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Author Topic: "Twilight"; or, "Why Teenage Girls don't Deserve Opinions"  (Read 14544 times)
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« Reply #90 on: January 29, 2009, 09:51:21 AM »

Philosopher's stone (That's probably sorcerer's stone to you.)

Running round the castle was indeed fun.
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« Reply #91 on: January 29, 2009, 11:30:53 AM »

On a slightly difforent note, it pissis me of that we as Americans have to have new name for something just so we can think that it belongs to us.

Example: Philosopher's stone  vs Sorcerer's stone

For me the Philosopher's stone  sounds way cooler then its American counter part.
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« Reply #92 on: January 29, 2009, 11:36:01 AM »

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« Reply #93 on: January 29, 2009, 11:40:53 AM »

I just can't get past the last damn level in Lego Indiana Jones... but I don't really want to, 'cause then the game will be over!
Until the come out with the effing 'Crystal Skull' game, which is gonna slurp. Shila Bouf Lego? Really?
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« Reply #94 on: January 29, 2009, 12:20:29 PM »

On a slightly difforent note, it pissis me of that we as Americans have to have new name for something just so we can think that it belongs to us.

Example: Philosopher's stone  vs Sorcerer's stone

For me the Philosopher's stone  sounds way cooler then its American counter part.

Pixel, even if your point had merit, that's a terrible example; Rowling herself made the decision to market it under a different name.
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« Reply #95 on: January 29, 2009, 02:15:42 PM »

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« Reply #96 on: January 29, 2009, 02:30:16 PM »

Um... right. Anyone who reads through this topic is going to be so confused... I
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« Reply #97 on: January 29, 2009, 03:36:20 PM »

You what?
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« Reply #98 on: January 30, 2009, 02:05:18 AM »

LOL. This is either the best or worst 'Twilight' discussion ever. Considering the movie though (because I'm incredibly jaded and opinionated) I'm not surprised this is incredibly off topic. Grin
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« Reply #99 on: January 30, 2009, 03:58:13 PM »

I think we all agreed that Twilight slurps. There's not much more to discuss except for senseless flaming.
If we had someone on here who was adamantly pulling for the novel, we'd be having quite the discussion.
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« Reply #100 on: January 30, 2009, 09:51:38 PM »

I hate senseless flaming.
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« Reply #101 on: February 23, 2009, 04:05:44 PM »

on topic..
makes no sense to me but still...

this girl kind of puts the fan back in fanatic...
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« Reply #102 on: February 23, 2009, 04:16:07 PM »

Honestly, if she wants someone like that vacuous vampire, he's better off without her.
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« Reply #103 on: February 23, 2009, 04:24:37 PM »

One of the things that's weird about this book is that they never develop Jacob's character, at least in the ones I've read. All that you get is that he's in love with Bella.
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« Reply #104 on: February 23, 2009, 10:42:35 PM »

They never really develop any of their characters...

and I'm with Orangey on this one.
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« Reply #105 on: February 24, 2009, 09:51:30 AM »


First thing: Creepy as hell.

Second thing: That is just... There aren't words to describe this... That's just sad.
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« Reply #106 on: February 24, 2009, 01:54:15 PM »

I loled
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« Reply #107 on: February 24, 2009, 02:19:56 PM »

As did I, a number of times. I just finished reading it out loud to June, complete with over-the-top voices.
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« Reply #108 on: February 24, 2009, 02:30:43 PM »

Very accurate over-all (Having sat through that movie  Undecided). Though I will say the baseball seen had one good thing, how flexible Alice (the pitcher) was. Hawt.
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« Reply #109 on: February 24, 2009, 04:24:04 PM »

As did I, a number of times. I just finished reading it out loud to June, complete with over-the-top voices.

Okay, seriously. Next time I come over, I am bringing Twilight, some bad romance novels, and a tape recorder. I really must hear you do weird voices for everything.

...now I need to get Twilight and some bad Romance novels.
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« Reply #110 on: February 25, 2009, 10:08:40 AM »

We have a copy of Twilight (mom wanted to know if it was as bad as everyone says) and several romance novels to choose from (again my mom's). Have at it. Undecided
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« Reply #111 on: February 25, 2009, 03:23:28 PM »

Sweet!
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« Reply #112 on: February 26, 2009, 09:43:54 PM »

Go non-encumbrance?
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« Reply #113 on: February 26, 2009, 11:10:18 PM »

I need to stop replying to posts with just a single word.
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« Reply #114 on: February 26, 2009, 11:14:41 PM »

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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« Reply #115 on: February 26, 2009, 11:17:27 PM »

XD
Whatever, it works either way.
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« Reply #116 on: February 27, 2009, 03:46:48 PM »

Stop it, Orangey, it's confusing if you don't watch it happen!
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« Reply #117 on: February 27, 2009, 05:36:20 PM »

She said "Yes."; I changed it to "I need to stop replying to posts with just a single word.".
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« Reply #118 on: February 27, 2009, 05:54:37 PM »

I figured what he did.
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« Reply #119 on: February 28, 2009, 01:38:09 PM »

ARG.

WHY TEENAGE GIRLS DON'T DESERVE OPINIONS.

There is a girl who goes to my school who hangs out with the anime club people. (a group I abandoned last year, but still talk to on occasion.) This girl had long, long, dark hair that I don't think she's cut since elementary school.
She got her hair cut.
At school, during lunch.
By a friend.

This cut....Is BAD. Really, REALLY bad. The girl who cut it had NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT SHE WAS DOING. It looks Ok-ish in the front, but ONLY because she had it tucked behind her ear. In the back, it looks like absolute shit. There's one really major, uneven line at the middle of her head, and everything below it is choppy and shit-looking. I could do better, and I'm hardly an expert.
The catch?
It was for a fucking TWILIGHT FAN-PHOTOSHOOT. She's supposed to be the one vampire chick with the short hair.
WHAT.
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HELL.

It's REALLY short, and it's going to take a LONG TIME to grow out. I'm going to give her the number of the woman who does my hair, and then beg her to take on a charity case for really cheap. There's not much to work with, but ANYTHING is better than what she's got.
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