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« on: November 08, 2008, 08:04:44 AM »

Ok, this one is easy. I thought that Christmas is coming up that this would be a good idea for a thread. Most of us cant give gifts to each other because of were we live. Or for others it's a money problem. Dosen't matter witch, This thread will let you post what you would give to someone for say thier birthday, or Christmas, or if you just plain what to give them a present.

Please gifts only onr gift relevant topics. And keep it PG-13 please. I'm talking to Drakey and Orangey.

I'll start off this thing. Scarf. For Christmas I give you a set of ear muffs because you already have the scarf.
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2008, 11:50:44 AM »

I'll give you all the greatest gift there is: A child's laughter.
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2008, 12:50:19 PM »

I would give to Silfedac a picture of David Bowie so that he could imagine Bowie when thinking of me.
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2008, 12:53:34 PM »

Dawwwww. How sweet.
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Lint, change, and hands.
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2008, 12:55:45 PM »

Oh, thanks for the restriction, Pixel jerk.

I would give Orangey a... toy... of.... unspecified nature.

In all seriousness:

Chris--paint set
Scarf--that old sewing machine that resides in my parents' basement.
Manson--plane ticket to wherever he wants to go.
Orangey--Truth be told? Probably a book of some kind, maybe several books.
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2008, 04:08:53 PM »

ya, books for Orangy.
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2008, 04:10:52 PM »

But what for me?
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2008, 04:14:02 PM »

But what for me?
Porn.

Ummmm.. i mean.... uhhh....

Yeah, porn.
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2008, 04:19:01 PM »

I'm okay with that.
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2008, 04:22:15 PM »

And of course, Torg gets a tank.
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2008, 04:29:08 PM »

and what would you give me?  Wink

I would probably give you all a box of home made candy
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2008, 04:31:29 PM »

and what would you give me?  Wink

I would probably give you all a box of home made candy
Awww, thanks. I'll treasure it forever after I figure out if it's poisoned or not.

I'd give you... hmmm... tough one....

something horror-related. Possibly an old horror film collection.
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2008, 04:59:42 PM »

I would, not being very good at gifts, make you all 24 cookies. I'm told my chocolate-chip or oatmeal-raisin cookies are very good I need to stop replying to posts with just a single word.
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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2008, 05:11:19 PM »

I would, not being very good at gifts, make you all 24 cookies. I'm told my chocolate-chip or oatmeal-raisin cookies are very good I need to stop replying to posts with just a single word.
E: Oo! And Battle Pastries, too!
YAY! COOOOOKIES!
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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2008, 05:42:08 PM »

and what would you give me?  Wink

The number of a good Psychoanalyst.
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« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2008, 05:43:17 PM »

The number of a good Psychoanalyst.
I think its to late for that  Wink
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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2008, 06:17:15 PM »

To Drakey I give an iGasm.

And Scarf.

And everyone else for that matter.
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« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2008, 08:22:19 PM »

Why, thank you.  Wink
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« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2008, 07:45:05 AM »

Umm... thanks?
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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2008, 08:12:43 AM »

Manson--plane ticket to wherever he wants to go.

Woo!

That rocks!

Drake- Nude Clark Gable picture.
Scarf- see above.
Orangey- Hmmm... spandex? I think he would enjoy that.
Torg- Plane tickets to Holland.
Ziggles- Vodka
Goldie- Same as Drakey.
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« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2008, 08:29:30 AM »

Manson for that I give a Bass Guitar that will allow you to play Free Brid even thought you don't know how to pla it.
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« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2008, 12:32:59 PM »

Vodka!  Cheesy
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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2008, 01:35:46 PM »

Chris: a thing
Silfedac: beefsteak
Orange: Oxford's latest dictionary
Drakey: another thing
Scarf: I'd probably forget you, though I think Manson's got the right idea
Spartan: we hardly talk anymore. It's like you're not even there.
I'll give you all the greatest gift there is: A child's laughter.
I can top that. Everyone knows the true joy of Christmas is that which comes from giving; I'd take one for the team and let everyone here give me a gift.
And of course, Torg gets a tank.
I love you.
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« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2008, 02:01:32 PM »

It's like he doesn't know I exist! *sobs*
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« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2008, 03:13:31 PM »

OH, dang I have no idea what I'd get any of you...Ummm...Orangey would get books, but I'd have to find out which ones you don't already have.
Maybe just a gift card to powells...

Ziggy, and everyone else, actually, would get a plate of cookies, and a box of chocolates from see's.

I'm really terrible at coming up with gifts. Usually I just find them while I'm shopping, unless I'm particularly inspired. When I AM inspired though, it's usually a good gift. My friend is STILL thanking me for 'rise of the ogre' book I got her for her birthday last year. Every time I see her she mentions it.
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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2008, 03:28:38 PM »

rise of the ogre
me want...
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« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2008, 03:41:34 PM »

And so you shall recieve. Happy Hanukkah!
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« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2008, 03:43:50 PM »

Woo!

Oh hey, Orangey gave me this idea, but for the Meister and June I'd get Wi-Fi.

MP, I'd get you a bunch of CD's. Again, I'd have to find out which ones you don't alreay have, but that's what I'd get you.
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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2008, 03:45:45 PM »

I have no CD's. I went all digital. Well, I have a TSO album and some Dragonforce and Metallica, but that is all.
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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2008, 03:48:19 PM »

Welll....then I'd get you a 60gig ipod completely full of music.
How's that?
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