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« on: October 26, 2008, 12:30:53 AM »

Okay, so I shot a gun for the first time ever today. I'll show you all pictures later...
It was a revolver, I believe a Smith and Wesson Colt .45 double-action.

What are your gun stories?
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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2008, 12:32:23 AM »

I shot a bb gun when I was about 8 years old. The End.
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2008, 12:34:46 AM »

I've shot a gun twice in my life, but I wasn't really excited about it so I don't remember much of either instance.
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2008, 12:35:13 AM »

I've had a bit of experience with handguns, but not a lot. I never really enjoyed it. Bow and arrow is a lot more entertaining.
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2008, 12:36:28 AM »

I've had a bit of experience with handguns, but not a lot. I never really enjoyed it. Bow and arrow is a lot more entertaining.

Agred on that point. A gun is more compact, though. I have a bow in my closet, but I have no idea if it's usable.
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2008, 12:39:38 AM »

This is the worlds most powerful handgun.
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2008, 12:41:43 AM »

The bullets look like little dildos....
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2008, 12:54:57 AM »

Let's see...guns...

Well, I used to be in Scouts, right? So, while away at summer camp, I've shot BB guns multiple times, and I've done some shooting at clay pigeons with a shotgun.

But yeah, to agree with the general sentiment, I prefer the bow and arrow.
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2008, 04:42:33 PM »

I did bow and arrow in 8th grade, and found I wasn't too bad at it and that it was pretty fun.

I've never shot a gun, though.
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2008, 11:11:11 PM »

I did bow and arrow in 5th grade, and although it hurts alot if you don't have a wrist guard and graze your forearm with the shaft of the arrow, I was pretty good at it. I've shot cap guns, water guns and occasionally unloaded pistols, but no real shooting anything. I prefer darts to skeet-shooting in any case.
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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2008, 11:18:38 PM »

It doesn't count as "shooting" if the gun ain't loaded.
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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2008, 10:44:49 AM »

I did bow and arrow in 5th grade, and although it hurts alot if you don't have a wrist guard and graze your forearm with the shaft of the arrow, I was pretty good at it. I've shot cap guns, water guns and occasionally unloaded pistols, but no real shooting anything. I prefer darts to skeet-shooting in any case.

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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2008, 03:24:59 PM »

Yes. Really.
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2008, 11:12:42 AM »

I've shot a hundred bullets at a target using a rifle, with about 65-75% accuracy. I've yet to use a bow and arrow, but we'll be doing that near the end the school year.
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2008, 12:15:47 PM »

I've never used a real gun, but I've shot BB guns and the like. I've used bow and arrow once, it was pretty fun. Haven't used either of them enough to say which one I prefer, though bow and arrow is infinitely more awesome.
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« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2008, 04:29:39 PM »

All i've ever shot was a airsoft gun and a paintpall gun once. I know, its sad.
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« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2008, 10:31:16 PM »

Paintball gun. Blam.
Also, bow and arrow. YMCA camp.

Woohoo!

Paintball was really fun though.
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« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2008, 11:19:05 PM »

I have a bow in my closet at home. I have to make sure it won't explode in my face before I use it.
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« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2008, 11:23:07 PM »

I played laser tag a few months ago. It was pretty cool, but the fog generators released some sort of toxin into the course that made it rather hard to breathe...
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« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2008, 11:11:36 AM »

A deadly neurotoxin? Don't their fog generators have morality cores installed? Jeez.
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« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2008, 12:04:42 PM »

Apparently not. Also, it was very cold, but I was sweating due to running around and shooting at people like a madwoman.
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« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2008, 01:20:48 PM »

I was invited laser tagging, but sadly, the event was never organized properly, and well, all I can remember is that it didn't happen.

I would prefer paintball to it though.
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« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2008, 01:38:54 PM »

I like Paintballing.
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« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2008, 10:42:21 PM »

I shot a gun of some sort at some balloons whilst on holiday in France. It was with the mad French guy who owned the place, and was called Yves.

I also went paintballing about A week before I turned 16 (The legal age for paintballing).

I've been to Lazerquest (Laser thingy) loads of times, almost annual for about 10 years.
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« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2008, 02:38:44 PM »

I don't think laserguns count. It's like counting waterguns...
which I don't.

But yeah, lasertag is fun, paintball is better!
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« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2008, 02:42:55 PM »

I have shot whit BB guns, salongsgevär (22.inch , used by gardeners for pest control) and softair gun
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« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2008, 05:10:59 PM »

I also went paintballing about A week before I turned 16 (The legal age for paintballing).
There is a legal age for PAINTBALL!?
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« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2008, 11:47:22 PM »

Woah, I toats missed that.
What? Why is there a legal age for paintball?


I mean, yeah, you don't want elementary school kids doing it, but 16? Weird...
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« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2008, 01:59:34 AM »

Laser Tag is fun.

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« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2008, 06:58:17 PM »

I also went paintballing about A week before I turned 16 (The legal age for paintballing).
Why is there a legal age for paintball?
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