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Silfedac
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« on: December 21, 2008, 03:17:25 AM » |
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You are standing in a sunny meadow. It opens as far as you can see in all directions. What would you like to do? EDIT: I'm putting this here for safekeeping. 1: poltaap, destroyer of worlds, eater of souls and the duke of darkness(whitout bob)
2:the book of the dead
3:yes , I accept sil as my DM
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« Last Edit: December 26, 2008, 07:18:26 PM by Silfedac »
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2008, 06:14:22 AM » |
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Not participate.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2008, 07:18:01 AM » |
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go west.
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Axe Shredder
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 10:40:02 AM » |
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Punch Russell Brand in the face.
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Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 03:23:50 PM » |
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Parté.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2008, 09:56:37 PM » |
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You go west. You are still standing in an open meadow, but there is now a forest farther off to the west. What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2008, 11:08:11 AM » |
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go west and stop at the edge of the forest
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2008, 11:09:23 AM » |
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Punch Russell Brand in the face.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2008, 12:17:18 PM » |
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You are at the edge of a deep, dark forest. What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2008, 12:22:16 PM » |
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climb to the top of a tree and try to spot any landmarks sticking up from the forest
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Silfedac
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« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2008, 07:19:25 PM » |
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You see nothing. All of the trees appear to be about the same height, with few variations. What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2008, 07:21:03 PM » |
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climb down the tree, enter the forest and go west
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Silfedac
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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2008, 07:35:09 PM » |
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You are now inside the forest. Unfortunately, there are no paths and you have no way of marking your progress, so you are hopelessly lost already. What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2008, 07:38:42 PM » |
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Ask a tree for directions!!
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2008, 07:40:20 PM » |
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run,screaming as loud as I can, in the direction I guesses is east.
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Silfedac
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« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2008, 08:54:23 PM » |
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After running, screaming, and generally making a fool of yourself, you are still no closer to escaping the forest. In fact, you seem to have come in a full circle. Way to go, genius. What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2008, 10:55:06 PM » |
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climb a tree and try to spot the edge of the forest
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Silfedac
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« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2008, 06:51:53 AM » |
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You see nothing. All of the trees appear to be about the same height, with few variations. What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2009, 06:41:24 AM » |
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climb down and ask a tree for directions.
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Pieman
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« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2009, 09:53:09 AM » |
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"Hi, I'm Fred the tree. You want directions? That way's to Bob, and over there's John."
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2009, 08:31:37 PM » |
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While unexpected and friendly, the tree's directions aren't very helpful. What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2009, 08:34:30 PM » |
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beat the tree untill it gives me some usefull information
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Silfedac
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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2009, 09:10:39 PM » |
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As a sentient tree, when you begin to beat it, it drops a branch on you. When you wake up, Fred is nowhere to be found. What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2009, 09:14:08 PM » |
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look of anything that can tell me whitch way he went.
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Silfedac
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« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2009, 11:16:20 AM » |
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You see nothing. NOTHING! What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2009, 11:21:57 AM » |
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see if I got something in my pockets /bags that I can use to burn down the forest?
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Silfedac
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« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2009, 11:24:58 AM » |
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You have no pockets or bags. In fact, it seems like, while you were unconscious, Fred also stole your clothes. What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Poltaap
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« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2009, 11:29:16 AM » |
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sit down on a log and wait for someone to find me
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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Pieman
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« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2009, 12:32:23 PM » |
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"AAARRG! MY FACE!"
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2009, 04:08:20 PM » |
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No one does. What would you like to do?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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