Suicy

[Pieman]

I can't believe you don't get IRN-BRU in Hamerica.

[Axe Shredder]

I can't believe you don't get IRN-BRU in Hamerica.

They don't get the luminous Orangey stuff?

 

[Pieman]

Made from girders.

Or Scotsmen's blood.

[Axe Shredder]

Just 'cause their hair is Orangey it doesn't mean their blood is.

[Pieman]

I know, but it is anyway.

I've checked.

[Poltaap]

I can't believe you don't get IRN-BRU in Hamerica.

not here in sweden either*cries emo tears and cuts wrist whit chainsaw*

[Ziggy Stardust]

Impossible to cut your wrists with a chainsaw unless it was very small- they are most of them too heavy to hold in one hand. Plus, you wouldn't really be cutting your wrists; you'd be hacking off your hands.

[Orangey]

No, you just turn it on, set it down, and press your wrists against it.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Is it really as dramatic as it seems, then? Seems a little anti-climactic- if I were to kill myself, I'd want to go out with the metaphorical 'bang'.

[Ziggy Stardust]

...in fact I dwell upon it fairly often, so I must assume that I am not entirely mentally sound.

[Pieman]

I'd go for slow and painful over quick and painless any day.

Not that I'm a masochist or anything, I just dislike the Idea of death.

[Torg]

I'd be fine with any death that doesn't involve burning, stomach wounds or inhaling chlorine.
Mostly inhaling chlorine. That is, from what I've read, a really crappy way to die.

[goldielocks]

Torg, you forgot about being eaten alive.

[Torg]

I'd twist so that my brain would be one of the first parts broken. No pain after that.

[goldielocks]

What if the cannibals wouldn't let you move?

[Torg]

I'd instruct them on how best to serve man. Hopefully I'd die during the cooking.

[Ziggy Stardust]

From what I hear, one of the worst ways to die is to overdose on Tylenol; it takes half a day and three very agonising hours for your kidneys to finally fail, and by then most people have changed their minds about killing themselves.

[goldielocks]

Smoking is a slower way.

[Torg]

And that's why schools shouldn't try so hard to convince kids that drugs are bad. A knife through the brain is much more efficient and far less painful, but noooooooooooo. Kids these days have to commit suicide all fancy-like with their drug overdoses and their wrist slitting. People that commit suicide like that only prove that they couldn't do anything right. Really, why do people kill themselves with medicine? Do they not have knives? Or, for that matter, any gardening tools or readily-broken mirrors? No buildings to jump off of? Or, for those who slit their wrists, is a vital organ really that hard to hit? Is there some reason that they want to bleed to death?

And this is why I will never be allowed on a suicide hotline. I'd just give the caller step-by-step instructions.

[Orangey]

The nice thing about doing it with medicine is that it often turns you off before killing you, preventing even the momentary pain that comes with gunshots and buildings. Of course, if you use the wrong drugs...

But yeah, chlorine is nasty; a combination of acid and suffocation.

[the Scarf]

I can believe it. But I like you, kid. You've got moxy

This reminds me of a one act I tried out for once...'the spot'
It was a good show...I didn't get in, though...

Death...I'd probably throw myself in front of the max if I was going to kill myself...It seems like the simplest method that wouldn't give too much time for contemplation.
Actually, I've often thought of intentionally getting hit by something, not to commit suicide, but to injure myself enough to land me in the hospital. Usually this goes through my head when I'm stressed about homework, and think 'hey, what if...'
Surprisingly, this happened a lot last year. Whenever I was on a busy road with my bike, I'd consciously look for large vehicles to ride in front of, but never follow through.

[goldielocks]

And that's why schools shouldn't try so hard to convince kids that drugs are bad. A knife through the brain is much more efficient and far less painful, but noooooooooooo. Kids these days have to commit suicide all fancy-like with their drug overdoses and their wrist slitting. People that commit suicide like that only prove that they couldn't do anything right. Really, why do people kill themselves with medicine? Do they not have knives? Or, for that matter, any gardening tools or readily-broken mirrors? No buildings to jump off of? Or, for those who slit their wrists, is a vital organ really that hard to hit? Is there some reason that they want to bleed to death?

And this is why I will never be allowed on a suicide hotline. I'd just give the caller step-by-step instructions.

They want to be melodramatic Torg. Plus they can't think of anything more creative than what characters on tv do.

[Ziggy Stardust]

I know I shouldn't contemplate these sort of things, but I do- it's sometimes whether it would hurt if I, say, threw myself in front of a bus. And I contemplate the merits of some form of suicide over others.
But mostly it's about who would miss me when I'm dead-whether anyone would cry at my funeral, that sort of thing.
I'm far too sensible to kill myself, however, and the fact that I will probably never follow through depresses me even more than I was. And I'm sort of afraid I'll come up with the answer- if I hit upon the right method, who knows what'll happen?

[Torg]

And I'm sort of afraid I'll come up with the answer- if I hit upon the right method, who knows what'll happen?

Cryogenic freezing seems to be the favored suicide method for the obscenely rich.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Being dirt-poor as I am, I'd probably shoot myself.

[the Scarf]

Max train, already discussed!
This is why books like 'death of an ordinary man' exist. How do people react when others near them die? What short and long term effects will there be of others deaths? Will others die as a result?
Psycology. WOo.

Gotta go eat dinner now, otherwise this post would be really freakishly long.

[Chris Hallbeck]

I remember being young and thinking that talking about different suicides was interesting. Then you get older and people around you actually do it. It kind of loses its shine at that point.

[the Scarf]

Yeah, that's one of the things I was going to mention in the last post. The effect it has on other people...
those who are really depressed often think that nobody will notice if they're gone, or that nobody will care, but that's never how it is. Death effects (affects?) people in ways that you can't forsee. You don't know what someone else would do if you died. Sure, you could guess, but you don't know how it will really change how they see things, and how they act around other people, and how they react to other situations.

Again, Woo, psychology.

[Torg]

Death effects (affects?) people in ways that you can't foresee.

Affects.

[Silfedac]

Unless your death is a totally kick-ass explosion.