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« on: December 29, 2008, 01:39:34 AM »

Now that Christmas is over, how many of you are now Biff book owners?
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2008, 06:46:01 AM »

mine have been stuck in lombard for 9 days now  Embarrassed
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2008, 06:56:19 AM »

Ah, are you the one with the turnip?

I'm sure they are much closer to you than Lombard. International mail is a crazy thing.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2008, 07:06:02 AM »

Ah, are you the one with the turnip?

 Roll Eyes maybe. I would not be surpriced if it is at the nearest post office right now, because we haven't got any mail in over a week ...
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2008, 10:11:17 AM »

I've had 1 and 2 for a while, still need to buy 3. Might do it soon. I'm a procrastinator.
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2008, 02:05:57 PM »

My sister is going to order one for me sometime within the next week.

Which one should I get? I wanna get all three, but that's just sorta mean to ask for from a college student.
Also, what should I ask her to put in the personalization bit that will let you know that Scarf will be receiving it?
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2008, 04:01:55 PM »

'To Scarfington, blah blah blabbity-blah' should do.
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2008, 05:48:32 PM »

XD
As long as Chris knows what it means.

I wanna get the one with toastersnake in it. And possibly the breader. Are those in the same one?
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2008, 06:59:40 PM »

Not I, but it is funny
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2008, 07:18:56 PM »

XD
As long as Chris knows what it means.

I wanna get the one with toastersnake in it. And possibly the breader. Are those in the same one?

Breader = Book #1
Toastersnake = Book #3
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2008, 07:31:23 PM »

Curses! I shall have to get both.
...eventually.
I think I'll start with book one and work my way up.
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2008, 07:32:40 PM »

you could start with the one you love the best and work from there!
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2008, 07:44:48 PM »

Hmm...maybe I'll start on three and go backwards from there..
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2008, 08:15:30 PM »

But then you'll get all screwed up when book 4 comes along.
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2008, 09:58:04 PM »

I'm going to get Book #3. I need to own me some Toastersnake!
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« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2008, 10:41:37 PM »

I already own me some Toastersnake.
I bought #3 before the holiday. It arrived very quickly. I like living right near where it comes from.
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« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2008, 10:52:26 PM »

I already own me some Toastersnake.
I bought #3 before the holiday. It arrived very quickly. I like living right near where it comes from.
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« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2008, 12:05:11 AM »

While Chris is devilishly good, it does not come from hell. I was referring to Illinois.
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« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2008, 12:07:53 AM »

I've never been there. Is the cheesecake any good up in Illinois?
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« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2008, 10:24:52 PM »

I got the three of them for Christmas. I like them a lot, and the dedications were most amusing; that said, I think one of the dedications you wrote for Meister (who also got the three of them) was the best.
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« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2008, 10:35:14 PM »

I really do have to get a personalized one. Those dedications are awesome.
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« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2008, 01:07:37 AM »

I'll get one soon, new month means that my parents give me a $137 bill. Yay to foriegn currency!
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« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2008, 02:11:17 AM »

I think one of the dedications you wrote for Meister (who also got the three of them) was the best.

Which one was that?
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« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2008, 02:15:44 AM »

I'll get them all as soon as I convince my parents to let me. I have a birthday coming up in February, so maybe then.
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« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2008, 01:03:55 PM »

I'd like all three of them but I probably won't be able to get them.  Sad
I'll just get a personalized Book 3 for my birthday or w/ my allowance.
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« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2008, 04:55:58 PM »

I'm just lazy. I have like, $200 dollars, but I'm cheap. And very lazy. And unemployed.
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« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2008, 05:11:52 PM »

I'll get them when I have enough money to even think about spending it.
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« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2008, 07:51:39 PM »

Which one was that?

"Did you know Biff was originally designed with a square head?

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« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2008, 08:01:43 PM »

Sketch of square-headed Biff, plz?
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« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2009, 12:03:04 AM »

"Did you know Biff was originally designed with a square head?

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No, no you didn't. I just made that up."

Ha! I actually just laughed at that. I did just make it up so I had forgotten that I did it. :p
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