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« on: December 07, 2008, 11:06:30 PM » |
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*makes a graveyard, pours it everywhere*
Mmmm.....graveyard...
EDIT:
Oh hey look, this is a first post now.
*does the new topic dance*
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« Last Edit: December 08, 2008, 07:08:23 PM by the Scarf »
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2008, 11:07:46 PM » |
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Hmm?
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Orangey
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2008, 11:09:22 PM » |
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*slurring* Oh, look who's here: Mr. I'm too Busy to Come to your Little-League Games. Come here, you!
Why don't you look at me when we make love?!
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2008, 11:11:04 PM » |
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You people forget I'm half-delirious with exhaustion.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2008, 11:12:20 PM » |
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Maybe you should go to sleep.
There are three types of Drunks. I love you, I hate you, and C'mere.
Hmm...that's not nearly as funny in text format.... '~'
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2008, 11:14:25 PM » |
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*Holds onto Scarf*
"Scarf... Scarfy... I-I'm not as think as you drunk I am..."
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Orangey
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2008, 11:14:50 PM » |
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You c'mere.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2008, 11:16:06 PM » |
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I- I wanna tell you- are you listening? are you? 'cause I waana tell you, that I-I respect you.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Orangey
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2008, 11:17:48 PM » |
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What are we doin' out here... It's rude to the... to the... to the other people.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2008, 11:19:36 PM » |
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Must we make small talk everytime we pass?
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2008, 11:20:05 PM » |
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I'm the type of person that gets drunk by osmosis. This happens every time we have a gathering and alcohol is served. It doesn't matter that I'm not drinking, if others are, and are getting drunk, then I start talking more loudly, forget simple words for objects or food (cranberry sauce, for instance,) laughing a lot, and generally making a fool of myself.
Then I get all quiet and withdrawn, and retreat to my room or the computer whilst I mellow out. I'm sure it would be interesting to watch were everyone else not more drunk and entertaining.
Anyways, by that logic, I should be getting drunk due to you guys just about....now.
*grins*
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2008, 11:23:05 PM » |
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My sis and her friends once got drunk off of apple juice simply because they were drinking out of wine glasses.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2008, 11:26:27 PM » |
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It happens. One of the reasons it's so easy to get drunk by osmosis is because of the glass that I drink cider out of. XD
Woah, weird thought: What if they made non-alcoholic alcohol?
My brain doesn't always make sense... o_o;
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Torg
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2008, 11:27:08 PM » |
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My dad once served me and my siblings lemonade that had been in the refrigerator. My sister complained about the taste, and Dad, upon taking a sip, quickly retrieved the margaritas.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2008, 11:30:17 PM » |
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Accidentally serving your children alcohol, FTW. XD
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« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2008, 07:05:42 AM » |
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My dad gave me a bit of wine once, when I was six. It tasted awful, and I ran to the sink to spit it out.
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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2008, 07:33:01 AM » |
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I got totally wasted twice this weekend and didn't spend a penny.
(Drunk by osmosis you say?
I get drunk by beer, much easier.)
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Silfedac
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« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2008, 04:12:03 PM » |
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I just stay like that all the time.
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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2008, 06:12:00 PM » |
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I get wasted off dairy products. Friggen 10 things of chocolate milk from the lunchroom will do that to ya.
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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2008, 06:16:48 PM » |
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My dad gave me a bit of wine once, when I was six. It tasted awful, and I ran to the sink to spit it out.
my dad lets me drink sometimes... because he thinks it will cure my autism... (insert random retard joke here) |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2008, 07:10:16 PM » |
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I get wasted off dairy products. Friggen 10 things of chocolate milk from the lunchroom will do that to ya.
So every time I give you my chocolate milk, I'm feeding an addiction? Creeper, I'm sorry....I...I didn't know... |
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« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2008, 07:48:20 PM » |
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my dad lets me drink sometimes... because he thinks it will cure my autism...
More evidence that it's genetic. Alcohol is one of the worst things possible for brain development (prior to 21, when puberty is over). Your dad has no idea how the brain works, and is doing more harm than good (assuming your account is accurate). |
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« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2008, 07:54:44 PM » |
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Yeah, he's in my school and I think in my grade, though I'm not really sure. Alcohol isn't going to help at ALL. It'll probably just give you more problems.
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« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2008, 09:21:11 PM » |
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Whenever I make drunk jokes, my dad warns me to be wary of alcohol because my family has a history of alcoholics and strokes and whatnot.
He's a cool dad though, he makes a point of telling me and my siblings that, when we grow up, if we decide to smoke marijuana or do any illegal drugs we have to grow our own rather than fuel an industry that has gotten innocent people killed.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2008, 11:56:46 PM » |
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And that way, you'll have no one to rat out but yourself.
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« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2008, 03:36:17 PM » |
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So every time I give you my chocolate milk, I'm feeding an addiction?
Creeper, I'm sorry....I...I didn't know...
It's...it's just so hard to stop! I know its wrong to keep on like this, but its so good... (wow, that entire sentence was completely suggestive.) |
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« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2008, 03:56:31 PM » |
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No, it's our fault. We are enablers. Every time we give you our milk, we are only making the problem worse.
You will not be getting any chocolate milk from me in the future.
....it helps that I don't really get school lunch all that often. I'm more likely to go to QFC with Jack, and then I just steal sips from whatever he gets.
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« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2008, 04:01:54 PM » |
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QFC?
Quiescently Frozen Chicken?
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"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2008, 04:09:37 PM » |
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Not fair. We have a closed campus lunch.
Of course, that's because there's no restaurants near our school.
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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2008, 04:24:27 PM » |
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I'm not really sure what QFC stands for, I just know that they have a day-old bakery that often has good food.
We've got McDonalds, Burger King, Cafe Uno, The Blind Onion, Quiznos, and a Starbucks all within walking distance. There is also several other little cafes and stuff that I don't know the name of, and the library. Also, a few restaurants that nobody goes to for lunch because that would take too long.
Yeah, we're cool like that.
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