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« Reply #1080 on: October 05, 2009, 11:34:18 PM »

That is why I would dance with you. I would seize you and drag you around the place in some semblance of dancing! It would be fun.I'd make you dance too.
I've been to dances where nobody dances. It suxxorz. And I hate to be remembered as that one crazy chick who danced around the whole time for no reason.
I'd really rather be that one crazy chick who danced on the coffee table and then made out with a random dude in the corner before leaving with a bowlful of chips under her arm.
I got dancenapped at my senior prom.
It was very, very bizarre. Especially since this was when my acid reflux was first getting bad, so I spent much of the night nauseated, and then WHOAHSUDDENLYVIOLENTMOTION!
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« Reply #1081 on: October 06, 2009, 07:35:47 PM »

Haha! That's awesome, except for the violent nausea.
Nothing wrong with that.
I'd really be more ashamed about taking their bowl. Maybe they needed it!
I'd be really angry if a partygoer jacked one of my bowls, I only have so many.
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« Reply #1082 on: October 06, 2009, 09:28:32 PM »

That's why all of the bowls in my house all slurp.
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« Reply #1083 on: October 06, 2009, 09:57:23 PM »

We've got lots of awesome bowls, but that's because they're all too cumbersome to carry out of the house easily.
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« Reply #1084 on: October 06, 2009, 10:16:56 PM »

I need to get those Thinkgeek squishy bowls.
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« Reply #1085 on: October 06, 2009, 10:19:43 PM »

Those things seem like accidents waiting to happen.
Squishy glasses, too. I would spill SO much more.
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« Reply #1086 on: October 17, 2009, 03:52:54 PM »

But think of the entertainment value! I mean, it's a thing, and it's squishy! That, by itself, could entertain me for hours.
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« Reply #1087 on: October 17, 2009, 10:13:23 PM »

Well, yes, but when you put liquids into squishy things, it just doesn't work as well.
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« Reply #1088 on: October 18, 2009, 09:40:02 AM »

Liquids have varied fun-making abilities. Sometimes liquids make everything less fun, and sometimes they make everything more fun.
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« Reply #1089 on: November 24, 2009, 09:34:56 AM »

Bleh, Lost. Does it describe the characters or the viewers?
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« Reply #1090 on: November 25, 2009, 10:43:28 AM »

Huzzah! A content post!
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« Reply #1091 on: May 13, 2010, 03:01:05 PM »

Maybe I could try again in June?
June is getting married, Lich.
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« Reply #1092 on: May 13, 2010, 03:02:57 PM »

.....No.
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« Reply #1093 on: May 13, 2010, 11:00:25 PM »

I think yes.
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« Reply #1094 on: May 14, 2010, 02:37:09 AM »

As do I.
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« Reply #1095 on: May 15, 2010, 12:00:40 AM »

I would hope so. I'm invited to the wedding, after all.
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« Reply #1096 on: May 18, 2010, 04:35:08 AM »

Every time I scroll past Poltaap's avatar it looks obscene.

Also upside down.

It makes me smile then feel bad about myself.
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« Reply #1097 on: May 18, 2010, 12:04:29 PM »

I get that too. I've just been to ashamed to mention it.
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« Reply #1098 on: May 18, 2010, 12:14:44 PM »

I think everyone has, considering when it was first put up several people hinted at that.
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« Reply #1099 on: May 18, 2010, 12:22:47 PM »

heh, "popped up" lol

Now back to intelligent conversation: wait, this is the best of thread, never mind.
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« Reply #1100 on: June 11, 2010, 12:17:48 AM »

If my dad's a velociraptor how'd I grow up without getting eaten?
Your mum was a Tyrannosaur.
He has an unusally big heart as the result of a government experiment to create sympathetic raptors.
He was the only one that survived.
You are also a velociraptor.



I dunno, the toilets at Taco Bell could flush a moose. It might just be me, but I think that that says something about the food.
Damn you, Silf, for making me want to try actually flushing a moose!
Or at least a pile of dookie the size of a moose.
I wonder if the employees would feel any way about that?
Most people try to avoid feeling that kind of thing.
Not you, apparently?
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« Reply #1101 on: June 11, 2010, 10:25:50 PM »

yay!
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« Reply #1102 on: June 11, 2010, 10:26:39 PM »

Super old, though, too.
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« Reply #1103 on: June 11, 2010, 11:38:17 PM »

Maybe if you guys would provide me with some MATERIAL.
Seriously, we need Orangey/Drake convos back! And Silf/Everyone else. And seriously POST MOAR
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« Reply #1104 on: June 12, 2010, 12:07:39 AM »

Man, Orangey and Drake back in the heyday.
I just read through the earlier pages of the can of worms thread. Good times.
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« Reply #1105 on: January 27, 2011, 09:31:53 PM »

I felt like reviving this.

Speak for yourself. I'm still confused as to what these 'shoes' you speak of are.
You know, shoes. They're those things that you put in that place.
...Diaphragms?
Yes! That's the one!

Reminds me of happy times.
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