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Pixel Pincher
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« on: February 13, 2009, 11:59:04 PM » |
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Many believe that man stated one of two ways. The first and for most of this being evolution. That human are a close relative to monkeys and that we share a common ancestor. The other theory is Creationism. In this theory God put Adam and Eve on this earth and everything on it the way it is now. Neither of these theories are correct. Truth be told, the existence of the human race is that of a vicious circle. Long ago humans had evolved beyond the need for a conventional body. They were nothing more than a thought on the wind they called themselves pa'no o gio's,. Able to manifest their mind into a shape or form of their choice they could strike fear into the heart of even the hardened animals of their world. Even with their evolved and superior minds and bodies they were still flawed. They had no more need for food, water, shelter and any other requirements of flesh bound entities. In this was their most deadly flaw. For as all know humans crave that which they cannot have. So they went about finding was to take control of the body of these around them. After a time they were able to gain the control over other primates of their planet but nothing could compare to the bodies that they used to have. The primates of their planets were brutish and were limited in the emotions that they could express to the pa'no o gio's,. Not able to regain that which they lost, they again began to look for another way to regain the ways that belong to the bodies of flesh. One day while wandering around in the body of a feline of sorts, one of the pa'no o gio's, stumbled across the fossils of its kin of old. Instantly an idea flew through what could only be called its mind and it started its work and never stopped till it finished what it set out to do. By possessing the body of the most dexterous of primates and set to recreating an artificial body for its self. Thousands of years pass before it figures out a suitable host body. Far from perfect and unable to recreate a perfect copy it still creates a far better body then any of the remaining life on their desolate planed. It finished with the imperfect form of the modern human. Creating two sexes, for sex was the primary function of a body they missed the most, it set out to gather those of the pa'no o gio's, that were left to poses the bodies that it had made and again indulge in the sins of the flesh. When they had again satisfied their primal needs then when to leave there pathetic bodies behind they found they were in fact prisons of the flesh. For the pa'no o gio's, which made them their bodies had gone insane and trapped them in their forms of new. Slowly over time their technology was lost and we were forced to relearn what we lost. And one day, we as the human race will again find a way to remove ourselves from our meat bound bodies and repeat the cycle again till the end of time.
So what do you people think. I was really tired when I posted this so don't get on my back about how words are spelled wrong please.
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Torg
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2009, 12:14:13 AM » |
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ToasterSnake created us to look after the lesser toasters and snakes.
I had a thing going where I compared humanity's development to the stages of a human life, but it's 12:13 here. I'll post it in the morning unless I decide not to.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2009, 05:23:55 PM » |
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Time zone buddies!
I like it, Pixel. Got a nice foreboding edge to it.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur.
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2009, 12:28:48 PM » |
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Thanks.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2009, 12:35:03 AM » |
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Interesting, but strictly speaking, your idea can coexist with evolution and/or Creationism.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2009, 02:13:03 PM » |
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I know. I saw that after I posted it. It is both and neather.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2009, 02:17:05 PM » |
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Both and neither what?
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff: Angus Ghost in Jar 4 Fir Trees Pets: Otter, Dragon Sword and Shield Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket Sleeping Orangey painting 20 Spiderman Comic Books Tree house ShyMiester Mask 925 Battle Pastries left
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2009, 02:17:42 PM » |
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your idea can coexist with evolution and/or Creationism.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2009, 02:21:17 PM » |
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No, it's just neither.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff: Angus Ghost in Jar 4 Fir Trees Pets: Otter, Dragon Sword and Shield Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket Sleeping Orangey painting 20 Spiderman Comic Books Tree house ShyMiester Mask 925 Battle Pastries left
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2009, 02:23:32 PM » |
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Whatever you say sweet cheeks.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2009, 02:57:20 PM » |
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Don't call me that.
Plus, you can't just disregard what I say because you don't like that I'm right.
Oops, got to go, class starts in 5.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff: Angus Ghost in Jar 4 Fir Trees Pets: Otter, Dragon Sword and Shield Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket Sleeping Orangey painting 20 Spiderman Comic Books Tree house ShyMiester Mask 925 Battle Pastries left
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2009, 02:58:39 PM » |
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love you bye!
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Axe Shredder
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 05:59:38 AM » |
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BDSM Duck created the world.
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 09:09:06 AM » |
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What is it with you and BDSM duck?
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The sky and air are full of cancer and the ground is full of poison. Only the internet understands.
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Axe Shredder
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 11:27:27 AM » |
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What is it with you and BDSM duck?
He's just a friend.... ummm honest.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2009, 02:32:05 PM » |
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Friends with BDSM benefits???
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff: Angus Ghost in Jar 4 Fir Trees Pets: Otter, Dragon Sword and Shield Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket Sleeping Orangey painting 20 Spiderman Comic Books Tree house ShyMiester Mask 925 Battle Pastries left
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Silfedac
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« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2009, 08:58:09 PM » |
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The best kind of friends.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half.
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