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« on: November 04, 2008, 11:35:29 AM »

So... like hey. There's a new book and stuff.

http://www.thebookofbiff.com/store/
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 11:43:25 AM »

I would buy it but unfortunately, my own mother wouldn't trust me with a credit card. In fact, I probably do not trust myself to use one responsibly.
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 11:45:46 AM »

You can send a check or money order through the mail if you prefer.
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 12:33:44 PM »

So... like hey. There's a new book and stuff.

http://www.thebookofbiff.com/store/
Must.... buy....

I gotta admit, Chris, I'm getting very tempted here. Can I pay you in cookies?
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 12:35:39 PM »

Origami cookies made out of folded money? Yes.
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 12:41:30 PM »

hmm, I wonder how much it would cost to ship to Sweden...
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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 12:43:41 PM »

Origami cookies made out of folded money? Yes.
I don't know how to do origami cookies....
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 12:49:35 PM »

1 book is $15 plus $5 to ship to Sweden = 20.00 USD = 152.503 SEK
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 12:56:14 PM »

Can I pay you in giant novelty pens?
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 12:56:52 PM »

or maybe souls?
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 12:58:29 PM »

Ooh. How about the hopes and dreams of small children?
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2008, 01:02:15 PM »

So... like hey. There's a new book and stuff.

Want... Original... Art...

Do not... Want... $100 fee...
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2008, 01:03:52 PM »

Now you know what the mystery sneak peak images are from back in September.
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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2008, 01:06:13 PM »

Do you accept sexual favors? I've got some people who owe me some, I could ship them to you.
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2008, 01:13:01 PM »

If by sexual favors you mean rolls of quarters, then yes. Paypal is cheaper though when you factor in the shipping charges.
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« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2008, 01:15:54 PM »

I think that for Christmas I shall be receiving a Biffshirt and possibly the book; I'd really like to get one with original arts, but the pricetag's a little high or my range.
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« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2008, 01:22:18 PM »

I think that for Christmas I shall be receiving a Biffshirt and possibly the book; I'd really like to get one with original arts, but the pricetag's a little high or my range.

You can be consoled by the fact that all orders are packed by me. So when you put the shirt on for the first time remember that my hands once touched it.
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« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2008, 01:24:02 PM »

See, now, that would be a lot cooler if you were, say, Jessica Alba, Clark Gable, Patrick Stewart....

Clark Gable...


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« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2008, 01:25:52 PM »

You got something against Chris' hands?
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« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2008, 01:26:34 PM »

You can be consoled by the fact that all orders are packed by me. So when you put the shirt on for the first time remember that my hands once touched it.
See, I may be sycophantic, but I'm not stalkerish; you just made my shirt creepy...
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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2008, 01:30:16 PM »

Fine, I'll have Amanda pack anything addressed to Orangey.
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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2008, 01:32:43 PM »

Mail huh. I should get to it, although mail never seems to get delivered here  Sad
Maybe I should just have it sent to a friend then? Who can then send it to me.

Quick edit: how much does shipping it overseas to the United Arab Emirates cost? 5$?
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2008, 01:34:49 PM »

how dare you say so about the gifts of the great prophet?!
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« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2008, 01:43:23 PM »

Ooh! Do the stretchy thing!
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« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2008, 01:50:52 PM »

I was thinking... Shouldn't this thread be called The Book of the Book of Biff #3?
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« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2008, 02:08:14 PM »

No. The physical book is where the title "The Book of Biff" came from. The comic and the website got their name from the book.
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« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2008, 02:09:20 PM »

Aww... But I like excessive prepositions...
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« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2008, 02:12:12 PM »

Ooh! Burn!
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« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2008, 02:13:44 PM »

Does that make what Chris said a book-burning?

Ba-dum psh.
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« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2008, 03:15:59 PM »

Got 1 and 2. No reason to not get #3. You shall see my preorder within a week or so. I'll see if I can get one of the fancy pants ones.
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