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« Reply #60 on: December 13, 2008, 08:39:00 PM » |
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1: You hurt yourself.
In your attempts to capture Torg, your incompetence leads to you handcuffing yourself, beating yourself like a Los Angeles black man, and tazing yourself.
*Wishes the corruption wasn't so racist*
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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« Reply #61 on: December 13, 2008, 08:41:42 PM » |
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3: Halfway.
You change the level of racism, but not in the right direction.
*Writes the song "Cemetery Greats"*
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2008, 12:21:34 PM » |
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6- over the top.
You find yourself to be writing such an awesome song that you scribble faster and faster. Your note staff blurs and your notes wind up all the way off the page. Your music is indecipherable.
*bumps the thread*
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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« Reply #63 on: December 30, 2008, 12:31:29 PM » |
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3- you only manage to bump it half-way up the thread
*looks for non-virtual die*
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While this is true, pointing it out makes you a douche; pointing it out and failing to also point out that he used "form" instead of "forum" makes you a douche-wibbler.
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« Reply #64 on: December 30, 2008, 01:30:09 PM » |
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5 - You do it perfectly.
That is to say, non-virtually die.
*Says something witty*
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #65 on: December 30, 2008, 07:21:42 PM » |
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1- You hurt yourself.
Your comment is comment is so hilarious that you fall over laughing onto a large bear trap that happens to be nearby. The fact that you have a bear trap nearby is improbable but inescapable. You die of blood loss.
*Ascends into godhood*
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« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2008, 12:59:25 AM » |
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6- You Ascend into Godhood, but do so in such a way that everyone around you has been smited.
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« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2008, 01:11:35 AM » |
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You completely and utterly fail due to your lack of action. You die of exposure.
*Calls into existence a bowl of petunias*
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« Reply #68 on: December 31, 2008, 07:18:46 AM » |
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2 - Nothing happens.
You call it, but it does not reply.
Interestingly, totally unrelated to you action, a very surprised-looking sperm whale falls on your head.
*Referencizes*
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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« Reply #69 on: December 31, 2008, 01:01:29 PM » |
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3- You get the job half done.
You make a passing reference to Douglas Adam's masterpiece Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but it is so vague that it could be to any of several other series less awesome than the aforementioned.
*Jumps from the roof of an office building*
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« Reply #70 on: December 31, 2008, 01:05:28 PM » |
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6- Overdone
You jump from the roof of an office building into orbit.
*Retrieves Ziggy from orbit*
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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« Reply #71 on: December 31, 2008, 01:09:38 PM » |
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5- Perfect!
You manage to get me safely to the ground before I die of asphyxiation. However, I slap you because you graped me whilst re-entering the atmosphere.
*Smacks Torg*
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« Reply #72 on: December 31, 2008, 01:22:14 PM » |
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3- you smack him, sort of, it kinda hurts you more than him.
*follows the white rabbit*
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« Reply #73 on: December 31, 2008, 02:46:58 PM » |
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5-Perfect
You follow the white rabbit. He doesn't really do anything interesting, and you get your head stuck in his rabbit hole, so you're forced to watch him make new rabbits. What did you expect, Wonderland?
*Is vewy, vewy quiet*
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« Reply #74 on: December 31, 2008, 05:29:17 PM » |
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4: You get the job done.
You are now a mime. Way to go, Grot.
*Seethes with hatred towards mimes everywhere*
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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« Reply #75 on: December 31, 2008, 08:47:45 PM » |
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2- Nothing happens.
As you glare in an attempt to seethe, passersby ask you repeatedly if you have misplaced your glasses. Some even offer to help you find them. You become more and more humiliated and wind up behind a 7-11 talking to yourself.
*Sits behind a 7-11 and talks to self*
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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« Reply #76 on: December 31, 2008, 08:51:06 PM » |
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4. you get the job done. now all your friends think you are crazy, but hey, the other crazy homless will probably be your "friend"  *draws a picture of poltaap* |
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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