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Yeah, the new movies have less contrived gadgets.
"Wait, Q. You're saying that this ordinary button is also a laser beam, switchblade, soap dispenser, and tactical nuke?"
"And don't forget that it doubles as a breath mint."
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 02:30:02 PM » |
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"Wait, Q, you're saying that this ordinary iPhone also plays music and accesses the internet?"
"It's a watch and a geiger counter."
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« Last Edit: December 13, 2008, 02:40:08 PM by Ziggy Stardust »
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2008, 07:09:18 PM » |
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"Wait Q, you aren't the same person as M?"
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the Scarf
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2008, 07:42:37 PM » |
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"press this button and the pants turn into JAM!!!"
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Pieman
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2008, 07:46:20 PM » |
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"Press this button and those explosives on your vest will go off."
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2008, 07:46:44 PM » |
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"press this button and the pants turn into JAM!!!"
YES! God golly Miss Molly, I do love Eddie Izzard. |
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2008, 07:47:40 PM » |
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YES! Someone got it!!!
*gives MP a cookie for being awesome*
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2008, 07:52:13 PM » |
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I hope it's chocalte chip!
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2008, 08:32:22 PM » |
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Yeah, the new movies have less contrived gadgets.
Fewer contrived gadgets, maybe, but they make up for it by having to beat the bad guy at poker before taking him out. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2008, 08:33:59 PM » |
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That's just good manners.
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Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2008, 08:40:56 PM » |
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That's the British for you.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2008, 08:50:41 PM » |
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Polite to the end. Very similar to Canadians.
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2008, 08:53:45 PM » |
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But the CIA was also at the poker tournament.
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2008, 08:55:25 PM » |
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Yes. And they lost.
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2008, 08:57:49 PM » |
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Which is suspicious in and of itself. They should have had the cards bugged and hidden cameras in or behind all the competitors. [tinfoilhatbiffsmileyrequest]
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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2008, 09:17:55 PM » |
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Have you ever looked inside a Brit's jacket? It often contains 52 decks of cards.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2008, 09:37:09 PM » |
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Each of which actually contains 54 cards.
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Pieman
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2008, 09:40:59 PM » |
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The usual deck, a joker, and an extra ace of spades.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2008, 11:21:28 PM » |
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Because one is never enough.
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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2008, 06:44:31 AM » |
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Because 52 are never enough.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2008, 07:48:17 AM » |
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I meant that one Ace of Spades is never enough.
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Pieman
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« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2008, 07:52:55 AM » |
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52 decks of cards.
52 (normal) decks = 52 aces of spades (normally). |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2008, 07:54:29 AM » |
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52 cards (per deck)=1 Ace of Spades per deck (normally).
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