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« on: December 27, 2008, 08:07:04 PM » |
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Damn!
Today, I got a cat. His name is George. We have no idea where the hell he is.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 10:12:23 PM » |
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He got eaten by the gerbil, duh.
Still, that's not good. Did you at least try to keep him in one room like you're supposed to before he escaped?
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2008, 10:55:40 PM » |
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Did you at least try to keep him in one room like you're supposed to before he escaped?
You're supposed to do that? I can see keeping your cat indoors, but one room? Cat-raising disagreements aside, do you have at least some idea as to when you lost him? Has a door been left open since then? If not, just keep looking through your house. Places where he could get into the walls should be monitored closely (drawers and some cabinets can have direct access to the walls if they're built into the house), and listen for any meows. If so, I have no experience in the matter, as my cat returns in his own time. |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2008, 11:04:16 PM » |
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To my knowledge, when you get a new cat you make one room their 'home' and keep them in there for a few days to get them used to their surroundings. In this room you should have a litterbox, the food dish, a place for them to sleep, a scratching post, and somewhere comfy for you to sit so that you can come in and make yourself familiar with the cat.
It keeps them from panicking and running away, and also serves as a place to put them if guests who are allergic or don't like cats come over.
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Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2008, 06:38:36 AM » |
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That's what we do.
A tip: if you have two cats already, don't get a third.
Why are growling cats so funny?
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2008, 06:50:23 AM » |
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Because their growls are a mixture of threatening and adorable.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2008, 07:31:03 AM » |
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It's awesome how their top lips stick up.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2008, 10:05:00 PM » |
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8D
Meisters cats are freaking adorable! We got laser pointers to play with them, and they ended up running in circles and pouncing everywhere. It was awesome.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2008, 11:39:22 PM » |
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The cat probably thought the world was ending.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2008, 12:07:45 AM » |
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Or that strange little red bugs had invaded. Whatever works I guess.
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Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2008, 08:13:30 AM » |
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They ended up running in circles and pouncing everywhere. It was awesome.
The kitten does that anyway. Or that strange little red bugs had invaded. Whatever works I guess.
Heh heh, Wall-e. |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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chaoticag
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2008, 09:25:44 AM » |
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To my knowledge, when you get a new cat you make one room their 'home' and keep them in there for a few days to get them used to their surroundings. In this room you should have a litterbox, the food dish, a place for them to sleep, a scratching post, and somewhere comfy for you to sit so that you can come in and make yourself familiar with the cat.
It keeps them from panicking and running away, and also serves as a place to put them if guests who are allergic or don't like cats come over.
You are supposed to do this Also, did you get him a collar with a bell? It does wonders in finding them. |
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While this is true, pointing it out makes you a douche; pointing it out and failing to also point out that he used "form" instead of "forum" makes you a douche-wibbler.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2008, 12:35:12 PM » |
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Hooray! I have cat knowledge!
(Despite me never owning a cat.)
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2008, 12:36:16 PM » |
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I had a cat. Poor smokey.  I want a new kitty now. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2008, 04:04:49 PM » |
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Yeah yeah, yeah, the cat is back! Yeah yeah, yeah, the cat is back! Back back, back from his magical journey...
Found him! He was curled up in a drawer, and his favorite spot to hang out is inside my brother's kick-drum.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2008, 04:42:29 PM » |
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You should now change your cat's name to Trevor.
Just for kicks.
What did he see in the parallel dimension drawer?
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Pieman
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« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2008, 04:46:55 PM » |
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Just for kicks.
[sarcasm]Ha ha.[/sarcasm] |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2008, 04:47:55 PM » |
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[sarcasm]Ha ha.[/sarcasm]
I do not understand this use of sarcasm. Please to be explaining? :3 |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2008, 05:44:07 PM » |
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Take him away, PBPB!
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the Scarf
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« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2008, 05:54:59 PM » |
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You should now change your cat's name to Trevor.
Just for kicks.
What did he see in the parallel dimension drawer?
Trevor= best character EVER. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2008, 06:20:50 PM » |
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Take him away, PBPB! Done, and done. |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2008, 07:08:12 PM » |
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What am I getting taken away for?
;o;
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2008, 09:56:34 PM » |
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PBPB= Pieman's Bad Pun Brigade. You're arrested for Pun Abuse and what's more, Pun Abusers do not get Miranda rights. You'll be tortured for an undetermined amount of time.
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« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2008, 02:35:58 AM » |
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I remember when we adopted our cat my mother was against it. Now she can't help but like him.
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While this is true, pointing it out makes you a douche; pointing it out and failing to also point out that he used "form" instead of "forum" makes you a douche-wibbler.
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2008, 07:36:47 AM » |
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PBPB= Pieman's Bad Pun Brigade. You're arrested for Pun Abuse and what's more, Pun Abusers do not get Miranda rights. You'll be tortured for an undetermined amount of time.
But I didn't make any puns... did I? *Rereads post* I remember when we adopted our cat my mother was against it. Now she can't help but like him. All of my siblings would love a cat. But since my Stepdad hates cats and my Mum's never been too keen on the idea, and since two parents outweighs four children, it looks like we're going to have to wait until we get our own places.  |
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« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2008, 07:47:16 AM » |
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My dad promised my sister to get a cat behind my mom's back, and my mother wanted to honor my father's promise.
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While this is true, pointing it out makes you a douche; pointing it out and failing to also point out that he used "form" instead of "forum" makes you a douche-wibbler.
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Pieman
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« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2008, 10:18:28 AM » |
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But I didn't make any pus... did I?
*Rereads post*
Yeah yeah, yeah, the cat is back! Yeah yeah, yeah, the cat is back! Back back, back from his magical journey...
Found him! He was curled up in a drawer, and his favorite spot to hang out is inside my brother's kick-drum.
You should now change your cat's name to Trevor.
Just for kicks.
What did he see in the parallel dimension drawer?
It was about the 'Kick-drum'/'Kicks'. |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2008, 11:30:19 AM » |
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But I didn't make any puns... did I?
*Rereads post*
'Kay, pun not intended. |
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Mystery Fish
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« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2008, 12:35:24 PM » |
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It was about the 'Kick-drum'/'Kicks'.
Ah, pun unintentional. Am I free to go now? Because I kinda like this... |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2008, 12:36:39 PM » |
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Hooray!
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.....If you lose him again, you really should call him Trevor.
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