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« Reply #180 on: November 06, 2008, 03:37:09 PM »

The bricks disappear, leaving an open doorway.
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« Reply #181 on: November 06, 2008, 03:38:33 PM »

I walk threw the doorway
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« Reply #182 on: November 06, 2008, 03:44:06 PM »

As you go in, you realize that the room you just entered isn't a room at all; it's a wide ope desert, stretching as far as you can see in all directions. The door behind you is still there, but you can't see the other room through it, and there are no walls.
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« Reply #183 on: November 06, 2008, 04:53:33 PM »

(Heh heh, Beetlejuice.)
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« Reply #184 on: November 06, 2008, 05:26:57 PM »

I go back.
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« Reply #185 on: November 06, 2008, 08:22:29 PM »

The world turns upside-pink, but nobody notices.
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« Reply #186 on: November 06, 2008, 08:29:25 PM »

(Heh heh, Beetlejuice.)
Schwa?
I go back.
You go through the door, and find yourself back in the room.

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« Reply #187 on: November 07, 2008, 12:08:44 AM »

I turn the tryangle to point at the door to my left.
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« Reply #188 on: November 07, 2008, 12:12:28 AM »

The bricks in front of the western door disappear.
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« Reply #189 on: November 07, 2008, 12:19:57 AM »

I walk threw.
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« Reply #190 on: November 07, 2008, 12:55:03 AM »

Your hair catches fire, but you don't feel anything.
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« Reply #191 on: November 07, 2008, 06:39:39 AM »

The CLIMATE on the already-existent stairs is too delicate to create more without disrupting the delicate ecosystem; you just can't have that on your conscience.
(Orangey, I think MS Paint Adventures is a bad influence on you.)
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« Reply #192 on: November 08, 2008, 01:37:28 AM »

(Orangey, I think MS Paint Adventures is a bad influence on you.)
I can't hear you, I'm busy fondly regarding crenelation.
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« Reply #193 on: November 08, 2008, 12:40:46 PM »

Ooh, who am I?
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« Reply #194 on: November 08, 2008, 06:43:26 PM »

You appear to be Silfedac.
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« Reply #195 on: November 09, 2008, 05:52:19 PM »

*Looks in mirror*
Damn, he's right.
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« Reply #196 on: January 07, 2009, 04:47:39 PM »

Can we get on with this. Sorry for being gone.
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« Reply #197 on: January 08, 2009, 08:39:06 AM »

Yeah, just say what you're doing.
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« Reply #198 on: January 08, 2009, 12:56:38 PM »

The bricks in front of the western door disappear.

I walk threw.

That was the last thing to happen before I dropped off the face of the earth.
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« Reply #199 on: January 12, 2009, 11:28:04 PM »

You're in another small, square room. This one is only slightly different from the others.

As it is filled with rats.
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« Reply #200 on: January 12, 2009, 11:30:37 PM »

I pick a rat up by the tail.
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« Reply #201 on: January 12, 2009, 11:33:43 PM »

The rat is startled, and swings wildly in an attempt to bite you; it can't but the 7349 others probably can, and look like they intend to.
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« Reply #202 on: January 12, 2009, 11:36:12 PM »

I pet the rat till it becomes my friend as I go back the way I came.
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« Reply #203 on: January 12, 2009, 11:45:22 PM »

The rat is not friendly. It says some very unkind things in Rattese (which you mysteriously understand. Huh.), and continues to try to bite you. The rest of them chase you, but slowly. They appear to be very obese rats.
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« Reply #204 on: January 12, 2009, 11:58:48 PM »

I shrug and toss the rat ove my soulder and just keep walking.
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« Reply #205 on: January 13, 2009, 12:00:12 AM »

There is the wheezing of many fatrats as they chase you.
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« Reply #206 on: January 13, 2009, 12:00:59 AM »

I smile to my self and just keep walking.
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« Reply #207 on: January 13, 2009, 12:02:39 AM »

You walk into the wall. That's, like,  the third time man!
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« Reply #208 on: January 13, 2009, 12:09:07 AM »

I walk threw the door I walked threw just seconds ago.
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