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« on: January 16, 2009, 11:32:16 AM » |
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I'm at work and I go to the bathroom. There's already a guy at urinal #1, so I take urinal #3. The guy finishes and leaves without flushing. I finish, flush and go to the sink to wash my hands. A new guy comes in and walks up to urinal #1. The first thing he has to do is flush it. THAT NEW GUY TOTALLY THINKS IT WAS ME THAT DIDN'T FLUSH.
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Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2009, 11:50:28 AM » |
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You flush urinals? They automatically do that here.
Toilets are manual flush though.
At least you washed your hands.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2009, 12:04:14 PM » |
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Here most of the are automatic but some of them are still manual. on top of that the automatic ons tend to have a manual backup for if the urinals automatic system breaks.
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Chris Hallbeck
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2009, 12:14:55 PM » |
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I stopped at a rest area on the highway recently and they had new fancy waterless no-flush urinals.
Fancy.
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Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2009, 12:37:53 PM » |
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I stopped at one once, and they had these. |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2009, 12:45:53 PM » |
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I stopped at one once, and they had these. Oh wow, those are awesome. I need to find one. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2009, 12:52:44 PM » |
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I am sorry for what I'm about to say but damn eropeans and the better public restrooms.  |
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Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2009, 12:53:28 PM » |
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Is Wales excluded from Europe then?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2009, 01:04:07 PM » |
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No it is a part of Europe. It's just that I'm tired of things going ape shit on me. Every thing keeps breaking.
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Pieman
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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2009, 04:28:59 PM » |
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What shape do pears go when everything goes wrong?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2009, 04:43:02 PM » |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2009, 04:44:18 PM » |
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Appular.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2009, 04:51:05 PM » |
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Urinals are foreign to me.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2009, 04:52:05 PM » |
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 Go figure.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2009, 04:53:34 PM » |
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I would be disturbed yet curious if they weren't.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2009, 05:07:49 PM » |
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I don't like public bathrooms, but they're there.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2009, 05:12:16 PM » |
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I don't tend to use them because there just gross. I only do it when I really have to.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2009, 06:00:29 PM » |
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They're better than those port-a-potties they have at concerts and fireworks shows.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2009, 06:02:46 PM » |
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That is true.
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Torg
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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2009, 06:06:00 PM » |
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I don't worry about how gross a bathroom is. If I wanted it clean, I wouldn't be peeing and/or crapping in it. (Port-a-potties being the exception. I consider running water a requirement.)
That said, there's about a 50% chance that I'd flush urinal #1 en route to the sink.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2009, 09:37:40 PM » |
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I have no problem peeing in public, but I don't poop in public restrooms.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2009, 09:38:24 PM » |
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Agreed.
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Pieman
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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2009, 02:17:16 AM » |
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Same. I'd be scared of someone who's the other way around.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2009, 02:32:07 PM » |
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I pee sitting down. Clearly I am superior.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2009, 02:35:20 PM » |
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True, but we have the option.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2009, 02:54:50 PM » |
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You HAVE to sit down in restrooms. That's the reason I don't go #2.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2009, 06:50:04 PM » |
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When I was little I could pee standing up. But then I got hips. |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2009, 06:27:31 PM » |
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....one more reason to wish to change gender at will.
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2009, 12:35:15 PM » |
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lol
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