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Author Topic: That Oughta Keep the Little Bastards Happy  (Read 12626 times)
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« Reply #270 on: December 15, 2008, 04:42:38 PM »

"What else can we do? I'm completely out of ideas, and I want to get out of this godforsaken alley to a food court."
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« Reply #271 on: December 15, 2008, 09:37:21 PM »

Deadpool turns back to the woman. "Ma'am, you mentioned an airport?"
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« Reply #272 on: December 16, 2008, 01:01:08 AM »

The woman nodded. "Yes. I suppose the easiest way to get there would be to take a cab. Of course, given what you all look like... Ah, it's Hollywood. You'll manage. Just tell the cabbie to take you to the airport. He'll know what you mean." She looked around. "Well, it's getting late. I have a dinner to attend. If you'll excuse me..."
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« Reply #273 on: December 16, 2008, 02:34:13 AM »

Patrick moans and rubs the giant bulge on his head from where the tv hit him.
"..did someone get the number on that bus?" he pulls out a bottle from his jacket and drinks it.
"aah! thats better."
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« Reply #274 on: December 16, 2008, 07:37:24 AM »

"Thank you," Dot calls. "So, for all intents and purposes, we are here for a comic con, yes? Either that or we were supposed to get to one in San Diego and we're hopelessly lost."
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« Reply #275 on: December 16, 2008, 02:29:17 PM »

"A whatty-who?"
Ted turnerd to stare at Dot.
"You know. A comic con. Buncha idiots group together to get autographs with money their moms gave 'em."
The blank look on Ted's face, and the faces of several others, indicated that they did not, in fact, know. Dot sighed. "Well, you should know. They tried to push a script through for us that was set at one, but Wakko was having issues."
Ted shrugged. "Let's just get a cab."
And indeed, that looked to be possible. John and Deadpool set to work on it, hailing at cab after cab, until one pulled ovder to the curb. The driver looked a little vacant.
"Hey dudes," he said as he opened the door. "Welcome to Pizza Hut. Wait a minute.... That was my last job."
Dot sighed. "Oh boy."
The driver stared blankly at them for a few seconds. "You're not all gonna fit in here, you know. Hey, look! It's General Grievous!"
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« Reply #276 on: December 16, 2008, 05:33:25 PM »

"He's wearing a costume." Dot turns to the rest of the party. "We're gonna need more than one cab. How many people we got here? There's Grievous, Deadpool, Padme, Patrick, myself, Wakko- anyone else?"
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« Reply #277 on: December 16, 2008, 05:37:21 PM »

Broom points to Mandy.
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« Reply #278 on: December 16, 2008, 05:43:31 PM »

"And Broom, Mandy, and John- my apologies." Dot counts on her fingers- math was never her strong point. "Okay- four people to a cab. Erm- Padme, Patrick, Wakko and I can go in one, and Broom can ride with Mandy, Grevious, John and Deadpool. Will that work?"
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« Reply #279 on: December 20, 2008, 12:03:12 AM »

"That works, I suppose," Ted said. He turned to the cabbie.
"Can you call another cab here?"
"Sure thing, bro. Hey, you got any lightsabers?"
"Not for you."
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« Reply #280 on: December 20, 2008, 12:40:25 PM »

"Hey, what's the nearest airport?" Ziggy addresses the first cab driver.
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