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« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2008, 11:00:42 PM »

Yes!
These are good.


Keep em comin' folks! I'm sure theres tons of memorable quotes around here!
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« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2008, 04:19:32 PM »

Make a dirigible out of them! Then you can have a party in your pants IN THE SKY.
Now you're just making unreasonable demands...

Two-parter.
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« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2008, 04:25:31 PM »

My main requirement for a relationship, though, is that I have to be able to have a conversation that wanders across all topics, is full of subtle little jibes, and outright insults, is intellectual, ridiculous, and all things in between, and, despite the sniping, I have to genuinely enjoy the conversation.

You totally think we're dating don't you? O.o

Also a two parter. Mostly because the last one makes no sense without the first.
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« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2008, 10:17:08 PM »

Because this basically sums us up.
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« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2008, 11:09:31 PM »

That it does, Torg.

That it does.
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« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2008, 11:17:36 PM »

Yeah, breaking rules isn't really allowed. Just as a general rule.

It's even better out of context.
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« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2008, 12:08:51 AM »

Clarity is for people who want stupid people to understand them.
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« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2008, 12:27:27 AM »

The running jokes dating back weeks or even months, random lines of thought akin to that which one would anticipate of a senile Jerry Seinfeld, constant sexual references, the familiarity that existing forumers have established...
Yeah, I don't know where Scarf's coming from.
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« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2008, 11:50:24 PM »

Because I have nothing better to do:
If Biff ever read these comics, he'd get inspiration for a set of his own comics involving Chris, and that would be one more webcomic that I would read.
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« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2008, 11:54:11 PM »

Holy Jesus H. Christ. Get Laid. I know when that was from without the date on top. Go out of your house and make out with the first girl your age or close enough.
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« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2008, 11:56:23 PM »

Don't bug him too much MP, I'm the one with the spreadsheet.

Torg and I have become the assistant lurkers of Orangey.
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« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2008, 11:57:47 PM »

Holy Jesus H. Christ. Get Laid. I know when that was from without the date on top. Go out of your house and make out with the first girl your age or close enough.
You think I don't want to?
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« Reply #42 on: October 12, 2008, 12:00:04 AM »

Do it. Sudden impulses in routines make life awesome. And possibly more pain inducing but still AWESOME!
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« Reply #43 on: October 12, 2008, 12:01:07 AM »

Unfortunately, doing so could mean a court case, and a possible restraining order.
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« Reply #44 on: October 12, 2008, 12:02:08 AM »

And that is awesome. Do it. DO IT NAO!!
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« Reply #45 on: October 12, 2008, 12:11:40 AM »

I almost want to encourage him, if only to see the results...
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« Reply #46 on: October 12, 2008, 12:27:28 AM »

I would if we lived near each other; at least then it could be funny rather than creepy and/or illegal. As it stands, I'll stay inside.
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« Reply #47 on: October 12, 2008, 12:31:39 AM »

I would if we lived near each other;

What exactly does that imply? o_o`
One is rather creepy, the other is very funny.
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« Reply #48 on: October 12, 2008, 12:46:18 AM »

I was going for the funny one; see the rest of my post.
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« Reply #49 on: October 12, 2008, 12:47:50 AM »

Hey! Are you hitting on Scarf? Bad Torg! Mine!
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« Reply #50 on: October 12, 2008, 12:50:35 AM »

Not hitting on her per se; just saying that, were she to encourage me just to see the results, I'd want it to be someone who participated in this discussion. That she is the only girl who has done so is pure coincidence.
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« Reply #51 on: October 12, 2008, 12:51:43 AM »

I say, backpedal faster, bee-hotch.
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« Reply #52 on: October 12, 2008, 12:54:29 AM »

Not backpedaling either; I thought all that through before posting.
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« Reply #53 on: October 12, 2008, 12:55:09 AM »

Not backpedaling either; I thought all that through before posting.
No, you misunderstand. The monacle means that I am correct, always and forever.
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« Reply #54 on: October 12, 2008, 12:58:51 AM »

Monocles won't protect you from logic. Greek trumps Victorian.
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« Reply #55 on: October 12, 2008, 01:03:39 AM »

Not always. Who came up with steam technology?
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« Reply #56 on: October 12, 2008, 01:17:03 AM »

Not always. Who came up with steam technology?
Yeah. That's right.
butt...got my time periods mixed up.
Greek (and/or Roman) trumps pre-1700's.
However, even though the monocle wasn't widely used until the Victorian era, thought trumps fashion when determining the validity of someone's argument.
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« Reply #57 on: October 12, 2008, 09:58:32 AM »

Unless it's a monocle.
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« Reply #58 on: October 12, 2008, 12:29:08 PM »

Unless it's a monocle.
Especially if it's a monocle.
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« Reply #59 on: October 12, 2008, 02:09:29 PM »

Except top hats. They give you all the powers of Abraham Lincoln. And if you also equip muttonchops, you'll be a nigh unstoppable force of awesomeness.
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