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« Reply #150 on: December 28, 2008, 09:55:05 AM »

Counting up and counting down?
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« Reply #151 on: December 28, 2008, 10:32:51 AM »

Probably.
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« Reply #152 on: December 28, 2008, 10:12:45 PM »

The chances of getting the hands possible:

High card: 50.12%
one pair: 42.27%
two pair: 4.75%
Three of a kind: 2.11%
straight: 0.39%
flush: 0.2%
full house: 0.14%
Four of a kind: 0.024%
Straight flush: 0.00154%

I was working them out, but I forgot to look both ways at the straight.
No, the odds of getting any one hand are always the same. The odds of any hand that you get falling into a category fall drastically as the category narrows, but all hands are equally likely.
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« Reply #153 on: December 28, 2008, 11:38:34 PM »

Wouldn't the chances of getting either hand change depending on how many people are playing and what cards are currently on the table?
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« Reply #154 on: December 28, 2008, 11:41:02 PM »

Yes, that would work out differently; and you can't play poker with only one person drawing cards, anyway.
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« Reply #155 on: December 28, 2008, 11:59:52 PM »

No, the odds of getting any one hand are always the same. The odds of any hand that you get falling into a category fall drastically as the category narrows, but all hands are equally likely.
And since he was giving the probability of the different categories, I'm a bit confused as to where that came from.
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« Reply #156 on: December 29, 2008, 12:09:02 AM »

What? I'm still confused!
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« Reply #157 on: December 29, 2008, 12:16:39 AM »

The Ace of Spades, the Ace of Spades!
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« Reply #158 on: December 29, 2008, 12:20:01 AM »

The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be-
The Ace of Spades, the Ace of Spades!
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« Reply #159 on: December 29, 2008, 12:22:51 AM »

I prefer The Jack.
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« Reply #160 on: December 29, 2008, 12:31:13 AM »

I prefer The Jack.
This is the kind of stuff I prefer, at least at this time of night.
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« Reply #161 on: December 29, 2008, 12:35:29 AM »

Afraid what I'm listening to is  bit before your time, kids.

(Sorry, I've always wanted to say that.)
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« Reply #162 on: December 29, 2008, 12:44:39 AM »

Excuseable.
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« Reply #163 on: December 29, 2008, 08:54:26 AM »

No, the odds of getting any one hand are always the same. The odds of any hand that you get falling into a category fall drastically as the category narrows, but all hands are equally likely.

You get dealt a card. It's 100% likely to fall into one of those categories. For a royal flush, this card must be between 10 and Ace, meaning there's only a 5/13 chance of getting a card for a royal flush, whereas it can be anything for any of the other hands.

You get dealt a second card. For a royal flush, this needs to be of the same suit, between 10 and Ace, meaning there's a 4/51 chance of getting this card (One of the cards has already gone). For a full house, it can be any card at this point. For a normal flush, it's a 12/51 chance, as it must be the same suit. For a straight it must be within five cards either way of that number, and not the same number, meaning it's got a 32/51 chance (Excluding the possibility that you chose below a 5 or above a 10). For the rest, at this point, it can be any card, as you don't need four specifics in your hand.

You get dealt a third card. For a royal flush, to be in the same suit and between 10 and Ace, it's a 3/50 chance. For Four of a kind, this card must match either the first, second or both of the previous cards. this means there's about a 6/50 chance of getting a four of a kind at this point. for a full house, it can be the same as both the cards, different if 1 & 2 are the same, or, if 1 & 2 are different, match ether one, which I can't be bothered to work out. For a flush, it's now 11/50 chance. For a straight, it must be within 5 of both cards, meaning the chances vary depending on what the distance between the first two cards are (If they are 4 apart, the third card must be in between (3/50), they are one apart, then they can be three either side (6/50). The rest can be any card at this point, as they don't need three specifics.

To get a straight flush, you multiply the straight chance by the flush chance.

Do you see where this is going?


Here's another way of looking at it:

There are 4 different royal flush hands.
There are 36 different straight flush hands.
There are 624 different four of a kind hands.
There are 3744 different full house hands.
There are 5148 different flush hands.
There are 10240 different straight hands.
There are 54912 different three of a kind hands.
There are 123552 different two pair hands.
There are 1098240 different one pair hands.
There are 2598960 different high card hands.
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« Reply #164 on: December 31, 2008, 02:01:28 AM »

Long, word-intensive post has been read and filed away for later reference.

In other news, card songs you say?
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« Reply #165 on: December 31, 2008, 01:32:59 PM »

I just rewatched irobot a while ago, it was good the second time around as well which makes me take back what I said earlier in this thread.
Also, the plot was kindof stolen from metropolis, and the robots were balantly stolen from apple's secret lab.
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« Reply #166 on: December 31, 2008, 02:17:56 PM »

I watched Sweeney Todd today.
I had no idea it's a musical.
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« Reply #167 on: December 31, 2008, 05:05:51 PM »

Really? Wow.
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« Reply #168 on: December 31, 2008, 05:14:28 PM »

Wow to the enjoyment, that (I didn't know) it's a musical, or just because I watched it?
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« Reply #169 on: December 31, 2008, 06:37:01 PM »

The middle one.
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« Reply #170 on: December 31, 2008, 06:43:49 PM »

Ah. Makes sense.
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« Reply #171 on: December 31, 2008, 07:09:57 PM »

what I watched today

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry:was ok for beeing a american comedy

Smokin' Aces: good start,but needed more action in the middle, and a nice twist in the end.

Stardust:...I'm too lazy to think of a good word to put here....ok I guess...
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« Reply #172 on: December 31, 2008, 08:33:58 PM »

I want to see Yes Man, Jim Carrey is hilarious.
Also, I'm glad they finally made a movie about my internet persona. More description please Poltaap?
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« Reply #173 on: December 31, 2008, 08:36:18 PM »

you are thinking about the wrong stardust Tongue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stardust_(2007_film)

and I think that they should do a sandman movie

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« Reply #174 on: December 31, 2008, 08:40:12 PM »

Yo, you know that is not about me at all.
E: I just watched Death at a Funeral! Quite possibly the funniest movie ever set in England! Ha! I am so drunk right now! On Diet 7-Up!
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« Reply #175 on: January 01, 2009, 12:32:25 AM »

I've totally read that book! It's fantastic!
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« Reply #176 on: January 01, 2009, 01:15:43 PM »

E: I just watched Death at a Funeral! Quite possibly the funniest movie ever set in England!
Better than Monty Python?

On a related note, I just saw Valkyrie. It isn't funny at all.
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« Reply #177 on: January 01, 2009, 01:23:41 PM »

On a related note, I just saw you. You aren't funny at all.
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« Reply #178 on: January 01, 2009, 02:36:09 PM »

I doubt it, us being in different countries and all.
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« Reply #179 on: January 01, 2009, 05:22:09 PM »

On a related note, I just saw Valkyrie. It isn't funny at all.
Well, what did you expect? It stars Tom Cruise.
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