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« Reply #330 on: May 02, 2009, 07:28:57 AM »

And then there's Wisconsin. We have cattle and beer, so if necessary we can get some cows drunk and point them in the direction we hope will do the most damage.

Actually, if you randomly plant a single cow in the middle of an overpopulated city, it can cause just as big a catastrophe.
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« Reply #331 on: May 02, 2009, 11:42:44 AM »

Now we need a helicopter with a sling underneath it and a cow. Which city should we do first?
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« Reply #332 on: May 02, 2009, 11:50:12 AM »

A big one.
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« Reply #333 on: May 02, 2009, 01:24:41 PM »

Tokyo, for the lulz.
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« Reply #334 on: May 02, 2009, 01:58:29 PM »

They'd probably torture it until it tells them where it's from, then turn it into some cow-shaped games console.

Obscure stereotypes FTW!
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« Reply #335 on: May 02, 2009, 03:02:32 PM »

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« Reply #336 on: May 02, 2009, 03:09:21 PM »

Sacre bleu!
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« Reply #337 on: May 02, 2009, 04:37:00 PM »

Impale a cow on top of the Eiffel Tower...

That'll confuse 'em.
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« Reply #338 on: May 02, 2009, 04:42:36 PM »

Somebody will take pictures and set up a monument to ''the greatest artistic endeavor of all time'' or something.
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« Reply #339 on: May 02, 2009, 04:52:56 PM »

Either that, or put it on failblog.
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« Reply #340 on: May 02, 2009, 05:14:07 PM »

That too.

and the monument would also be put on failblog, later.
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« Reply #341 on: May 02, 2009, 09:40:05 PM »

"Cow Impaled Upon Eiffel Tower" will be Dadaism's greatest triumph!
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« Reply #342 on: May 03, 2009, 11:39:43 PM »

And later, the best Dadaist hamburgers of all time.
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« Reply #343 on: May 03, 2009, 11:51:26 PM »

Mmmm....Dadistburger...
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« Reply #344 on: May 04, 2009, 06:54:45 AM »

They would be lettuce tacos.
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« Reply #345 on: May 04, 2009, 04:24:52 PM »

And the Dadaist lettuce tacos would be severed human feet.
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