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Pixel Pincher
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« on: November 09, 2008, 08:39:37 PM » |
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Ok this thread is really easy. We all nkow how to make a Chuck Nurris joke, Fat jokes and even Your Mom jokes. Here we do the same thing only we use biff instead. I think this could be really funny or just fail.
I'll start...
Biff is so smart, he had a stairing contest with a mirror.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2008, 08:55:10 PM » |
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I'm not very good at this, but...
Biff can divide by 0.
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SpriteMeister
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2008, 10:26:25 PM » |
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I decree all Chuck Norris based jokes use Toastersnake rather than Biff.
Toastersnake does all its own camera work.
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Torg
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 10:37:32 PM » |
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Toastersnake does all its own camera work.
Which would consist of one picture with a caption...? (Well, technically we don't know that the toaster Biff forgot to feed wasn't ToasterSnake, but it acted more like a ToasterDog.) |
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2008, 12:37:50 AM » |
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But we are assured that this one is. |
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Torg
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2008, 12:41:39 AM » |
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This is true, but He isn't actually in that picture.
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Pieman
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2008, 01:47:10 AM » |
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Are we allowed can of worms worthy jokes?
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Silfedac
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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2008, 04:15:36 PM » |
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Only in The Can.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2008, 01:23:20 PM » |
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I guess that would depend on how raunchy they were. Sex jokes on the whole should be fine though, right? The Can is more for talking about sex and our bodies then joking about them.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2008, 05:48:10 PM » |
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Yeah, sex jokes are fine...here's a non-sex thingie though...
Chuck Norris may have counted to infinity twice, but Toastersnake is the one that made him do it.....
...and then got there first.
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2008, 12:43:54 PM » |
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Toastersnake.
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Pieman
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2008, 04:23:51 PM » |
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Biff can do push ups with his eyebrows.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
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the Scarf
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2008, 10:38:18 PM » |
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He probably can, actually....
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Silfedac
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2008, 11:00:00 PM » |
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I have a theory that Biff's "eyebrows" are actually symbiotes that grant him mad inventing prowess in addition to crazy healing powahs.
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We're talking about CROTCH BEARDS.
I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2008, 11:06:33 PM » |
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Biff's eyebrows stick straight out for fear of him.
I'm really bad at these.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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the Scarf
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« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2008, 11:17:01 PM » |
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The reason you never see anyone else in Biff comics is because they've all run in fear of his eyebrows.
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Pieman
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« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2008, 07:22:11 AM » |
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Either that, or they all have common sense.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2008, 01:08:30 PM » |
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Maybe they just don't like invisible green cars.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
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Orangey
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« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2008, 01:12:17 PM » |
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Biff once invented something the day before he invented it.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
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Pieman
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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2008, 01:13:21 PM » |
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Biff killed his younger self and lived to tell the tale.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2008, 01:23:08 PM » |
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Biff beat Data at a math test.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
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Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
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Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
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Pieman
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« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2008, 01:25:35 PM » |
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Biff beat himself at a maths test.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2008, 01:27:02 PM » |
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And gets 100% every time.
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Orangey
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« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2008, 01:28:10 PM » |
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The only reason the gravity is unpredictable is because Biff has other things to think about.
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"Now prop your lazy bones on those getaway sticks and shake a leg, mister! Everyone get in the flivver or this trip's for biscuits, see?"
-Hysterical Dame, MSPaint Adventures
"I'm fed up with this orgasm!"
-Stan, American Dad
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juneloveslotr
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« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2008, 01:31:38 PM » |
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Biff is separate from membrane theory (the next generation of string theory)
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
925 Battle Pastries left
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Pieman
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« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2008, 02:36:13 PM » |
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Biff's voice cures cancer.
Shame he doesn't speak.
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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Ss4gogeta0
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« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2008, 05:50:46 PM » |
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biff doesnt buy hurricane insurance.... hurricanes buy biff insurance
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"So turn off the lights, pass the rum and excedrin, whats needed in this life is a gun full of medicine"
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the Scarf
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« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2008, 08:28:03 PM » |
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Biff's voice cures cancer.
Shame he doesn't speak.
This one made me giggle. It's probably true, too. |
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Ziggy Stardust
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« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2008, 10:22:36 PM » |
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Ask not why the bell tolls; it tolls because it is Biff's will.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being ridiculous on the internet, so I put memes in your thread so you can lol while you lol. Your mum was a Tyrannosaur. |
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Drakey
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« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2008, 12:03:45 PM » |
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Your Biff is so fat....
no.
Toastersnake doesn't collect things. Important things simply gather around their rightful lord and master.
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Wow. I am so full of bull.  Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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