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« on: January 02, 2009, 11:59:14 PM »

So how'd all your new year days go? Make any resolutions?
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2009, 12:04:20 AM »

Nope... I'd thought I'd start tolerating that kid Mark at school. Wimpy little kid, he's like four feet high, got this amazingly high pitched voice. Last year he wore 'Cars' t-shirts. I feel really sorry for him.
I also need to play more tennis tournaments, make sure I play the entire 'Irish Legend' for the String Fling in March and practice up reading grand staff so I can read piano music.
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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2009, 01:45:10 AM »

I planed on going somewhere with a friend, but my parents draged me to Dubai where the new year celebrations were cancelled. Me and my sisters watched Traitor and A Dog Day Afternoon.
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2009, 04:18:52 PM »

I'm going to start doing sit ups.
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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2009, 06:09:51 PM »

Do push ups too!
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2009, 06:30:10 PM »

Get better at the technical side of music.
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2009, 06:36:37 PM »

Give me a pie.
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2009, 06:57:04 PM »

*gives pieman cake*
I'm sorry, all I have is this lie.
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2009, 07:09:13 PM »

That is a lie.
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2009, 11:51:13 PM »

Are her pants on fire?
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2009, 03:56:59 AM »

If they are, it's because of the burning desire she feels for me. That or the Molotov cocktails.

I resolved to be more ridiculous.

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« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2009, 10:44:52 AM »

I never thought it possible for you to be more ridiculous. Your level of ridiculous is more ridicule than most people get in a lifetime.
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« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2009, 11:20:53 AM »

This topic is too silly.
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« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2009, 11:42:28 AM »

If they are, it's because of the burning desire she feels for me. That or the Molotov cocktails.

I resolved to be more ridiculous.

THE BEDUOINS ARE COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
The burning desire I feel for you tends to put out the fires, actually.

You don't need to resolve to be more ridiculous. That's one of those things that comes naturally with age for you.
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« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2009, 01:44:34 PM »

I can just imagine Drakey as a senile old man. He'll be so ridiculous that he'll actually rip a hole in the fabric of space-time with the sheer force of his wackiness.

That's gonna be awesome.
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« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2009, 07:10:23 PM »

I'm going to imagine him as Fozzie Bear.
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« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2009, 10:33:00 PM »

I can just imagine Drakey as a senile old man. He'll be so ridiculous that he'll actually rip a hole in the fabric of space-time with the sheer force of his wackiness.

That's gonna be awesome.
Holy shit, he's gonna make an AWESOME old person!
There's not very many people I can say that for. The only other one is my friends brother. He actually WANTS to be old so that he can jump out of trash cans and shout at kids.
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« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2009, 11:35:55 PM »

I can just imagine Drakey as a senile old man. He'll be so ridiculous that he'll actually rip a hole in the fabric of space-time with the sheer force of his wackiness.

That's gonna be awesome.
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*Sighs in relief as "Awesome God" begins to play*

I love you, Silfie.

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The burning desire I feel for you tends to put out the fires, actually.
It is also muchly funniness, so you get a pass.
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« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2009, 11:45:51 PM »

See, this is what happens when I try to be funny. Much groan-inducing, poorly thought out jibberjabber to be had.
I'm glad you enjoyed it though.  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2009, 11:51:23 PM »

No, it was funny, it just also happened to be utterly reprehensible.
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« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2009, 07:37:16 AM »

*Penalty strike on Scarfie*
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2009, 12:13:42 AM »

New Year's Resolutions? Well, last year my resolution was 1024x768. Maybe I'll go up to 1600x1200 this year.

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« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2009, 02:07:30 AM »

Woo, you're back! Praise the Canadian!
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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2009, 07:31:39 PM »

A long absence reversed? What is the cause of this?
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