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« on: October 06, 2008, 04:26:37 PM »

Alright. A lot of weird and random butt happens on this forum. Much of it is humorous, and most is, as of late, inappropriate. This is just a place to put your favorite quotes and conversations.

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 05:16:36 PM »

Anything that I've said.
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 07:49:43 PM »

no.
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 08:08:22 PM »

Bah!
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2008, 08:31:43 PM »

Maybe not everything he's said, but this is still awesome.
I expected him to be a typing moose, so you can imagine I was pretty shocked.
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2008, 08:34:00 PM »

Only that?
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2008, 08:34:49 PM »

I'm too lazy to find the others.
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2008, 08:36:09 PM »

I am satisfied with that response, because it is both self deprecating and implies that there ARE others.
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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2008, 08:38:59 PM »

You've been here for two years. There must be something else you've said that's quotable.
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2008, 08:45:03 PM »

Aw shucks, it's only been a year and a half, tops.
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2008, 08:48:04 PM »

You've still got 4093 posts, and that's not counting the Chatroom.
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2008, 09:02:22 PM »

4025, actually (at the time of this posting, that is).
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2008, 09:10:31 PM »

I plan ahead.
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2008, 12:08:14 AM »

"Murglethomp", used to avoid the filter on m/eh.
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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2008, 12:10:17 AM »

I suppose avoiding that was too much to ask once we got to the octopus.
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« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2008, 12:13:00 AM »

Thank you, thank you. I'd like to thank the academy, except that they're all useless pricks who have done nothing for me. Take your award and shove it, a-wads.

I so wanna see that acceptance speech.
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« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2008, 12:14:38 AM »

Thank you, thank you. I'd like to thank the academy, except that they're all useless pricks who have done nothing for me. Take your award and shove it, a-wads.

I so wanna see that acceptance speech.
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2008, 12:16:07 AM »

Hmmmm...

I can guarantee the meta element of it makes this post excellent material to be used in this thread as one of the more epic quotes.

Take it away, Torgy-pie.
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2008, 09:50:48 AM »

"Dear lord! My nipple!

DEAR LORD! THE TWIGS IN PLACES THEY DON'T GO!"

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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2008, 04:57:10 PM »

Yes, we see that you like that quote, Poltaap. You already sigquoted it.
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« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2008, 05:34:41 PM »

He's just putting it here for safekeeping....
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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2008, 06:07:34 PM »

He should put it in the bank. The word bank.

BOOSH!
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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2008, 09:25:03 PM »

Come with me on a journey through time and space...

no reference, woo!
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2008, 11:04:35 PM »

Well...I guess if you've stolen someone else's virginity, that means you have extra...
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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2008, 11:08:07 PM »

Schweet, I got a quote on here?
AWESOME.

This means cookies.
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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2008, 12:34:32 PM »

No, no it's not. Everyone gets free, delicious, non-fattening cake daily. Except for you. You get force-fed a barrel of lard daily.

I laughed when I first read this.
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« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2008, 05:55:11 PM »

But did you laugh when you read it again?
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« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2008, 08:58:24 PM »

Yes, I did.
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« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2008, 09:13:23 PM »

Good. Then it belongs here.
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« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2008, 10:58:20 PM »

This must be preserved for posterity.
Caffine has little effect on me. That's why I get my own pot. Also, black coffee is strong as hell, but it puts balls on your chest.
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