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« Reply #30 on: November 07, 2008, 06:57:39 PM »

The chances of them having social skills is also slim.
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« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2008, 06:58:17 PM »

I can probably count up my true friends on one hand. Mabey two.
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« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2008, 06:59:37 PM »

The chances of them having social skills is also slim.
I have about 10 friends who are normal, the rest are weird but that's what makes them awesome.
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« Reply #33 on: November 07, 2008, 07:00:29 PM »

I have maybe two or three true friends, about seven associates, and about 500 people I'm alright with.
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« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2008, 08:50:53 AM »

8-9 Proper friends, some friends, some people I see on the street and say hey...
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« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2008, 12:57:10 PM »

I have several dozen friends, with maybe ten in "Best Friend" territory, and hundreds of acquaintances.
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« Reply #36 on: November 08, 2008, 12:59:21 PM »

I can probably name ten people in my shcool. Plus another ten or so in my technical shool. Just about 20 known people. This is a problem I need to fix.
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« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2008, 02:34:02 PM »

I have two good friends and they are both psychotic to some degree or another. And I would trust them with my life.
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« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2008, 02:43:48 PM »

Most of my friends, I wouldn't trust with anything sharper than a bouncy ball or larger than a matchbox.
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« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2008, 03:01:17 PM »

Apparently I'm fairly likeable, because I have few enemies, but I have few friends as well.
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« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2008, 03:19:05 PM »

Maybe they're only pretending to be your friends.
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« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2008, 03:20:35 PM »

In that case, I'm all alone...
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« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2008, 03:22:19 PM »

Lawl.
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« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2008, 03:24:36 PM »

Perhaps it's my habit of punching/slapping/biting people who annoy me. I'm not so much for reasoning with idiots.
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« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2008, 06:00:43 PM »

I can probably name ten people in my school. Plus another ten or so in my technical shool. Just about 20 known people. This is a problem I need to fix.

I've only recently learnt (and remembered) the 27 peoples' names in my class, after about 5 years with them.

Most of my friends, I wouldn't trust with anything sharper than a bouncy ball or larger than a matchbox.

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I have few enemies, but I have few friends as well.

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« Reply #45 on: November 08, 2008, 06:02:15 PM »

I've only recently learnt (and remembered) the 27 peoples' names in my class, after about 5 years with them.
I got 20 people in my class for 3 years, and I only know the name of 10, the other fades in and out of my memory
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« Reply #46 on: November 08, 2008, 06:20:40 PM »

So what, you wacky Europeans have the same classes forever and ever?
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« Reply #47 on: November 08, 2008, 06:23:10 PM »

For years 7-11 we do.

Or at least, I do.
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« Reply #48 on: November 08, 2008, 06:28:40 PM »

 in sweden: primary school: 7-15, Gymnasium 16-19 then University college from 19 and I don't know how long.
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« Reply #49 on: November 08, 2008, 06:38:36 PM »

In UK:

Nursery 4-5
Infants 5-7 (Reception, years 1&2)
Juniors 7-11 (Years 3-6)
Comprehensive 11-16 (Years 7-11)
College/6th form 16+(Years 12-13+)
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« Reply #50 on: November 08, 2008, 06:44:43 PM »

Public schools. *Shudder*
In the states it usually goes:
Elementary: 6-11 (kindergarden-5th)
Middle School: 12-14 (6th-8th)
High School: 15-18 (9th-12th)
College and other higher learning: whenever
My colleauges go in the hundreds. I know people, I just either forgot their names or just went seperate ways.
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« Reply #51 on: November 09, 2008, 12:22:32 AM »

Perhaps it's my habit of punching/slapping/biting people who annoy me. I'm not so much for reasoning with idiots.
I enjoy reasoning with idiots. I feel that people benefit from having an accurate view of themselves, so I am doing them a disservice if I don't do my utmost to drive home their idiocy.
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« Reply #52 on: November 09, 2008, 05:15:21 PM »

In the States, your classmates change every year. No, I don't know why. Presumably to foster new friendships.
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« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2008, 07:47:33 PM »

I assume it's because almost no one takes exactly the same classes as everyone else through their entire education.
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« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2008, 07:49:45 PM »

There's always one or two people who have almost the same schedule as you, though, and if you're lucky it's someone you can get along with.
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« Reply #55 on: November 09, 2008, 07:53:13 PM »

If you're unlucky, it's the teacher.
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« Reply #56 on: November 10, 2008, 01:01:59 AM »

I don't think that's even possible, unless the school is really short staffed.... Undecided
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« Reply #57 on: November 10, 2008, 01:48:10 AM »

Or the other teachers are lazy and don't turn up.
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« Reply #58 on: November 10, 2008, 02:22:11 PM »

In the States, your classmates change every year. No, I don't know why. Presumably to foster new friendships.
It's in order to make sure that long term plans to overthrow the school aren't successful.
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« Reply #59 on: November 10, 2008, 04:39:03 PM »

Our science department are constructing WMD's, we're sure of it.
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