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« on: October 22, 2008, 07:46:31 PM »

What does this have to do with the comic?

About that, I wander what happened to his eyes? Maybe Biff doesn't have eyes, just scwiggles.
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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2008, 08:56:11 PM »

Hey! June's back!

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Also, Biff totally has eyes. They're just like squinty Asian eyes with massive eyebrows.
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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2008, 09:07:32 PM »

Also, putting lotion on your hands before eating any finger food is gross  Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2008, 09:11:04 PM »

I think that's why he posted that.
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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2008, 09:14:48 PM »

Maybe he likes bad tasting food. Did you ever think of that? Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2008, 09:17:07 PM »

But would you eat lotion?
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« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2008, 09:18:28 PM »

Actually i ate some edible lotion once, twas yummy.
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« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2008, 09:28:34 PM »

Whell, yeah, EDIBLE lotion is a different case.
Regular lotion is really bitter.
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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2008, 02:34:33 AM »

My brother has a story about eating lotion. Apparently, it smelled really good, so he turned around and asked the girl behind him if he could try some of her lotion. She gav him some, and was utterly stunned when he ate it and then announced that it was really gross.

My brother is weird.
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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2008, 09:35:25 AM »

Uh...yeah. He is.

Though, don't you ever get really strange urges to eat things that just are NOT edible? Like Asphalt. Or Fences. Or car doors....
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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2008, 10:42:07 AM »

Uh...yeah. He is.

Though, don't you ever get really strange urges to eat things that just are NOT edible? Like Asphalt. Or Fences. Or car doors....
Notebooks. When I was little, I'd go ahead and do it, too.
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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2008, 10:43:10 AM »

Notebooks. When I was little, I'd go ahead and do it, too.

I wish I could be as weird as you.

I've never eaten anything weirder than my own cooking.
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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2008, 10:47:19 AM »

Knowing you, that's plenty weird enough.

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« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2008, 10:49:04 AM »

It's true, though it does usually turn out at least not fatal.
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« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2008, 11:02:25 AM »

drank a small amount of alcohol-based food coloring today  Grin my mouth was green for about 30 mins and my tongue 1h  Wink
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« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2008, 11:03:34 AM »

Thats not good for you. Embarrassed
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« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2008, 11:05:32 AM »

it was about 1-15 drops, and it was only food coloring xD
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« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2008, 11:09:16 AM »

Still, didn't it make you sick?
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« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2008, 11:10:57 AM »

nope, the only thing it gave me was a green smile for a while  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2008, 11:12:34 AM »

Notebooks. When I was little, I'd go ahead and do it, too.
What are you talking about, Drakey? Eating paper isn't remotely weird!

Food coloring shouldn't make you sick...its for FOOD.
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« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2008, 11:13:54 AM »

Ya but on its own is a different story.
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« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2008, 11:14:30 AM »

*headdesk*
if it made you sick , how in hells name can you have it in food? xD
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« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2008, 03:00:57 PM »

Notebooks. When I was little, I'd go ahead and do it, too.
Yeah, I used to do the same thing. Bleach and fiber for the win.
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if it made you sick , how in hells name can you have it in food? xD
Mostly just because it tastes bad on its own; besides, the stuff we have here isn't alcohol-based, usually.
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« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2008, 04:08:00 PM »

well, it was just food coloring whit alcohol put in afterwards for makeing the drying time shorter
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« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2008, 06:09:17 PM »

I chew on pens and pencils, but that's pretty normal.
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« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2008, 07:24:18 PM »

Notebooks. When I was little, I'd go ahead and do it, too.
Paper is perfectly edible.
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« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2008, 07:25:49 PM »

I like the flavor of most wood. And bamboo. I like bamboo.
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« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2008, 07:27:37 PM »

Yum bamboo is good.
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« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2008, 07:29:23 PM »

I like the flavor of most wood.

I'm going to take that in a sexual way.
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« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2008, 07:30:33 PM »

I hope your wrong.  Shocked
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