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« Reply #60 on: October 26, 2008, 06:45:49 PM »

That's very sucky indeed; in Texas there's no money to be made from recycling, a-cuz we dont give a cur about anythin essept eatin burriters in our red pick-em-up trucks.
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« Reply #61 on: October 26, 2008, 06:51:05 PM »

I'd be more offended if I hadn't heard all of those colloquialisms from real people who were being serious.
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« Reply #62 on: October 26, 2008, 06:51:23 PM »

In Ohio, you have to pay to recycle. Take that, environment!
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« Reply #63 on: October 26, 2008, 07:22:00 PM »

In Ohio, you have to pay to recycle. Take that, environment!
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« Reply #64 on: October 26, 2008, 08:22:05 PM »

We do free recycling every second week I believe.
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« Reply #65 on: October 27, 2008, 03:20:22 PM »

I like the way the japanese do recycling, it's like obsessive cleaning. "Oh no! The island is overcome with trash!" (<-this is what I imagine them saying.)
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« Reply #66 on: October 27, 2008, 05:01:10 PM »

When you buy any product that is stored in a soda-can or glass or plastic bottle, the price is raised by 5x(number of cans/bottles) cents; when you return them, you get that much money back.
It's the same thing here in Massachusetts (or Massatwosetts if you're Obama)
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« Reply #67 on: October 27, 2008, 08:11:00 PM »

Hey, he has a problem! Don't make fun of it!
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« Reply #68 on: October 27, 2008, 08:15:23 PM »

We make fun of everyone.
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