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« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2008, 09:42:19 PM »

In retrospect? My middle school was idiotic before retrospect set in.
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« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2008, 09:43:26 PM »

Oh, well, yea. It's just MORE idiotic now.
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« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2008, 09:48:43 PM »

I said nothing of quaters.
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« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2008, 09:53:52 PM »

No, that proves how much better I've gotten. I don't borrow money unless I really need it.

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« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2008, 09:57:24 PM »

I was only relatively moronic in middle school(except in the girlfriend department. I let my first one break up with me AND I dated two crazies). It was the school itself that was butt.
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« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2008, 09:59:32 PM »

opposite!

I had very little social experience, and though I learned with time, it took me way too long to grow out of some VERY bad habits. Luckily, the school was wonderful. It let me be completely insane, and then I learned from that experience.
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« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2008, 10:01:58 PM »

My middle school was bad...I had a stalker my first year. I learned to fight back in middle school though...but it also made me realzie how much of an anger-management problem I had.
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« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2008, 11:03:59 PM »

I just ignored my classmates, filled in those funny lines of ink my teachers seemed to think were vitally important, and planned my next conquest in various video games. Not really very productive, but it's pretty much impossible to be productive in junior high.
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« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2008, 11:20:13 PM »

Middle school is the worst. I cant say much more than that.
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« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2008, 01:31:54 AM »

I was the evil child in middle school, and yet I was perfect bully-bait. I also managed to be constantly on in-school suspension for the wrong things. I spent a lot of time sitting in a little room, writing to a teacher about why I was right, she was wrong, and that ws all there was to it.

That said, I'll miss it for one reason and one reason only.

Her name is Jasmine. Epically sweet girl.
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« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2008, 09:59:50 AM »

You could always try contacting her through clever use of THE INTERNETS!
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« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2008, 10:03:31 AM »

That assumes he has her contact information.
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« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2008, 10:04:41 AM »

Hence the words 'clever use of'
Also, school directories are useful.
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« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2008, 12:51:21 PM »

I hardly ever use them
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« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2008, 12:53:47 PM »

Niether do I.
But I used the middle school one a lot because I didn't have a cell phone to put peoples numbers on....
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« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2008, 03:52:49 PM »

I was GOD in middle school. Now, I want to set one of my classmates on fire so I can piss out the flames. I really, REALLY hate people.
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« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2008, 04:49:17 PM »

Man, You're in a really bad mood right now, aren't you?
You okay?
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« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2008, 04:54:53 PM »

It's pain to wade through a sea of @$$holes.
Some of the guys there have there heads so far up their @$$'s, they can smell what they ate for dinner last night.
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« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2008, 04:56:32 PM »

While colorful, that's far from explanatory; what in particular has you up in such a dander today?
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« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2008, 04:59:05 PM »

Facing an idiot every minute. The people in my classes are loud, ignorant, and so self-absorbed and utterly involved in every F***ING piece of bull$#!t gossip in the school. I need to reclaim my previous dominance. I had that school by the balls.
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« Reply #50 on: October 16, 2008, 05:02:41 PM »

Umm... 'Kay. Have fun!

And watch your blood pressure. My admonishments towards Drakey still stand.
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« Reply #51 on: October 16, 2008, 05:07:16 PM »

I would say the coup de'grace to the day would probably coming to the realization that I hate my best friend. He is both a pompus one-upping d**k and a whiny bitch. Tomorrow, I shall use some brutal honesty to claim back my school. It's a surprisingly good way to make friends.
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« Reply #52 on: October 16, 2008, 05:12:13 PM »

Well, good luck; I certainly hope you don't come to regret your actions. I know you're a victim of SAD, and depression can cloud the mind; I'm certainly not a mental health professional, nor even someone who knows you very well, but I can attest to having made some serious mistakes of my own when I wasn't thinking clearly. Measured consideration is called for.

And if that made the slightest bit of difference to your planned course of action, you can slap me with a frog and call me Edna.
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« Reply #53 on: October 16, 2008, 05:14:09 PM »

Facing an idiot every minute. The people in my classes are loud, ignorant, and so self-absorbed and utterly involved in every F***ING piece of bull$#!t gossip in the school.
I have no problem with those people. I hate when my classmates claim that I'm wrong, then proceed to read word-for-word the text I just paraphrased. There are actually people in the tenth grade who seem to be unfamiliar with the concept of a "synonym". Gossip is natural. An inability to summarize shouldn't be.
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« Reply #54 on: October 16, 2008, 05:16:51 PM »

Well, good luck; I certainly hope you don't come to regret your actions. I know you're a victim of SAD, and depression can cloud the mind; I'm certainly not a mental health professional, nor even someone who knows you very well, but I can attest to having made some serious mistakes of my own when I wasn't thinking clearly. Measured consideration is called for.

And if that made the slightest bit of difference to your planned course of action, you can slap me with a frog and call me Edna.
All righty Edna, I've learned to control my emotions. During most of the day I think logicaly over emotionaly. It's only much later when I take in to analasys of my day that emotions come into play. I don't ask why, I just do it.
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« Reply #55 on: October 18, 2008, 09:04:23 AM »

Sadly for all of us, people is stupid.
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« Reply #56 on: October 18, 2008, 10:24:21 PM »

Sadly for all of us, people is stupid.
This is True.
Luckily, everyone falls into the category of 'people.'
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« Reply #57 on: October 18, 2008, 11:07:56 PM »

I say there are two catagories. People and persons. People are a general lump flesh and brains. Persons are are individuals that you know and need to catagorize into a group.
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« Reply #58 on: October 19, 2008, 04:54:08 AM »

That is completely and totally unfalse.
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« Reply #59 on: October 19, 2008, 04:57:29 AM »

People in general are stupid. But with that said most people by them self are acually britty bright.
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