Lyrics Game

[Ziggy Stardust]

It's more powerful with lyrics.
Fast Car, by Tracy Chapman.

[Pieman]

Hey I listen to every thing but rap.

Me too.

[the Scarf]

I listen to everything, even rap (on occasion)
Jurassic 5 is pretty good, as is Blackalicious. I don't have much of either and I don't listen to them very often, but when I do I rock out. XD

[Mystery Fish]

Had that stuck in my head the past few days.

Heh, me and my brother did an acapella rendition of our own remix of the Tetris theme when he was trying to fit all the presents he had wrapped into the space on top of his wardrobe.

Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed. I love that song.

[Axe Shredder]

Yeah

Hi-ridin' daddy-o
Prince of the rodeo
Spur-hump hey-ho let's go
Prince of the rodeo
Fornicator of the lasso
Prince of the rodeo
Sperminator of the donkey butt
Prince of the rodeo

Shoot the chute
Pull the flute
I'm back in the saddle
The world's most promising cowboy

Lo-ridin' daddy-o
Prince of the rodeo
Sexy denim romeo
Prince of the rodeo
Rhinestone homo rock-n-roll
Prince of the rodeo
Buns of steel Geronimo
Prince of the rodeo

Jerk that calf
Half-n-half
I'm back in the saddle
The world's most progressive cowboy

And don't forget the clown

I'm ridin' high, I'm ridin' low
Prince of the rodeo

Officially the best song to have stuck in your head.

[Poltaap]

a epic song I found  (the part in bold inspired me to draw a thing that I will probably be done with tomorrow)
skrew that, I'm going to try to do all of it in a near future.

He said "Son, have you seen the world?
Well, what would you say if I said that you could?
Just carry this gun and you'll even get paid."
I said "That sounds pretty good."

Black leather boots
Spit-shined so bright
They cut off my hair but it looked alright
We marched and we sang
We all became friends
As we learned how to fight

A hero of war
Yeah that's what I'll be
And when I come home
They'll be damn proud of me
I'll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because it's a flag that I love
And a flag that I trust

I kicked in the door
I yelled my commands
The children, they cried
But I got my man
We took him away
A bag over his face
From his family and his friends

They took off his clothes
They pissed in his hands
I told them to stop
But then I joined in
We beat him with guns
And batons not just once
But again and again

A hero of war
Yeah that's what I'll be
And when I come home
They'll be damn proud of me
I'll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because it's a flag that I love
And a flag that I trust
                                               
She walked through bullets and haze 
I asked her to stop                         
I begged her to stay
But she pressed on
So I lifted my gun
And I fired away

The shells jumped through the smoke
And into the sand
That the blood now had soaked
She collapsed with a flag in her hand
A flag white as snow

A hero of war
Is that what they see
Just medals and scars
So damn proud of me
And I brought home that flag
Now it gathers dust
But it's a flag that I love
It's the only flag I trust

He said, "Son, have you seen the world?
Well what would you say, if I said that you could?"

[Mystery Fish]

I looks forward to the drawing, Poltaap!

In other news, No One Knows by QotSA. I always think he's singing "Tastes like goat."

[Pieman]

Ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang wallah wallah bing bang.

[Mystery Fish]

I told the Witch Doctor, he gave me some advice. He said: [see above post].

[Pieman]

Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Who put the Bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?
Who put the Wam in the wam-ma-dam-ma-ding-dong?
Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me

[Mystery Fish]

I want something good to die for
To make it beautiful to live

My favourite lyric of the now.

[Poltaap]

[EPIC]

Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a burberry spaceship
Chavs on the moon

Wouldn't the world be much better today
If all chavs were miles and miles away
Where there's far more craters than wankers and thugs
Nothing but each other and clangers to mug


Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a burberry spaceship
Chavs on the moon

What would they do there? Nobody knows.
But who'd care anyway if every chav goes
To where there's no KFC, no McD's, no high street
Nothing but moon cheese and clangers to eat.

Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a burberry spaceship
Chavs on the moon

[the Scarf]

HOLY SHIT
Caps lock was on.

I must find this song.
Moon chavs!!!

[Silfedac]

In a similar vein:

We're whalers of the moon!
We carry a harpoon!
But we found no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing a whaling tune!

[Ziggy Stardust]

YAY Futurama!

Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck gettin' dirt and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city

All around, people lookin' half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head

But at night it's a different world
Go out out and find a girl
Come on, come on and dance all night
Despite the heat, it'll be all right

And babe, don't you know it's a pity
The days can't be like the nights
In the summer in the city
In the summer in the city

[Pieman]

But we found no whales,

Isn't it 'But there ain't no whales,'

Also:

"Gentlemen!"
*Bom bom bom budom bom bom*
"Oh butt, singing, mind if I smoke?"

"Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em
We'll find ways to simulate that smell!
What a sorry fella,
rolled up and smoked like a collicella,
Here on level one of robot hell!

Gambling's wrong and so is cheating,
So is forging phony I.O.U's.
Lets let lady luck decide
What kind of tortures justified
I'm pit boss here on level two!
Ooh, deep-fried robot!"

"Just tell me why!" "Please read this fifty-five page warrant!"
"There must be robots worse than I!" "We've checked around, there really aren't!"
"Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks."
"You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks"
"Ah, don't blame me, blame my upbringing!"
"Please stop sinning while I'm singing!"

"Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive"
"Hey, Bender gonna make some noise, get your hard-drive scratched by the Beastie Boys!"
*Wtchywtchywtch chwtchywtchytch*
"That's what ya, what ya, what ya get on level five!"

"I'm not feeling very well."
"It's up to us to rescue him"
"Maybe he likes it here in hell"
"It's us who tempted him to sin"
"Maybe he's back at the motel"
"Come on Fry now don't be scared,
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared!
so just sit back and enjoy the ride."
"My ass has blisters from the sliiide!"

"Fencing diamonds, fixing rod-fights, publishing indecent magazines.
You'll pay for every crime, Knee-deep in electric slime, Suffering 'til the end of time, enduring tortures most of which rhyme,
Trapped forever, here in robot hell!!"

That was difficult to write from memory.

[Poltaap]

I think you are right, pieman

anoher [EPIC]

Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee
From the Hills
Of Colombia

The Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of blackened blood
(Dying, dying)
You're dying for a cup

Guatemala blend
Ethiopian
French vanilla roast
(Dying, dying)
You're dying for a cup

Prepare for ultimate flavor
You're gonna get some milk!
And scream... for your cream

Duncan Hills
Duncan Hills
Duncan Hills

COFFEE!

[Pixel Pincher]

Here is one.

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM

[Silfedac]

I love that song!

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD, I got burned, think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, FAT CHANCE
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look up there, it makes me GLaD, I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
And while you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive
STILL ALIVE

[Mystery Fish]

O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.

Sors immanis
et inanis,
rota tu volubilis,
status malus,
vana salus
semper dissolubilis,
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteris;
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris.

Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!

[Ziggy Stardust]

So-o-op of the e-e-evening, beautiful, beautiful soup!

[Silfedac]

I remember that! That was the song the turtle sang!

[Pieman]

You take your white finger
Slide the nail under the top and bottom buttons of my blazer
Relax the fraying wool, slacken ties
And I'm not to look at you in the shoe, but the eyes, find the eyes

Find me and follow me through corridors, refectories and files
You must follow, leave this academic factory
You will find me in the manatee
The dark of the manatee
It's better in the manatee
The dark of the manatee is mine
Yes it's mine

I time every journey to bump into you, accidentally
I charm you and tell you of the boys I hate
All the girls I hate
All the words I hate
All the clothes I hate
How I'll never be anything I hate
You smile, mention something that you like
Or how you'd have a happy life if you did the things you like

Find me and follow me through corridors, refectories and files
You must follow, leave this academic factory
You will find me in the manatee
The dark of the manatee
It's better in the manatee
The dark of the manatee is mine
Yes it's mine

So I'm on BBC2 now, telling Terry Wogan how I made it and
What I made is unclear now, but his deference is and his laughter is
My words and smile are so easy now
Yes, it’s easy now
Yes, it’s easy now

Find me and follow me through corridors, refectories and files
You must follow, leave this academic factory
You will find me in the manatee
The dark of the manatee
It's better in the manatee
The dark of the manatee is mine
Yes it's mine

[Mystery Fish]

WIN.

[Pieman]

I forgot I submitted that...

Stupid bad memory.

[Silfedac]

Check it:

King of Spain, by Moxy Fruvous

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa (now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza

Royalty, lord it looked good on me
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free
Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
A palatial palace, that was my home (now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome (once he was the King of Spain)

I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say:
"King, how are you such a genius?
There's a roof overhead and food on our plates!"
It's laissez-faire, I don't even give a care
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give every new baby a chocolate eclair

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems? You phone me (now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni (once he was the King of Spain)

Now some of you are probably wondering how I cam to be living in Canada
after being royalty in Spain. Should I tell them, guys?
Tell us, King!

You see late one night when the palace was asleep
Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep
And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch
At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like me
Arrives and we make a switch
Prince and pauper, junior and whopper
World made up of silver and copper
Out of my own volition, I took a change of position
So next time you drool in the pizza line
Remember, slower pizza's more luscious
The King of Spain never rushes!!!

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble)
I was looking for off-handed ways to improve us (now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fruvous! (once he was the King of Spain)

[Pixel Pincher]

I have another song for you guy.

Harmonica.
More harmonica.

I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the Mountain Dew.
I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)
It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin!

It's D and D!!
Fighting with the legends of yore.
It's D and D!!
Never kissed a lady before. Nope, I said it, WOOO!
C'mon you gonna bring the thunder? I'll bring the fuckin thunder, c'mon bring the thunder, c'mon lets go! Aww that's nice.
Why don't you bring some thunder mother ducker. Bring some thunder, alright!

Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool.
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school!
No we're not. I know.

Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hitpoints and charisma to lend.
And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tomb when I'm not out with my girlfriend!
It's D and D!
Wait wait wait, Teich, c'mon. I'm sorry. Woah hey wait, I'm sorry. Hold on gimme one second. What?
Dude come on, seriously. What?!
You've got a fuckin...girlfriend? Dungeon master!
That's kind of a dick thing to say.

It's D and D!!
Summoning the demons of hell.
It's D and D!!
When our shift ends at the taco bell. Gordita! Chalupa!

Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?
You guys make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as I?
See you're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.
And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I should beware ya what lurks within my gaming shelf.
Next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual, and my customized dungeon master screen.
I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines.
So if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon master calls, I'll be protected by my robe of destruction.
And I will leave you both in tears cause I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction.

It's D and D!!
Warriors who terrify.
It's D and D!!!!!!!
Virgins, 'til the day.....
We..................................
o oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh
Do it, oh oh ohh oh {note:oh's from New Kids on the Block song}

NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!

One,Two duck you
DIE!!!!!


This gos out to all the nerds out there.

[juneloveslotr]

I think it's odd that everyone assumes Nerds aren't getting any, but there are she-nerds that are both interested in sex and in other nerds. So there are a lot of nerds out there getting some. Pel, Miester, me, others that I probably don't know about...

yah for being a sexy she-nerd!

[Mystery Fish]

Gotta love Stephen Lynch.