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« on: January 11, 2009, 04:18:48 PM » |
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This is a chronological mixture of 'roll to dodge' and 'the corrupt wish game'.
The object of the game is to redirect the action at the previous person, hence:
Person one says something happens, say, an anvil falls on someone's head.
Person two then says that it missed, landed on a see-saw, flinging a small child at person one.
Person three then says that person two is in the trajectory of the small child, blocking person one from harm.
Person four continues in this manner.
Ok, here goes:
I plant a live chicken on someone's chair for them to sit on.
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« Last Edit: January 11, 2009, 04:20:24 PM by Pieman »
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2009, 04:36:43 PM » |
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This is fun! It'll be like a Rube Goldberg machine. Hmm...
Ker-changed!
E: I sit on the chicken, causing me to leap up and rush at you in a terrorified manner.
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« Last Edit: January 11, 2009, 04:49:51 PM by Ziggy Stardust »
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2009, 04:41:10 PM » |
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It has to have something bad happen to me.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Torg
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2009, 04:47:15 PM » |
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I guess one of the people fleeing from the infected tramples you?
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2009, 04:51:17 PM » |
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Fair enough.
I was at the back of the crowd, so I was a trampler rather than a tramplee.
You, on the other hand, were near to the front, so got trampled more than anyone else.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2009, 10:22:44 AM » |
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I tried to detonate a bomb that I set earlier when Torg went past, but the signal wouldn't get through and it blew up when you ran over it.
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Pieman
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2009, 10:42:18 AM » |
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Unfortunately, because of design flaws, the detonator and the explosive look almost identical. What you actually planted was the detonator, whilst you were trying to figure out how the "detonator" (Actually the explosive) works. I tread on the detonator, blowing you up.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2009, 11:28:45 PM » |
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Oldly enough he was running next to you when he was trying to set of his bomb (detonator).
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Orangey
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2009, 11:30:07 PM » |
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The bomb explodes such that no-ne near it is actually hurt; ironically, the shrapnel only strikes you.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2009, 11:34:56 PM » |
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I trip over my foot and the shrapnel missed my by a few inches. Instead it his a zombi in the face and stes him of into a brain eating feeding frenzy. You have the biggest brain so it gos for you first.
(How the hell do you spell zombi?)
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Orangey
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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2009, 11:38:34 PM » |
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(Zombie)
I use Command Undead, and set it to slaughtering the rest of you.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2009, 11:41:26 PM » |
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Your magic fails you and it still eats you brains.
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Orangey
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2009, 11:46:41 PM » |
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As it bites, I trip it; it falls over and splatters like an overripe grape. The resultant mess is very slick, and several people slip on it.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2009, 11:54:35 PM » |
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I'm clear of the mess but one of the people that slips falls on your head.
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Orangey
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« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2009, 11:59:24 PM » |
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As they trip into me, it knocks me clear of the blast radius of the meteor that just hit. You aren't so lucky.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2009, 12:10:36 AM » |
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A loving fanboy saves my life and take the brunt of the blow for me. Thank you Orangey.
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Orangey
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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2009, 12:22:21 AM » |
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This clearly-deranged and not-me individual's femur strikes your face as he's blown to pieces.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Pieman
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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2009, 02:09:08 AM » |
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The femur goes straight through his head, after being sharpened by explosive matter and shrapnel, and nails your foot to the floor as the building finally collapses from all the commotion. I'm a safe distance away from the building.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Orangey
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« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2009, 09:50:01 AM » |
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Sadly, the 'collapse' is more of a 'fall over'. It tips towards you and crashes down on you before you can run.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Pieman
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« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2009, 09:56:08 AM » |
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I'm standing where an open window lands. Also, I'm wearing a German spike helmet, and you're on the other side of the window.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2009, 11:01:06 AM » |
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You're wearing the German spike helmet upside down, and I land on your head, pushing the spike into your head.
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Orangey
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« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2009, 11:27:02 AM » |
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The resultant gore gets in your throat as you laugh, and causes a coughing fit that results in inside-out lungs hanging out your mouth.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2009, 03:01:18 PM » |
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Whilst laughing at my misfortune, you end up choking on my lungs and end up swallowing me whole. Hope I give you heart burn.
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Orangey
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« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2009, 04:10:30 PM » |
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As a matter of fact, you fail to. You are delicious and nutritious; the only side effect is flatulence that is very uncomfortable for those around me.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2009, 04:12:48 PM » |
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Those around you turn out to be highly offended by your passing of gas, and they're also very violent people. Very violent people.
They start to poke you in the ribs en masse.
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Orangey
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« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2009, 04:18:07 PM » |
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However, they mistook you for the source of the gas, and direct their poking towards you.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Pieman
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« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2009, 04:18:52 PM » |
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Because there are so many people poking, a simultaneous poke from everyone (bar me) gets their fingers permanently stuck around Kentan's torso.
Meanwhile, an Igor fixes my head up.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2009, 06:24:49 PM » |
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But then the guy fixing you head sneezes and makes the head wound bigger.
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Pieman
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« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2009, 02:10:31 AM » |
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When he sneezes, the needle shoots from his hand into your eye.
But, being an Igor, he can still easily fix my head.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Pixel Pincher
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« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2009, 01:39:24 PM » |
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The ruble not being safe fall ove as well when he sneezes and blocks the needle but the bord still falls on the two of you.
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