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Author Topic: Vs. Battle #21 Poltaap vs. Pixel Pincher  (Read 1581 times)
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« on: February 12, 2009, 03:01:33 PM »

Have at it, then.


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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 06:32:55 PM »

I'll go bug Pel to get back on, unless he and/or Poltaap want to call this one off.
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 01:00:40 PM »

Either way, I'm the judge for this one, right?
Right?
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2009, 05:54:38 PM »

Yes.
Hey, since Pel's at my house right now...

He will do the battle if Poltaap wants to. I shall bug Polly via PM now.
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 04:52:12 AM »

(sure, if pel is up to it)

Kar'zegral looked in delight at the chaos he had created on the streets of [insert city name here] as the humans around him killed eatchothers in the name of khorne, pileing up the heads in a giant pile.
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 02:58:00 PM »

*Joins the festivities*
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"Corn for the Khorne god!"
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 03:30:44 PM »

*Gurgles for Nurgles*
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 07:22:08 PM »

Spider-Man swings in to the the middle of the mess and finds the strange looking man making people kill each other. As he starts webbing people up so they can't hurt each other he says, "Wow. Just wow. you really need to think of a new way to take over the world dude. Making people kill each other is so 1980's. It's bean done so many times it's just sad."

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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2009, 02:05:10 AM »

*falls into audience*
ow, how the.....hey a fights gonna happen!.
ohh wheres a vender when you need one?
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2009, 11:22:54 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2009, 01:18:12 PM »

YAY! I just love fights!
*Starts stabbing townsfolk and drawing sidewalk pictures with their blood*
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 01:24:12 PM »

*Steals said blood and paints pavement pictures with it.*
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2009, 04:37:44 PM »

(em, pixel, Kar'zegral is a 7.3 foot tall alien robot, not a human.)
Kar'zegral feels that there is something different about this weirdly clad mortal.
a hologram starts, showing a man in bloodred armor sitting on a throne on top of a mountain of skulls, surrounded by people workship in him.  Kar'zegral first points to the hologram, then on spiderman and on the hologram again, before he pulls out a scroll and a bloodsoaked quillpen and holds it towards spidey.
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2009, 01:57:24 AM »

i'll take 3 chucking tomatoes, 2 bags o peanuts..... and what you got to drink?
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2009, 10:40:05 AM »

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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2009, 05:49:46 PM »

"Ooh, can you make a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster?"
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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2009, 07:04:11 PM »

"I will take one of those!"
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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2009, 11:18:54 PM »

*Smashes Silf's brain out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick*
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« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2009, 12:10:06 AM »

i'll take a   m-13 venetian head trampler
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« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2009, 10:48:37 AM »

Guys, lets stop cluttering up the thread with stuff going on in the stands and get on with the battle, mkaaay?
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« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2009, 11:48:02 AM »

(sorry forgot)
Spidy just stops and sticks to a wall near by the robot. "Wait, are you saying I could take over the world?" Spidy sarts to rub his chin and asks, "Are we talking full world domination or just most of it? You know what never mind. I try to make it a point not to team up with rust buckets. To much of a chance that I'll need a tetanus shot at one point or another."
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« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2009, 05:39:54 PM »

Kar'zegral drops the scroll, which crumbles into dust when it hits the ground, and pulls out a long whip.

 the whip is made out of braided, blue leather with pointy quills inserted in them. the tip moves constantly like the tail of a snake and the faint sounds of screams in a alien language can be head from the six-eyed insect-like skull on the handle.

Kar takes a defensive stance, the demonic engine inside of the suit roaring, spewing out a giant cloud of sickening exhausts.
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« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2009, 06:41:13 PM »

Spider-Man Coughs a couple of times and says, "Wow, kinky! On a nother note, don't you know smoking kills? Wait you probably do with this hole killing people thing. Just keep it to your self please." With that Spider-Man swings around the said rust bucket adn webs his feet to the ground.
"That should about hold you. Look I really don't want to dent that nice Orangey colored plating of your so can we talk this out," he says as he lands on another wall.
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