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« on: November 19, 2008, 07:51:59 PM » |
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As the future Prophet of Toastersnake, only I am allowed to declare people to be witches and heretics.
If I ever get around to that, Scarf's going first. "Snaketoaster" is unforgivable.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2008, 08:09:32 PM » |
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Ah, but I am the original prophet of the Toastersnake. It holds a special place for me where I get to eat toast and hang out with Biffnit all day.  |
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Torg
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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2008, 08:28:19 PM » |
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I don't care what you did for Toastersnake.
Snaketoaster is unforgivable!
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2008, 08:51:45 PM » |
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*faints clean away*
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2008, 09:36:56 PM » |
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May I be a witch? I love the wardrobe required, and besides, I get to have a cat and fly on broomsticks.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Torg
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2008, 09:39:24 PM » |
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How much do you weigh when compared with a duck?
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2008, 09:43:50 PM » |
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How much do you weigh when compared with a duck?
*Smacks Torg on nose with newspaper* No! Bad Texan! I direct your attention here. |
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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the Scarf
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2008, 09:46:32 PM » |
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That....
That got a genuine laugh, coupled with a 'YES!' from me.
Promote surreal humor!
Hmm...reminds me of a lightbulb joke...
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Yarn.
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2008, 09:56:36 PM » |
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Ack! Newspaper! My one weakness!
*Hides behind cheese square*
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 05:30:03 AM » |
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As the future Prophet of Toastersnake, only I am allowed to declare people to be witches and heretics.
If I ever get around to that, Scarf's going first. "Snaketoaster" is unforgivable.
*goes to prepair the torture chamber* |
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Azathoth'ai llll c-ebumna! fm'latgh gof'nn shugg-oth!
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the Scarf
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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2008, 09:59:55 AM » |
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~Ooh! Do I get the COMFY CHAIR?
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Ss4gogeta0
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God i look good
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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2008, 10:17:12 AM » |
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How much do you weigh when compared with a duck?
lol nice monty python joke... anyway where was i? oh yea letsBURNTHE |
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"So turn off the lights, pass the rum and excedrin, whats needed in this life is a gun full of medicine"
*click to see my game*
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Silfedac
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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2008, 04:39:56 PM » |
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*Smacks Torg on nose with newspaper* No! Bad Texan! I direct your attention here. Finally seeing the merits of xkcd, Orangey? |
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2008, 04:56:29 PM » |
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What are you talking about, silfie? He's always seen the merits of xkcd!
Just because he links pictures for sad children more often....
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Silfedac
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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2008, 04:57:51 PM » |
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Nah, Orangey doesn't really like xkcd too much.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Orangey
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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2008, 05:12:16 PM » |
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Nah, Orangey doesn't really like xkcd too much.
It's true, I don't. Most if it lacks merit, but the occasional strip will tickle me or make me say "yeah". My favorite was binary sudoku. |
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2008, 05:15:48 PM » |
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I prefer it to dinosaur.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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Silfedac
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2008, 06:04:31 PM » |
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Yes! A kindred spirit!
*Kindred spirit fist-bump*
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2008, 06:08:40 PM » |
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"'Spect!"
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2008, 06:09:41 PM » |
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"And some for you!"
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2008, 06:43:01 PM » |
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I agree as well, actually... *fist bump* *twice 'cause we're white*  |
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Silfedac
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2008, 06:45:08 PM » |
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*Explode*
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2008, 07:59:40 AM » |
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*Explodes messily*
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2008, 09:24:54 AM » |
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*duct-tapes bits back together to make a Silfziggles tape-monster*
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Ss4gogeta0
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« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2008, 01:47:57 PM » |
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*duct-tapes bits back together to make a Silfziggles tape-monster*
*watches in horror as the monster has no clothes on* good god have you no shame |
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"So turn off the lights, pass the rum and excedrin, whats needed in this life is a gun full of medicine"
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Silfedac
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« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2008, 03:28:10 PM » |
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True. Your point?
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2008, 04:52:37 PM » |
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Well this is... interesting...
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Pieman
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« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2008, 05:20:30 PM » |
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Well, considering 'shame' is often used to mean genitals...
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Axe Shredder
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« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2008, 05:22:50 PM » |
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You might feel shame regarding your genitals but I sure as hell don't.
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Pieman
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« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2008, 05:38:48 PM » |
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I was on about the good god have you no shame
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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