Roll to Dodge- chaotic's "borrowed" forum game.

[chaoticag]

I mentioned back in the getting to know you thread that I wa planning to set up a game; well, here it is.

To start, the basic rules:

first step: Post an action.

-This can be anything thing from standing up, to trancending into godhood. In short, you can do attempt to do anything, but failure can be more horrible on the more extreme actions.

-You cannot use things you do not own, you will just look silly.

Second step: I roll a six sided die

Every action gets one roll; if someone tries to hit you you roll to dodge, failing that you get a roll for damage avoidence.

What the rolls mean:

1. You hurt yourself
2. Nothing happens
3.you get the job half done
4. you get the job done.
5. Perfect.
6. Too much power, this will be over the top stuff.

Before I think up a senario, I want to know who is interested.
We do not need a fantasy or sci-fi setting; I might just mesh things together.

[Ziggy Stardust]

OK. Ummm...
*Devours piece of cake* 

[Torg]

*Steals cake*
(I will attempt this regardless of whether or not Ziggy successfully eats the cake. If she does succeed, a stomach pump will be involved.)

[Ziggy Stardust]

(Oo.  )

[Axe Shredder]

*Puts Torg in a Spandex suit.*

[Silfedac]

*Ascends to godhood*

[Torg]

*Seeks out someone else to roll the dice*

[chaoticag]

I'll get to it, don't worry too much, but it is 3:40 am here... give me a few more hours.

[the Scarf]

(*decides to do it* I'm using the automatic dice roller here.)
(Rolls 5d6)

1,2,3,1,5

Ziggles, 1- You hurt yourself
Torg, 2- Nothing Happens
Manson, 3- you get the job half done (XD)
Silf, 1- You hurt yourself
Torg, 5- Perfect.

[Torg]

I'm disappointed that I didn't roll a 1 or 2. That would have led to a paradox.

[Axe Shredder]

Haha, which half?

[Torg]

I'm going to say that you succeed in getting me into the Spandex, but I still have my clothes on underneath.

[the Scarf]

Haha, which half?

*shrugs*

He never said who'd be writing the results...

Maybe we could turn this into a game like the corrupt a wish thing. No actual premise, you just roll for the person above you and then write what happens.

[Torg]

6
You overdo it; now everyone has to roll for all previous posts.

[the Scarf]

Hee!
It works!

Now you just need to post your action, and it could be continued!

*pokes Torg*

[Torg]

3
You get the job half done. You try to poke me, but you forget to extend your finger. You end up punching me instead.

*Flees*

[Axe Shredder]

2

You start running and fall off.

*Wanders off, lighter in hand.*

[the Scarf]

3.
You wander off, leaving the lighter behind you.

*plays Bass guitar*

[Torg]

5
Perfect.
...
...
*Tries to figure out how 4 and 5 can be made interesting*

[the Scarf]

6.
The brilliance of your idea causes you to pass out, and when you come to you tell us, but none of us are able to achieve the level of awesomeness that you had planned.

*gets lost in thought*

[Axe Shredder]

4

You have a wonderful thought and spend much of your life trying to recreate it.

*Watches Mock the Week.*

[Ziggy Stardust]

1- You hurt yourself.
You watch your show for so long that your eyes bleed and you double up in the hilarity of it all, your brain successfully liquidated from staring at the television.
*Wonders how this thread got to be a cross between <action> and Corruption threads*

[Torg]

5
Perfect
You now fully understand the evolution of this thread. You feel really dumb when you think about how you were once baffled by such simple occurrences.

*Throws cheese wedges at the nearest cat*

[Ziggy Stardust]

2- nothing happens.
You find that you are unable to move your arm. All cats in your proximity escape and you try desperately to eat the wedges, but you are unable to do so and burst out in tears of frustration.
*Leaves to do laundry*

[Torg]

1
You hurt yourself.
After putting all the clothes in and starting the washing machine, you have a moment of complete stupidity. In that moment, you open the machine and climb in. By the time the rinse cycle finishes, you are the cleanest corpse known to forensics.

*Hastily edits post so as to continue the game uninterrupted*

[Ziggy Stardust]

5-Perfect.
You edit said post and are overwhelmed with a feeling of accomplishment. In an encore, you go on to prove that black is white and are stampeded by a herd of black palominos that you simply didn't notice before.

*Eats French Bread*

[Torg]

6: Overdone
In your haste to eat the French Bread, you forget to chew, bite, or even cut/tear off pieces. You have a whole loaf of French Bread lodged in your throat, and you POSTHUMOUS WORLD RECORD.

*Sleeps*

[Ziggy Stardust]

3. You fail.
You never sleep again due to your constant vigilance over the Bifforum's past, present and future posts.

'Doesn't mess with Major Tom' [30 Battle Pastries for reference  ]

[chaoticag]

No no, on a three he falls half asleep.

And since you posted no action, you get no roll. 

*looks for a blade*

[Pieman]

6 - overdone.

It's so overly easy for you to look at a blade, because it's in your eye.

*Wishes the following wasn't so creepy*

In that moment, you open the machine and climb in.

OMFG. At break today, me and my friends were calling 118118 and asking stupid questions. I asked 'How many people, on average, can you fit inside a washing machine?' The answer was none, but the text rambled on saying you can fit about 5kg of load in.

So yeah, that's impossible.