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« Reply #90 on: February 02, 2009, 12:38:44 AM » |
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Ok you people have to read this one all the way threw. This is Crazy ABC by Barenaked Ladies
Hey Steve, hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it? Thank you, it's a, it's an alphabet song I'm working on Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one
A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar And if you see him would you mind telling him?
Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium? Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium? Bdellium, it's a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent B And then czar? Yeah, it's uh like a Russian czar
You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words Right, I see what you're doing
D is for djinn, E for Euphrates F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies
I thought phone started with a P like a Ph No, it's F O H N, it's a, it's a kind of wind Yeah, I know what you mean by wind
G for gnarly, I for irk, H is for hour J for jalapeA+os, good in either corn or flour Tortillas, let us rhyme
K is for knick knack, L is for llama Pramma, llama, ding, what's so strange about llama? Llama, it starts with two L's, what's the second one for? No idea, I know loser
N for neumonic, M is for mdomo, O is for ouiga board P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, Q is for qat
Okay, Q qat? What? Yeah, it's uh Q A T, it's an evergreen shrub It's a perfect scrabble word because it's a Q with no U There's not many of those, you have too much time on your hands
R is for argyle , no it isn't Okay, you're right, I couldn't find a good R word S is for SzA?r, a lovely German river T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver
U is for urn, but not like earning money V for vraisemblance from French and therefore kind of funny
W for wren, wrinkly and who X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true Ancient Chinese city, huh? My guitar player, some hotshot
Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas And zed's the final letter and by final I mean last
Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our American friends You really mean Z, right? No, I mean zed, like, like Zed Zed Top, Zed Zed Top?
Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards Well, except the guy whose name is Beard, he has a mustache I always thought that was interesting
You done with the alphabet? No, extra letters I haven't heard of? I think so This was a great help, I think With the contribution you made to world literacy
Well, I'm just saying, kids I'm just saying Think outside the box a little bit, box with an R Yeah, well, no box with a B A L K S like a pitcher Ah, as opposed to B A C H S
Right, think outside the box, get into some Rochmaninov That's Rochmaninov with a W
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« Reply #91 on: February 02, 2009, 01:11:57 PM » |
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« Reply #92 on: February 02, 2009, 11:06:35 PM » |
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I'm as corny as Kansas in August High as a flag on the fourth of July If you'll excuse an expression I use I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with a wonderful guy!
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« Reply #93 on: February 03, 2009, 12:47:40 PM » |
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"Accidentally In Love"
So she said what's the problem baby What's the problem I don't know Well maybe I'm in love (love) Think about it every time I think about it Can't stop thinking 'bout it
How much longer will it take to cure this Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love) Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love
Come on, come on Turn a little faster Come on, come on The world will follow after Come on, come on Cause everybody's after love
So I said I'm a snowball running Running down into the spring that's coming all this love Melting under blue skies Belting out sunlight Shimmering love
Well baby I surrender To the strawberry ice cream Never ever end of all this love Well I didn't mean to do it But there's no escaping your love
These lines of lightning Mean we're never alone, Never alone, no, no
Come on, Come on Move a little closer Come on, Come on I want to hear you whisper Come on, Come on Settle down inside my love
Come on, come on Jump a little higher Come on, come on If you feel a little lighter Come on, come on We were once Upon a time in love
We're accidentally in love Accidentally in love [x7]
Accidentally
I'm In Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love, Accidentally [x2]
Come on, come on Spin a little tighter Come on, come on And the world's a little brighter Come on, come on Just get yourself inside her
Love ...I'm in love
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« Reply #94 on: February 03, 2009, 10:34:40 PM » |
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Okay, so yesterday was the fiftieth anniversary of the day the music died. That's right, Buddy Holly, the Big Bopper and Rudy Valence all were killed in the same plane crash. That's a big deal in my town, 'cause it's Buddy Holly's hometown, and in an effort to honor him and all the casualties of that crash... http://youtube.com/watch?v=f8yksrKNQwU&feature=relatedA long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music used to make me smile; And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance, and maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver with every paper I'd deliver; Bad news on the doorstep- I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside the day the music died.
So bye, bye Miss American Pie; drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
Did you write the Book of Love, and do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Well, do you believe in rock and roll, can music save your mortal soul and Can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him, 'cause I saw you dancing in the gym You both kicked off your shoes, and I dig those rhythmic blues I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck the day the music died
We starting singing bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
Now, for ten years, we been on our own, and moss grows fat on a rolling stone, but That's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice, that came from you and me Oh, and while the king was looking down the jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned, no verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book of Marx, the quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark the day the music died
We were singing 'Bye, bye Miss American Pie', drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
Helter, skelter, in a summer swelter the birds flew off for the fallout shelter Eight miles high and falling fa-a-ast And landed fall on the grass, the players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast The halftime air was sweet perfume while the sargents played a marching tune We all got up to dance, oh, but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field, the marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed the day the music died?
They were singing bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing This'll be the day that I die, this'll be the day that I die
And there we were all in one place A generation lost in space, with no time left to start again So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'cause Fire is the devil's only friend And as I watched him on the stage my hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in hell Could break that Satan's spell And as the flames climbed high into the night, did you light the sacrificial right I saw Satan laughing with delight the day the music died
Singing bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away So I went down to the sacred store where I'd heard the music years before But the man there said the music wouldn't play And in the streets the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken- And the three men I admire most The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast the day the music died
So bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singing this'll be the day that I die!
Hell yes, that is a songpost. Hell yes, I memorized all of the lyrics to American Pie.
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« Reply #95 on: February 04, 2009, 12:58:56 PM » |
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Great freakin' song.
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« Reply #96 on: February 04, 2009, 01:24:34 PM » |
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umm...right.... "Time Of Dying"- three days grace
On the ground I lay Motionless in pain I can see my life flashing before my eyes Did I fall asleep? Is this all a dream Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare
I will not die (I will not die) I will survive
I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying
On this bed I lay Losing everything I can see my life passing me by Was it all too much Or just not enough Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare
I will not die (I will not die) I will survive
I will not die, I'll wait here for you I feel alive, when you're beside me I will not die, I'll wait here for you In my time of dying [x3]
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« Reply #97 on: February 04, 2009, 04:15:35 PM » |
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This house is full of ears, But I can't talk to anyone. They've heard this one a thousand times. Most exciting thing I do, Hang half way out a third floor window, Maybe throw lit cigarettes down.
And maybe I'll catch fire. Something warm to hold me, Something pure to burn away the darkness that hides inside my mind. All that evil s**t's not hard to find. I guess I only claim to be nice.
This house is full of eyes, But I can't look at anyone. They've seen this face a thousand times. Most relaxing thing I do, Hang half way out a third floor window, And look at rocks if I fall out.
Well maybe I'll fall hard. Something tough to break me, Something sharp to rip into my insides and bleed out all that pain. Sorry I don't even know your name. I guess for me it's easy this way.
Maybe I'll catch fire. Something warm to hold me, Something pure to burn away the darkness that hides inside my mind. All that evil s**t's not hard to find. I guess I only claim to be nice.
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« Reply #98 on: February 04, 2009, 04:22:00 PM » |
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thats one [EPIC] song, kentan 
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« Reply #99 on: February 04, 2009, 08:03:30 PM » |
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I wish my house had a third-story window so that I could contemplate dying from it. NOT.
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« Reply #100 on: February 05, 2009, 05:24:46 AM » |
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thats one [EPIC] song, kentan  I would've thought of it as more of an [UNCOMMON], or at the most [RARE] song.
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« Reply #101 on: February 05, 2009, 03:34:42 PM » |
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hey, WoW jokes is my thing.  started to sing this at work today, don't know why Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused I wanna use you and abuse you I wanna know what's inside you (Whispering) Hold your head up, movin' on Keep your head up, movin' on Hold your head up, movin' on Keep your head up, movin' on Hold your head up, movin' on Keep your head up, movin' on Movin' on! Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused I'm gonna use you and abuse you I'm gonna know what's inside Gonna use you and abuse you I'm gonna know what's inside you
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« Reply #102 on: February 05, 2009, 03:46:05 PM » |
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Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas I am watching you through a camera
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« Reply #103 on: February 05, 2009, 05:03:49 PM » |
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You can't spell "pary" without "Artie"! I always thought that was a stupid quote, seeing as his name is spelled differently.  hey, WoW jokes is my thing.  Aww, my apologies Poltaap. I'll just make obscure references to obscure things from now on. 
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« Reply #104 on: February 05, 2009, 05:04:19 PM » |
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Remember when the days were long as the road beneath the deep blue sky We didn't have a care in the world, and mommy and daddy standing by Happily ever after failed, and we've been poisoned by these fairy tales The lawyers clean up all details since daddy had to fly Oh, I know a place where we can go, still untouched by men Sit and watch the clouds go by, the tall grass waving in the wind You can lay your head back on the ground, let your hair fall all around you Offer up your best defence This is the end, this is the end of the innocence
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« Reply #105 on: February 05, 2009, 11:04:18 PM » |
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Imagine a time when it all began In the dying days of the war A weapon that would settle the score Whoever found it first Would be sure to do their worst They always had before
Imagine a man where it all began A scientist pacing the floor In each nation, always eager to explore To build the best big stick To turn the winning trick But this was something more
The big bang took and shook the world Shot down the rising sun The end was begun and it hit everyone When the chain reaction was done The big shots tried to hold it back Fools tried to wish it away The hopeful depend on a world without end Whatever the hopeless may say
Imagine a place where it all began Gathered from across the land To work in the secrecy of the desert sand All the brightest boys To play with the biggest toys More than they bargained for
The big bang took and shook the world Shot down the rising sun The hopeful depend on a world without end Whatever the hopeless may say
Imagine a place where it all began The pilot of "Enola Gay" Flying out of the shockwave on that August day All the powers that be And the course of history Would be changed forevermore
The big bang took and shook the world Shot down the rising sun The end was begun and it hit everyone When the chain reaction was done The big shots tried to hold it back Fools tried to wish it away The hopeful depend on a world without end Whatever the hopeless may say
The big bang took and shook the world Shot down the rising sun The hopeful depend on a world without end Whatever the hopeless may say
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« Reply #106 on: February 06, 2009, 07:02:16 PM » |
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Why aren't this on the damned net? Woke up with a heavy head And I thought about leavin' town I could have died if I wanted to-- Slipped over the edge and drowned But, oh no baby, I won't give up that easy, no
Too many tire tracks in the sands of time Too many love affairs that stop on a dime, well Ooh baby, think it's time to make some changes 'round here
Yeah, I'm gonna tear it up Gonna trash it up I'm gonna round it up gonna shake it up Oh no baby, I will not lie down
I'm brave enough to be crazy I'm strong enough to be weak I see all these heroes with feet of clay Whose mighty ships have sprung a leak And I, want you to tell me darlin' Just what do you believe in now?
Well, c'mon over here baby You 'bout to gimme a heart attack wanna wrap my lovin' arms Around the small of your back Yeah, and I'm gonna pull you, pull you, pull you Pull you right up close to me, yeah
Yeah, we're gonna tear it up We gonna trash it up Gonna round it up Gonna shake it up Oh, no no no, I will not lie down
Turn this thing around I will not go quietly I will not lie down I will not go quietly I will not lie down I will not go quietly I will not lie down No, I will not lie down, no
Well, don't you ever get lonely? Don't you ever get down? Don't you ever get tired Of all the wicked tongues in this town? Oh baby, just wanna take you away from here
I ain't no tiger Ain't no little lamb Suppose you tell me mama Who do you think I, think I am? Oooh baby, don't you give a damn?
Yeah I'm gonna tear it up gonna trash it up gonna round it up gonna shake it up Oooh, baby I will not lie down Turn this thing around I will not go quietly I will not lie down I will not go quietly I will not lie down I will not go quietly I will not lie down I will not lie down
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« Reply #107 on: February 07, 2009, 08:02:11 PM » |
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Another Don Henley song.
The End of the Innocence
Remember when the days were long And rolled beneath a deep blue sky Didn't have a care in the world With mommy and daddy standing by When happily ever after fails And we've been poisoned by these fairy tales The lawyers dwell on small details Since daddy had to fly
But I know a place where we can go That's still untouched by man We'll sit and watch the clouds roll by And the tall grass wave in the wind You can lay your head back on the ground And let your hair fall all around me Offer up your best defense But this is the end This is the end of the innocence
O beautiful, for spacious skies But now those skies are threatening They're beating plowshares into swords For this tired old man that we elected king Armchair warriors often fail And we've been poisoned by these fairy tales The lawyers clean up all details Since daddy had to lie
But I know a place where we can go And was away this sin We'll sit and watch the clouds roll by And the tall grass wave in the wind Just lay your head back on the ground And let your hair spill all around me Offer up your best defense But this is the end This is the end of the innocence
Who knows how long this will last Now we've come so far, so fast But, somewhere back there in the dust That same small town in each of us I need to remember this So baby give me just one kiss And let me take a long last look Before we say good bye Just lay your head back on the ground And let your hair fall all around me Offer up your best defense But this is the end This is the end of the innocence
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« Reply #108 on: February 07, 2009, 08:08:51 PM » |
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Shortest song ever. Napalm Death - You SufferLyrics: You suffer, but why? Time: 1.316 seconds
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« Reply #109 on: February 08, 2009, 09:30:32 AM » |
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I really wish they had done this one at the Super Bowl a couple years back, but they only did their most popular songs... Well it started out Down a dirty road Started out All alone When the sun went down Just across the hill The town lit up And the world got still
I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings Coming down is the hardest thing
Well the good ole days May not return And the rocks might melt And the sea may burn
I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings Coming down is the hardest thing
Some say life will beat you down Break your heart, steal your crown Well it started out For god knows where I guess I'll know when I get there
I'm learning to fly, round the clouds What goes up must come down
I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings Coming down is the hardest thing I'm learning to fly, round the clouds What goes up must come down I'm learning to fly I'm learning to fly
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« Reply #110 on: February 08, 2009, 04:07:38 PM » |
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I may as well jump. Those sleazy naked scammers made me look like a chump.
Meh!
They robbed me of my dignity and most of my stuff.
Lars brought me candy.
Cram it down and shut the hell up.
I can't compete with that. He's Barbados Slim, and I'm Jamaican fat. Who would choose a backwards corpse, with lice in his hair?
Lars says I'm dreamy.
Who the hell cares?
Oh, won't somebody shoot her please and put her out of our misery?
That's my cue.
Oh, my word.
Lars makes me puke. I bet she'd love me too, if I was a bald-headed kook.
Hey, guess what, guys.
What?
While we were huddled in fear, Lars popped the question.
Congratulations!
Mazel tov!
May stars in heaven bless your love!
I think I'm gonna cry, 'cause it's an extra-happy Xmas this year. I brought the Elves back from vacation Chained them up and called my holiday friends Kwanzabot and the Hanukkah Zombie Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense.
Damn You! Doot-doot-doot-do-do. Shut up! Now fetch those bunnies by the armful! Says who!? Doot-doot-doot-do-do. Says me! Napalm makes them slightly more harmful. No one here goes near that door, this toy are going to war!
Talmud says be slow to anger Low-down scammers got me seeing red Got my TIE fighter out of the hangar Jump back jack 'Cause I'm Jewish and I'm udead
Ten Hut! Doot-doot-doot-do-do. Dreidl dreidl, I made it out of blasting clay! You're nuts! Doot-doot-doot-do-do. And when it's dry and ready, for mercy they will pay I can't wait 8 nights or more, this zombies going to war!
Check, check it out Kwanzabot in the Neptizzle-hizzle, with my inhuman-beatbox busy building missiles They're guided by these cute, dancing fairy figures Careful little elf, thats proximity triggered.
I'm fighting back for Kwanza so the children won't miss it I'm confused about its meaning but I know it when they dis it So Santa! Yeah K? CZ? Hey hey! Go slay them pimps, Come on, pimp my sleigh!
Easy with that toy artillery, Torgo's powder's deadly but unstable Can they sue for liability? Certainly not! Use as much as you are able!
This bites! Doot-doot-doot-do-do. You signed away your rights when you were hired! Now let's fight! Doot doot doot-doot. Okay! Chestnuts roasting, I'm gonna open fire! Prepare for gore galore, this trinity's going to war!
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« Reply #111 on: February 08, 2009, 05:13:52 PM » |
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Futurama, nice! I make my living off the evening news Just give me something, something I can use People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry
Well, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around
We got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde, comes on at 5 She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry
You don't really need to find out what's going on You don't really want to know just how far it's gone Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around
Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry
We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing We all know that butt is king, give us dirty laundry
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« Reply #112 on: February 10, 2009, 01:51:28 PM » |
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If anyone can give the name of this song to me I will pay you. Jag känner en bot. Hon heter Anna. Anna heter hon. Och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt. Hon röjer upp i våran kanal. Jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bot. Jag känner en bot. Hon heter Anna. Anna heter hon. Och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt. Hon röjer upp i våran kanal. Jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bot. Som alltid vaktar alla som är här. Och som ser till att vi blir utan besvär. Det finns ingen take-over som lyckas. Kom ihåg att det är jag som känner en bot. En bot som ingen, ingen annan slår. Och hon kan kicka utan att hon får. Hon gör sig av med alla som spammar. Ja ingen kan slå våran bot. [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/aD ] (Ready for Take Off) (Are You Ready?) Då kom den dagen jag inte trodde fanns. Den satte verkligen kanalen ur balans. Jag trodde aldrig att jag hade så fel. Men när Anna skrev och sa. Jag är ingen bot. Jag är en väldigt, väldigt vacker tjej. Som nu tyvärr är väldigt främmande för mig. Men det finns inget som behöver förklaras. För i mina ögon är hon alltid en bot. Hon heter Anna. Anna heter hon. Och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt. Hon röjer upp i våran kanal. Jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bot. Som alltid vaktar alla som är här. Och som ser till att vi blir utan besvär. Det finns ingen take-over som lyckas. Kom ihåg att det är jag som känner en bot. En bot som ingen, ingen annan slår. Och hon kan kicka utan att hon får. Hon gör sig av med alla som spammar. Ja, ingen kan slå våran bot. good luck.
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« Reply #113 on: February 10, 2009, 02:03:17 PM » |
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The name of the song is Boten Anna by Basshunter
Anna Lee by Dream Theater
Helpless child They invite your hands to fill their needs Will be the same Shameless smile To steal from you the innocence that bleeds Will they feel your pain
Trying to believe The scars unseen The tears wash clean You don't wanna breathe the air you breathe You don't know how you'll live a life alone
She keeps holding on Holding on to you Let her breathe the air Don't wanna be alone Where do you belong Anna Lee
Behind those eyes The vivid scene A lucid dream within Questioned secrets are revealed And everytime You can't deny The lines that trace your skin Wounds that never heal
Trying to believe The scars unseen The tears wash clean You don't wanna breathe the air you breathe You don't know how you'll live a life alone
She keeps holding on Holding on to you Let her breathe the air Don't wanna be alone Where do you belong Anna Lee
And now she's calling out a name Can't keep on hiding all her pain You feel the rain move in As you begin To turn and answer the call
Trying to believe The scars unseen The tears wash clean You don't wanna breathe the air you breathe You don't know how you'll live a life alone
She keeps holding on Holding on to you Let her breathe the air Don't wanna be alone Where do you belong Anna Lee
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff: Angus Ghost in Jar 4 Fir Trees Pets: Otter, Dragon Sword and Shield Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket Sleeping Orangey painting 20 Spiderman Comic Books Tree house ShyMiester Mask 925 Battle Pastries left
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« Reply #114 on: February 10, 2009, 02:07:25 PM » |
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June you slurp.
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« Reply #115 on: February 10, 2009, 02:09:04 PM » |
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It's easy to find into when your connected to the INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff: Angus Ghost in Jar 4 Fir Trees Pets: Otter, Dragon Sword and Shield Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket Sleeping Orangey painting 20 Spiderman Comic Books Tree house ShyMiester Mask 925 Battle Pastries left
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« Reply #116 on: February 10, 2009, 02:12:24 PM » |
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IT WAS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE!!!
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« Reply #117 on: February 10, 2009, 02:14:24 PM » |
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Still, all I had to do is paste the first few lines into google.
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« Reply #118 on: February 10, 2009, 02:16:30 PM » |
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« Reply #119 on: February 10, 2009, 02:19:57 PM » |
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So, how much money do I get?
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