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« Reply #90 on: February 02, 2009, 12:38:44 AM »

Ok you people have to read this one all the way threw. This is Crazy ABC by Barenaked Ladies

Hey Steve, hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it?
Thank you, it's a, it's an alphabet song I'm working on
Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one

A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar
And if you see him would you mind telling him?

Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium?
Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium?
Bdellium, it's a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent B
And then czar? Yeah, it's uh like a Russian czar

You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat
I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words
Right, I see what you're doing

D is for djinn, E for Euphrates
F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies

I thought phone started with a P like a Ph
No, it's F O H N, it's a, it's a kind of wind
Yeah, I know what you mean by wind

G for gnarly, I for irk, H is for hour
J for jalapeA+os, good in either corn or flour
Tortillas, let us rhyme

K is for knick knack, L is for llama
Pramma, llama, ding, what's so strange about llama?
Llama, it starts with two L's, what's the second one for?
No idea, I know loser

N for neumonic, M is for mdomo, O is for ouiga board
P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, Q is for qat

Okay, Q qat? What? Yeah, it's uh Q A T, it's an evergreen shrub
It's a perfect scrabble word because it's a Q with no U
There's not many of those, you have too much time on your hands

R is for argyle , no it isn't
Okay, you're right, I couldn't find a good R word
S is for SzA?r, a lovely German river
T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver

U is for urn, but not like earning money
V for vraisemblance from French and therefore kind of funny

W for wren, wrinkly and who
X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true
Ancient Chinese city, huh? My guitar player, some hotshot

Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas
And zed's the final letter and by final I mean last

Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our American friends
You really mean Z, right?
No, I mean zed, like, like Zed Zed Top, Zed Zed Top?

Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards
Well, except the guy whose name is Beard, he has a mustache
I always thought that was interesting

You done with the alphabet?
No, extra letters I haven't heard of? I think so
This was a great help, I think
With the contribution you made to world literacy

Well, I'm just saying, kids I'm just saying
Think outside the box a little bit, box with an R
Yeah, well, no box with a B A L K S like a pitcher
Ah, as opposed to B A C H S

Right, think outside the box, get into some Rochmaninov
That's Rochmaninov with a W
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« Reply #91 on: February 02, 2009, 01:11:57 PM »

You're very strange.

But it is funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b92gfJBFZ0A
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« Reply #92 on: February 02, 2009, 11:06:35 PM »

I'm as corny as Kansas in August
High as a flag on the fourth of July
If you'll excuse an expression I use
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love with a wonderful guy!
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« Reply #93 on: February 03, 2009, 12:47:40 PM »

"Accidentally In Love"

So she said what's the problem baby
What's the problem I don't know
Well maybe I'm in love (love)
Think about it every time
I think about it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it

How much longer will it take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love

Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Cause everybody's after love

So I said I'm a snowball running
Running down into the spring that's coming all this love
Melting under blue skies
Belting out sunlight
Shimmering love

Well baby I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love

These lines of lightning
Mean we're never alone,
Never alone, no, no

Come on, Come on
Move a little closer
Come on, Come on
I want to hear you whisper
Come on, Come on
Settle down inside my love

Come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We were once
Upon a time in love

We're accidentally in love
Accidentally in love [x7]

Accidentally

I'm In Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
Accidentally [x2]

Come on, come on
Spin a little tighter
Come on, come on
And the world's a little brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself inside her

Love ...I'm in love
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« Reply #94 on: February 03, 2009, 10:34:40 PM »

Okay, so yesterday was the fiftieth anniversary of the day the music died. That's right, Buddy Holly, the Big Bopper and Rudy Valence all were killed in the same plane crash. That's a big deal in my town, 'cause it's Buddy Holly's hometown, and in an effort to honor him and all the casualties of that crash... http://youtube.com/watch?v=f8yksrKNQwU&feature=related
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music used to make me smile;
And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance, and maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver with every paper I'd deliver;
Bad news on the doorstep- I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside the day the music died.

So bye, bye Miss American Pie; drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the Book of Love, and do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Well, do you believe in rock and roll, can music save your mortal soul and
Can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with him, 'cause I saw you dancing in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes, and I dig those rhythmic blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck the day the music died

We starting singing bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Now, for ten years, we been on our own, and moss grows fat on a rolling stone, but
That's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice, that came from you and me
Oh, and while the king was looking down the jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned, no verdict was returned
And while Lenin read a book of Marx, the quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark the day the music died

We were singing 'Bye, bye Miss American Pie', drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Helter, skelter, in a summer swelter the birds flew off for the fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fa-a-ast
And landed fall on the grass, the players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
The halftime air was sweet perfume while the sargents played a marching tune
We all got up to dance, oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the players tried to take the field, the marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed the day the music died?

They were singing bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing
This'll be the day that I die, this'll be the day that I die

And there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space, with no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'cause
Fire is the devil's only friend
And as I watched him on the stage my hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night, did you light the sacrificial right
I saw Satan laughing with delight the day the music died

Singing bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
So I went down to the sacred store where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken-
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast the day the music died

So bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove the Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this'll be the day that I die!



Hell yes, that is a songpost. Hell yes, I memorized all of the lyrics to American Pie.
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« Reply #95 on: February 04, 2009, 12:58:56 PM »

Great freakin' song.
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« Reply #96 on: February 04, 2009, 01:24:34 PM »

umm...right....

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"Time Of Dying"- three days grace

On the ground I lay
Motionless in pain
I can see my life flashing before my eyes
Did I fall asleep?
Is this all a dream
Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare

I will not die (I will not die)
I will survive

I will not die, I'll wait here for you
I feel alive, when you're beside me
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying

On this bed I lay
Losing everything
I can see my life passing me by
Was it all too much
Or just not enough
Wake me up, I'm living a nightmare

I will not die (I will not die)
I will survive

I will not die, I'll wait here for you
I feel alive, when you're beside me
I will not die, I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying [x3]
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« Reply #97 on: February 04, 2009, 04:15:35 PM »

Quote from: ''Maybe I'll Catch Fire'' by Alkaline Trio
This house is full of ears,
But I can't talk to anyone.
They've heard this one a thousand times.
Most exciting thing I do,
Hang half way out a third floor window,
Maybe throw lit cigarettes down.

And maybe I'll catch fire.
Something warm to hold me,
Something pure to burn away the darkness that hides inside my mind.
All that evil s**t's not hard to find.
I guess I only claim to be nice.

This house is full of eyes,
But I can't look at anyone.
They've seen this face a thousand times.
Most relaxing thing I do,
Hang half way out a third floor window,
And look at rocks if I fall out.

Well maybe I'll fall hard.
Something tough to break me,
Something sharp to rip into my insides and bleed out all that pain.
Sorry I don't even know your name.
I guess for me it's easy this way.

Maybe I'll catch fire.
Something warm to hold me,
Something pure to burn away the darkness that hides inside my mind.
All that evil s**t's not hard to find.
I guess I only claim to be nice.
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« Reply #98 on: February 04, 2009, 04:22:00 PM »

thats one [EPIC] song, kentan  Shocked
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« Reply #99 on: February 04, 2009, 08:03:30 PM »

I wish my house had a third-story window so that I could contemplate dying from it. NOT.
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« Reply #100 on: February 05, 2009, 05:24:46 AM »

thats one [EPIC] song, kentan  Shocked
I would've thought of it as more of an [UNCOMMON], or at the most [RARE] song.
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« Reply #101 on: February 05, 2009, 03:34:42 PM »

hey, WoW jokes is my thing.  Cry


started to sing this at work today, don't know why


Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

I wanna use you and abuse you
I wanna know what's inside you
(Whispering) Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Movin' on!

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

I'm gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside
Gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside you
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« Reply #102 on: February 05, 2009, 03:46:05 PM »

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
I am watching you through a camera
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« Reply #103 on: February 05, 2009, 05:03:49 PM »

You can't spell "pary" without "Artie"!
I always thought that was a stupid quote, seeing as his name is spelled differently.
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« Reply #104 on: February 05, 2009, 05:04:19 PM »

Quote from: Don Henley
Remember when the days were long as the road beneath the deep blue sky
We didn't have a care in the world, and mommy and daddy standing by
Happily ever after failed, and we've been poisoned by these fairy tales
The lawyers clean up all details since daddy had to fly
Oh, I know a place where we can go, still untouched by men
Sit and watch the clouds go by, the tall grass waving in the wind
You can lay your head back on the ground, let your hair fall all around you
Offer up your best defence
This is the end, this is the end of the innocence
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« Reply #105 on: February 05, 2009, 11:04:18 PM »

Quote from: "Manhattan Project" by Rush
Imagine a time when it all began
In the dying days of the war
A weapon that would settle the score
Whoever found it first
Would be sure to do their worst
They always had before

Imagine a man where it all began
A scientist pacing the floor
In each nation, always eager to explore
To build the best big stick
To turn the winning trick
But this was something more

The big bang took and shook the world
Shot down the rising sun
The end was begun and it hit everyone
When the chain reaction was done
The big shots tried to hold it back
Fools tried to wish it away
The hopeful depend on a world without end
Whatever the hopeless may say

Imagine a place where it all began
Gathered from across the land
To work in the secrecy of the desert sand
All the brightest boys
To play with the biggest toys
More than they bargained for

The big bang took and shook the world
Shot down the rising sun
The hopeful depend on a world without end
Whatever the hopeless may say

Imagine a place where it all began
The pilot of "Enola Gay"
Flying out of the shockwave on that August day
All the powers that be
And the course of history
Would be changed forevermore

The big bang took and shook the world
Shot down the rising sun
The end was begun and it hit everyone
When the chain reaction was done
The big shots tried to hold it back
Fools tried to wish it away
The hopeful depend on a world without end
Whatever the hopeless may say

The big bang took and shook the world
Shot down the rising sun
The hopeful depend on a world without end
Whatever the hopeless may say
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« Reply #106 on: February 06, 2009, 07:02:16 PM »

Why aren't this on the damned net?
Quote from: Don Henley, I Will Not Go Quietly
Woke up with a heavy head
And I thought about leavin' town
I could have died if I wanted to--
Slipped over the edge and drowned
But, oh no baby, I won't give up that easy, no

Too many tire tracks in the sands of time
Too many love affairs that stop on a dime, well
Ooh baby, think it's time to make some changes 'round here

Yeah, I'm gonna tear it up
Gonna trash it up
I'm gonna round it up
gonna shake it up
Oh no baby, I will not lie down

I'm brave enough to be crazy
I'm strong enough to be weak
I see all these heroes with feet of clay
Whose mighty ships have sprung a leak
And I, want you to tell me darlin'
Just what do you believe in now?

Well, c'mon over here baby
You 'bout to gimme a heart attack
wanna wrap my lovin' arms
Around the small of your back
Yeah, and I'm gonna pull you, pull you, pull you
Pull you right up close to me, yeah

Yeah, we're gonna tear it up
We gonna trash it up
Gonna round it up
Gonna shake it up
Oh, no no no, I will not lie down

Turn this thing around
I will not go quietly
I will not lie down
I will not go quietly
I will not lie down
I will not go quietly
I will not lie down
No, I will not lie down, no

Well, don't you ever get lonely?
Don't you ever get down?
Don't you ever get tired
Of all the wicked tongues in this town?
Oh baby, just wanna take you away from here

I ain't no tiger
Ain't no little lamb
Suppose you tell me mama
Who do you think I, think I am?
Oooh baby, don't you give a damn?

Yeah I'm gonna tear it up
gonna trash it up
gonna round it up
gonna shake it up
Oooh, baby I will not lie down
Turn this thing around
I will not go quietly
I will not lie down
I will not go quietly
I will not lie down
I will not go quietly
I will not lie down
I will not lie down
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« Reply #107 on: February 07, 2009, 08:02:11 PM »

Another Don Henley song.

The End of the Innocence

Remember when the days were long
And rolled beneath a deep blue sky
Didn't have a care in the world
With mommy and daddy standing by
When happily ever after fails
And we've been poisoned by these fairy tales
The lawyers dwell on small details
Since daddy had to fly

But I know a place where we can go
That's still untouched by man
We'll sit and watch the clouds roll by
And the tall grass wave in the wind
You can lay your head back on the ground
And let your hair fall all around me
Offer up your best defense
But this is the end
This is the end of the innocence

O beautiful, for spacious skies
But now those skies are threatening
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected king
Armchair warriors often fail
And we've been poisoned by these fairy tales
The lawyers clean up all details
Since daddy had to lie

But I know a place where we can go
And was away this sin
We'll sit and watch the clouds roll by
And the tall grass wave in the wind
Just lay your head back on the ground
And let your hair spill all around me
Offer up your best defense
But this is the end
This is the end of the innocence

Who knows how long this will last
Now we've come so far, so fast
But, somewhere back there in the dust
That same small town in each of us
I need to remember this
So baby give me just one kiss
And let me take a long last look
Before we say good bye
Just lay your head back on the ground
And let your hair fall all around me
Offer up your best defense
But this is the end
This is the end of the innocence
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« Reply #108 on: February 07, 2009, 08:08:51 PM »

Shortest song ever.
Napalm Death - You Suffer
Lyrics: You suffer, but why?
Time: 1.316 seconds
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« Reply #109 on: February 08, 2009, 09:30:32 AM »

I really wish they had done this one at the Super Bowl a couple years back, but they only did their most popular songs...
Quote from: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Well it started out
Down a dirty road
Started out
All alone
When the sun went down
Just across the hill
The town lit up
And the world got still

I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings
Coming down is the hardest thing

Well the good ole days
May not return
And the rocks might melt
And the sea may burn

I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings
Coming down is the hardest thing

Some say life will beat you down
Break your heart, steal your crown
Well it started out
For god knows where
I guess I'll know when I get there

I'm learning to fly, round the clouds
What goes up must come down

I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings
Coming down is the hardest thing
I'm learning to fly, round the clouds
What goes up must come down
I'm learning to fly
I'm learning to fly
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« Reply #110 on: February 08, 2009, 04:07:38 PM »

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I may as well jump.
Those sleazy naked scammers
made me look like a chump.

Meh!

They robbed me of my dignity
and most of my stuff.

Lars brought me candy.

Cram it down and shut the hell up.


I can't compete with that.
He's Barbados Slim,
and I'm Jamaican fat.
Who would choose a backwards corpse,
with lice in his hair?

Lars says I'm dreamy.

Who the hell cares?


Oh, won't somebody shoot her please
and put her out of our misery?

That's my cue.

Oh, my word.


Lars makes me puke.
I bet she'd love me too,
if I was a bald-headed kook.

Hey, guess what, guys.

What?

While we were huddled in fear,
Lars popped the question.

Congratulations!

Mazel tov!

May stars in heaven bless your love!

I think I'm gonna cry,
'cause it's an extra-happy Xmas this year.

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I brought the Elves back from vacation
Chained them up and called my holiday friends
Kwanzabot and the Hanukkah Zombie
Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense.

Damn You! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Shut up! Now fetch those bunnies by the armful!
Says who!? Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Says me! Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door, this toy are going to war!

Talmud says be slow to anger
Low-down scammers got me seeing red
Got my TIE fighter out of the hangar
Jump back jack
'Cause I'm Jewish and I'm udead

Ten Hut! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Dreidl dreidl, I made it out of blasting clay!
You're nuts! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
And when it's dry and ready, for mercy they will pay
I can't wait 8 nights or more, this zombies going to war!

Check, check it out Kwanzabot in the Neptizzle-hizzle,
with my inhuman-beatbox busy building missiles
They're guided by these cute, dancing fairy figures
Careful little elf, thats proximity triggered.

I'm fighting back for Kwanza so the children won't miss it
I'm confused about its meaning but I know it when they dis it
So Santa!
Yeah K?
CZ?
Hey hey!
Go slay them pimps, Come on, pimp my sleigh!

Easy with that toy artillery, Torgo's powder's deadly but unstable
Can they sue for liability?
Certainly not!
Use as much as you are able!

This bites! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
You signed away your rights when you were hired!
Now let's fight! Doot doot doot-doot.
Okay! Chestnuts roasting, I'm gonna open fire!
Prepare for gore galore, this trinity's going to war!
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« Reply #111 on: February 08, 2009, 05:13:52 PM »

Futurama, nice!
Quote from: Don Henley, Dirty Laundry
I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something, something I can use
People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry

Well, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around

We got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde, comes on at 5
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?
You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry

You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing
We all know that butt is king, give us dirty laundry
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« Reply #112 on: February 10, 2009, 01:51:28 PM »

If anyone can give the name of this song to me I will pay you.

Jag känner en bot.
Hon heter Anna. Anna heter hon.
Och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt.
Hon röjer upp i våran kanal.
Jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bot.

Jag känner en bot.
Hon heter Anna. Anna heter hon.
Och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt.
Hon röjer upp i våran kanal.
Jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bot.
Som alltid vaktar alla som är här.
Och som ser till att vi blir utan besvär.
Det finns ingen take-over som lyckas.
Kom ihåg att det är jag som känner en bot.

En bot som ingen, ingen annan slår.
Och hon kan kicka utan att hon får.
Hon gör sig av med alla som spammar.
Ja ingen kan slå våran bot.

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(Ready for Take Off)
(Are You Ready?)

Då kom den dagen jag inte trodde fanns.
Den satte verkligen kanalen ur balans.
Jag trodde aldrig att jag hade så fel.
Men när Anna skrev och sa.

Jag är ingen bot.
Jag är en väldigt, väldigt vacker tjej.
Som nu tyvärr är väldigt främmande för mig.
Men det finns inget som behöver förklaras.
För i mina ögon är hon alltid en bot.

Hon heter Anna. Anna heter hon.
Och hon kan banna, banna dig så hårt.
Hon röjer upp i våran kanal.
Jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bot.
Som alltid vaktar alla som är här.
Och som ser till att vi blir utan besvär.
Det finns ingen take-over som lyckas.
Kom ihåg att det är jag som känner en bot.

En bot som ingen, ingen annan slår.
Och hon kan kicka utan att hon får.
Hon gör sig av med alla som spammar.
Ja, ingen kan slå våran bot.


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« Reply #113 on: February 10, 2009, 02:03:17 PM »

The name of the song is Boten Anna by Basshunter



Anna Lee by Dream Theater

Helpless child
They invite your hands to fill their needs
Will be the same
Shameless smile
To steal from you the innocence that bleeds
Will they feel your pain

Trying to believe
The scars unseen
The tears wash clean
You don't wanna breathe the air you breathe
You don't know how you'll live a life alone

She keeps holding on
Holding on to you
Let her breathe the air
Don't wanna be alone
Where do you belong
Anna Lee

Behind those eyes
The vivid scene
A lucid dream within
Questioned secrets are revealed
And everytime
You can't deny
The lines that trace your skin
Wounds that never heal

Trying to believe
The scars unseen
The tears wash clean
You don't wanna breathe the air you breathe
You don't know how you'll live a life alone

She keeps holding on
Holding on to you
Let her breathe the air
Don't wanna be alone
Where do you belong
Anna Lee

And now she's calling out a name
Can't keep on hiding all her pain
You feel the rain move in
As you begin
To turn and answer the call

Trying to believe
The scars unseen
The tears wash clean
You don't wanna breathe the air you breathe
You don't know how you'll live a life alone

She keeps holding on
Holding on to you
Let her breathe the air
Don't wanna be alone
Where do you belong
Anna Lee


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« Reply #114 on: February 10, 2009, 02:07:25 PM »

June you slurp.
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« Reply #115 on: February 10, 2009, 02:09:04 PM »

It's easy to find into when your connected to the INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY.
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« Reply #116 on: February 10, 2009, 02:12:24 PM »

IT WAS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE!!!
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« Reply #117 on: February 10, 2009, 02:14:24 PM »

Still, all I had to do is paste the first few lines into google.
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« Reply #118 on: February 10, 2009, 02:16:30 PM »

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« Reply #119 on: February 10, 2009, 02:19:57 PM »

So, how much money do I get?
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