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« on: February 09, 2009, 04:17:26 PM » |
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Just like the title says. What are things you shouldn't do on you're first date with a new person.
I'll start. If you're a dude don't look at her tits when she talks to you.
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Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 04:19:41 PM » |
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grape.
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 04:21:06 PM » |
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Grape?
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Pieman
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 04:22:14 PM » |
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Yeah, not all of them are grape fetishists.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 04:24:01 PM » |
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You should not talk about yourself the entire time. Also, you should not stuff your hands down her pants while you're kissing her goodbye(if you get that far). That ruins all possibilities of a second date.
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 04:25:03 PM » |
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LOL
Has that acualy happened to you Ziggy?
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Pieman
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 04:27:15 PM » |
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Burp during a kiss.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 04:29:37 PM » |
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Getting a toung percing stuck in teeth braces.
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Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 04:34:48 PM » |
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Beat her up.
EDIT: Unless she's a masochist.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2009, 04:35:46 PM » |
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DON'T watch MTV with your date. Don't don't don't don't.
Hey, should we be making a list?
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2009, 04:37:20 PM » |
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Rayp.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2009, 04:50:07 PM » |
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List! List list list list
1. Don't stare at the girl's tits while she's talking!
2. No raping/graping
3. No grapes
4. No shoving hands down pants during a kiss
5. Don't burp during a kiss
6. Don't get a tongue piercing caught in anyone's braces
7. Don't beat your date up(barring masochism if they're into that)
8. Don't watch TV with your date
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Axe Shredder
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2009, 04:52:01 PM » |
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I don't do any of them!
But I'm a nice and charming person.
Or a liar, you be the judge.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2009, 04:59:26 PM » |
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You're a pleasant enough person.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2009, 07:39:10 PM » |
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If there were things like
Don't be a metalhead and don't be british, then yeah, they'd totally apply to you.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2009, 08:27:42 PM » |
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Being British is about the best thing you can be on a date. Bring a top hat and your best Cockney, she'll be impressed.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2009, 09:17:48 PM » |
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Or think you're a douche. It depends on the girl.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2009, 09:27:19 PM » |
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Refrain from using the "L" word. First date is too quick for most, and you have to wander about those who don't think that's too fast.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2009, 09:46:24 PM » |
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Don't order like a girl.
It's annoying.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2009, 10:00:11 PM » |
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Order like a girl?
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Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
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the Scarf
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2009, 10:04:34 PM » |
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Be all picky and stuff. "I'll have the special, no pickles, no nuts, dressing on the side and..."
I mean, if you have an allergy it's understandable, but some people are just picky.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2009, 10:09:33 PM » |
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You are talking to a vegetarian, you realize?
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My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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the Scarf
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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2009, 10:19:46 PM » |
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That doesn't count. Then you just have to be smart enough to go to places that you know have vegetarian options.
If you try and pull the 'I'm a vegetarian' schtick at Robs steak house or whatever, then you're being picky.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2009, 10:57:34 PM » |
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That is if I had a choice in were we go to eat.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Axe Shredder
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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2009, 04:22:34 AM » |
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Being British is about the best thing you can be on a date. Bring a top hat and your best Cockney, she'll be impressed.
I've got three nationalities to choose from and you know.... the UK has really gone downhill..... Most places I take people have Vegetarian options, and not butt ones. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2009, 10:23:41 AM » |
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Just about any decent restaurant in britland has good vegetarian options.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2009, 01:43:55 PM » |
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Unlike were I live. I try to take June out to a good dinner and we have to go to the same restraunt we always go to or it costs me a arm and a leg to pay for a good place that accualy has vegetarian food. It slurps!
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Orangey
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« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2009, 03:19:21 PM » |
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Oh, please. Where don't they have vegetarian options that isn't a crummy fast-food place?
Any, back on topic: Things not to do on the first date.
Whip it out.
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2009, 03:59:37 PM » |
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Feel the other person up.
Unless you've got permission to do so, I guess.
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Drakey
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« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2009, 04:04:43 PM » |
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Start with one accent and gradually drift into another, despite neither being your actual accent.
Talk about masturbation.
Masturbate.
Use the words "Tit-smackingly good"
Use the words "Sexxin' it up in the alley"
Or, for that matter, "In the alley" if it's part of any kind of a suggestion.
His or her sibling, best friend, or parental unit.
Start off the evening with a fart joke.
Condom balloon animals (which I would imagine takes quite a bit of dexterity. A condom is not, ultimately, a large object.)
Use the words "Hornier than a moose with a hormone imbalance"
Mention that you got all these tips from a forum about a webcomic about a bald guy.
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