patrulla del registro del equipo de empleados.

Translated back to English:
It paid I supplement of the album with its person in charge of the patrol of the registry of the team of employees.

[Pixel Pincher]

Original English Text:
That thing gos were again?
Translated to Japanese:
その事gosは再度あったか。


Translated back to English:
For the second time was there the gos?


Translated to Chinese:
第二次有没有gos ？


Translated back to English:
Second time has gos?


Translated to French:
La deuxième fois a le gos ?


Translated back to English:
Does the second time have the gos?


Translated to German:
Hat das zweite mal den gos?


Translated back to English:
Does second have time gos?


Translated to Italian:
Il secondo ha tempo gos?


Translated back to English:
Does the second have time gos?


Translated to Portuguese:
O segundo tem o tempo gos?


Translated back to English:
Second it has the time gos?


Translated to Spanish:
¿Tiene en segundo lugar el tiempo gos?


Translated back to English:
It has the time secondly gos?

[Pieman]

It would probably be better if you spelt it right.

To Japanese:
それはおそらく正しい場合はスペルトよいでしょう。

To English:
It's probably best if you spelled correctly.

To Chinese:
这也可能是最好的，如果你拼写正确。

To English:
This also may be the best, if you spelled correctly.

To Korean:
철자가 정확하면이 또한 최고의,있을 수있습니다.

To English:
This is also the best of you that it is spelled correctly, can be.

To Hindi:
यह भी आप की है कि यह सही, हो सकता है वर्तनी है सबसे अच्छा है.

To English:
You also have the right, maybe the spelling is good.

To Japanese:
また、良いかもしれないスペルされている権利がある。

To English:
Also, have the right spelling might have been good.

To Korean:
좋은 것 또한 올바른 맞춤법있다.

To English:
Correct spelling is also a good thing.

[the Scarf]

Original English Text:
Correct grammar is a good thing too.

Translated to French:
La grammaire correcte est une bonne chose aussi.

Translated back to English:
Correct grammar is a good thing too.

Translated to German:
Korrekte Grammatik ist eine gute Sache auch.

Translated back to English:
Correct grammar is a good thing also.

Translated to Italian:
La grammatica corretta è una buona cosa egualmente.

Translated back to English:
The correct grammar is a good thing equally.

Translated to Portuguese:
A gramática correta é uma boa coisa ingualmente.

Translated back to English:
The correct grammar is a good thing ingualmente.

Translated to Spanish:
La gramática correcta es un buen ingualmente de la cosa.

Translated back to English:
The correct grammar is a good one ingualmente of the thing.

The correct grammar is a good one ingualmente of the thing.

[lap_otter]

Original English Text:
That thing gos were again?

It helps if you spell the original English correctly, sweetheart.

Dutch:
Het helpt als u de originele Engelsen correct, liefje spelt.

Back again:
It helps as you the original english correct, dear spelt.

French:
Helpt als u de originele Engelsen correct, liefje de Het écrit.

Back:
Helpt als U of originele correct Engelsen, liefje of written Het.

Spanish:
Als U de Helpt del originele Engelsen correcto, liefje del Het escrito.

Back:
Als Or of Helpt of originele correct Engelsen, liefje of the written Het.

...Honestly, should have just stopped when there didn't seem to be any English left in the English.

[Pixel Pincher]

Original English Text:
You all can stick it!
Translated to Japanese:
すべてそれをスタックすることができる!


Translated back to English:
Entirely, it is possible to stack that!


Translated to Chinese:
完全地，堆积那是可能的!


Translated back to English:
, Piles up that completely is possible!


Translated to French:
, Empile vers le haut qui est complètement possible !


Translated back to English:
, Empile to the top which is completely possible!


Translated to German:
, Empile zur Spitze, die vollständig möglich ist!


Translated back to English:
, Empile to the point, which is completely possible!


Translated to Italian:
, Empile al punto, che è completamente possibile!


Translated back to English:
, Empile to the point, that it is completely possible!


Translated to Portuguese:
, Empile ao ponto, esse é completamente possível!


Translated back to English:
, Empile to the point, this are completely possible!


Translated to Spanish:
¡, Empile a la punta, éste es totalmente posible!


Translated back to English:
, Empile to the end, this one are totally possible!




Edit: June was at my house and we were trying this out and this was one we found.

Original English Text:
Monkeys fly in the noon day.
Translated to French:
Les singes volent pendant le jour de midi.


Translated back to English:
The monkeys fly during the day of midday.


Translated to German:
Die Fallhammer fliegen während des Tages des Mittags.


Translated back to English:
The drop hammer fly during the day of at noon.


Translated to Italian:
La mosca del maglio a caduta libera durante il giorno a mezzogiorno.


Translated back to English:
Moscow of the mallet to free fall during the day to noon.


Translated to Portuguese:
Moscovo do malho para livrar a queda durante o dia ao meio-dia.


Translated back to English:
Moscou of the hammer to free the fall during the day to the noon.


Translated to Spanish:
Moscou del martillo para liberar la caída durante el día al mediodía.


Translated back to English:
Moscow of the hammer to at noon release the fall during the day.

[chaoticag]

Original English Text:
Eat pineapple vampire!
Translated to French:
Mangez le vampire d'ananas !


Translated back to English:
Eat the pineapple vampire!


Translated to German:
Essen Sie den Ananas-Vampir!


Translated back to English:
Eat the pineapple vampire!


Translated to Italian:
Mangi il vampiro dell'ananas!


Translated back to English:
It eats the vampiro of the pineapple!


Translated to Portuguese:
Come o vampiro do abacaxi!


Translated back to English:
It eats the vampire of the pineapple!


Translated to Spanish:
¡Come al vampiro de la piña!


Translated back to English:
It eats the vampire of pineapple!

[Pieman]

I think we've established that "Ka Ka" and "Tukki Tukki" don't work.

To Japanese:
私たちは、 "カーカー"と" Tukki Tukki "動作しない確立したと思う。

To English:
We are a "Car Car" and "Tukki Tukki" I think we have established is not working.

To Korean:
우리는 "우리는 자동차의 자동차"와 "Tukki Tukki"나는 생각 설립이 작동하지 않는 것입니다.

To English:
The "car of the car" and "Tukki Tukki" I think we have established is not working.

To Thai:
การ "รถของรถ" และ "Tukki Tukki" ฉันคิดว่าเราได้สร้างไม่ทำงาน.

To English:
The "car of the car" and "Tukki Tukki" I think we have created does not work.

To Greek:
Το "αυτοκίνητο του αυτοκινήτου" και "Tukki Tukki" Νομίζω ότι έχουμε δημιουργήσει δεν λειτουργεί.

To English:
The "motor vehicle" and "Tukki Tukki" I think we have created is not working.

To Japanese:
"自動車"と" Tukki Tukki "私は考えて作成している作業ではありません。

To English:
"Automobile" and "Tukki Tukki" I work we have created.

To Japanese:
"自動車"と" Tukki Tukki "私は仕事を作成している。

To English:
"Automobile" and "Tukki Tukki" I have created a job.

[chaoticag]

Original English Text:
bifform conversations are fun!
Translated to French:
les conversations de bifform sont amusement !


Translated back to English:
the conversations of bifform are recreation!


Translated to German:
die Gespräche von bifform sind Erholung!


Translated back to English:
the discussions of bifform are recovery!


Translated to Italian:
le discussioni su bifform sono ripristino!


Translated back to English:
the arguments on bifform are restoration!


Translated to Portuguese:
os argumentos no bifform são restauração!


Translated back to English:
the arguments in bifform are restoration!


Translated to Spanish:
¡los argumentos en bifform son restauración!


Translated back to English:
the arguments in bifform are restoration!