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« Reply #2250 on: October 04, 2009, 02:11:35 AM » |
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Hrm? Oh, yeah, girls. Sure, whatever.
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« Reply #2251 on: October 04, 2009, 12:24:37 PM » |
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Personally I love me some corsets. Not the authentic kind where you can't breathe, but the leather kind for sexy times. It's like the ultimate push-up bra. Also, fishnets! YAAAY FISHNETS!
I'm totally in the same boat. But I can't find a corset that will fit me because my breasts are too big for my waist. You would think that a corset would just cinch up, but they, at list the ones I've worn, have a limit to the amount of cinching you can do. Maybe I'm just buying the cheap ones... |
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« Reply #2252 on: October 04, 2009, 01:05:43 PM » |
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pirate type eyepatches. I don't know why, I just find them sexy. and there is weirder things to find sexy. and fishnets ftw.
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« Reply #2253 on: October 04, 2009, 06:13:00 PM » |
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I'm totally in the same boat. But I can't find a corset that will fit me because my breasts are too big for my waist. You would think that a corset would just cinch up, but they, at list the ones I've worn, have a limit to the amount of cinching you can do. Maybe I'm just buying the cheap ones...
Yeah, Corsets are supposed to be extremely form fitting. sexytime corsets made by large companies in bulk (no matter how well made they are) will be made to fit a limited array of average sizes. You don't fit into any of those average sizes because you're not average. (in a very sexy way, mind you.) You'll have to get one custom-made if you want it to fit. If I ever get a corset I'ma get it custom fit anyways. They just fit better that way, even though I'm not too far out of any of the average sizes. There's several places you can go to get corsets. I don't know of any in town (because I haven't looked) but I'm sure they exist. You could also poke around online. There's places like Exquisite Restraint that do stuff like that. Another option for you would be to just get a waist cincher or an underbust corset.(They've got a lot of those on the aforementioned site.) It wouldn't matter so much then. pirate type eyepatches. I don't know why, I just find them sexy. and there is weirder things to find sexy. and fishnets ftw.
There was a guy with an eyepatch at the opera the other night. It was pretty awesome. Also, Johnsu on deviantart occasionally draws girls with eyepatches. |
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« Reply #2254 on: October 04, 2009, 06:20:55 PM » |
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Those lose a little sexiness to me because they don't cover or support the bust area.
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« Reply #2255 on: October 04, 2009, 11:19:38 PM » |
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Those lose a little sexiness to me because they don't cover or support the bust area.
What, eyepatches? |
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« Reply #2256 on: October 05, 2009, 04:37:56 AM » |
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Well, I can imagine they wouldn't. Plus, even if they did, it would make you lopsided, and nobody wants that.
Except Amazons, of course.
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« Reply #2257 on: October 05, 2009, 12:12:55 PM » |
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Those lose a little sexiness to me because they don't cover or support the bust area.
Yeah, that's why I'm going to get a full-on corset instead of a waist cinch. I AM going to get one. Next year. |
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« Reply #2258 on: October 05, 2009, 12:57:52 PM » |
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You have to give me the name of the company you buy them from, I've been looking for a good one to fit me for ages.
Just not enough corsets for us flat-chested man-folk.
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« Reply #2259 on: October 05, 2009, 12:59:46 PM » |
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« Reply #2260 on: October 05, 2009, 01:08:03 PM » |
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11 inch front steel busc I peripherally read that as '11 inch reinforced steel'. |
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That is because you are the bestest and the awesomenest.
You become incredibly well-muscled and accidentally crush Pel's head. |
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« Reply #2261 on: October 05, 2009, 02:58:25 PM » |
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Why thank you, Scarfington. I shall peruse this website at my leisure at a later date.
Also, an 11-inch reinforced steel male corset would be so totally awesome for when you're going into battle.
Only if you're some kind of drag queen tank designed to intimidate the enemy and absorb all their firepower.
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« Reply #2262 on: October 05, 2009, 07:00:54 PM » |
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Why thank you, Scarfington. I shall peruse this website at my leisure at a later date.
Also, an 11-inch reinforced steel male corset would be so totally awesome for when you're going into battle.
Only if you're some kind of drag queen tank designed to intimidate the enemy and absorb all their firepower.
Do you know how awesome that would be? This needs to happen now. |
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« Reply #2263 on: October 05, 2009, 08:18:10 PM » |
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A bacon-powered corset tank.
That actually rather reminds me of the conversation I had earlier today. "Image a blizzard, but instead of snow, there's sheep." "This looks like a loch ness unicorn, only rather bean shaped. I shall name it Pinto."
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« Reply #2264 on: October 05, 2009, 09:23:47 PM » |
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A bacon-powered corset tank.
No. Abs olutely not. |
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As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. The idea of you with a tank brings fear like I've never known.
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Mophtran
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« Reply #2265 on: October 05, 2009, 09:41:51 PM » |
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I want bacon now :C
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« Reply #2266 on: October 06, 2009, 12:02:25 PM » |
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While on the subject of lingerie, what would your faverate sexy piece be? CorsetGownTeddyguarderCostumebustiersbabydollschemisescamisolesSomething else? |
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
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« Reply #2267 on: October 06, 2009, 07:21:37 PM » |
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Gah, note to self, don't open links in Worms thread with family in the room. I like the garter belts the best. They are sexilicious.
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« Reply #2268 on: October 06, 2009, 10:24:44 PM » |
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hehee...
I think it's funny that all of those pictures have any exposed-because-of-sheerness nipples edited out.
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« Reply #2269 on: October 06, 2009, 11:08:13 PM » |
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Oddly enough, I have no opinion. Have you tried a patriotic leotard, knee-high boots, and a cape? |
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« Reply #2270 on: October 06, 2009, 11:28:32 PM » |
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Sooo....costume.
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« Reply #2271 on: October 07, 2009, 12:08:17 AM » |
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No, I mean that she'd be eighteen percent sexier as a superheroine. She'd Be able to kick asses and therefore sexier.
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Wow. I am so full of bull. Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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« Reply #2272 on: October 07, 2009, 12:17:35 AM » |
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If I were to go the sexy super-heroin look, I'd have to go with Pel's fantasy and get one of these. PG-13 link this time, Ziggles. Edit: fixed |
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
My Stuff:
Angus Ghost in Jar
4 Fir Trees
Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
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« Reply #2273 on: October 07, 2009, 12:47:14 AM » |
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The link! She is broken!
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Wow. I am so full of bull. Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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« Reply #2274 on: October 08, 2009, 10:13:27 PM » |
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Eh. Pel would probably like those, but it doesn't really turn my crank.
I've been listening to a lot of Savage Love Cast. I'm picking up new terms like crazy!
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« Reply #2275 on: October 09, 2009, 05:03:27 PM » |
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I agree with Scarfles. I would wear one though, just for fun.
I like the Spider-Girl Classic Adult(the last one). I would wear it everywhere.
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« Reply #2276 on: October 12, 2009, 07:02:14 PM » |
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I'd like to see that!  |
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Angus Ghost in Jar
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Pets: Otter, Dragon
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Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
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« Reply #2277 on: October 12, 2009, 11:50:19 PM » |
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I have come to a conclusion: far too many male superheroes wear bodysuits.
There is nothing skimpy and naughty and comic book fantasy that I could wear without genderbending. And while I could easily be persuaded to cross-dress for kink, it wouldn't be my first choice of things to do.
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Wow. I am so full of bull. Gre sprite courtesy of Spritemeister (all rights reserved) Oh, that's just Marvin. He's dead, so he kinda smells a little bad. |
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« Reply #2278 on: October 13, 2009, 12:07:20 AM » |
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Pretty much, but fortunately your loverboy it's that into super heros.  |
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Sorry, I'm Dyslexic and can't spell. Please don't bug me about it.
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Angus Ghost in Jar
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Pets: Otter, Dragon
Sword and Shield
Scarf, Sentient Straightjacket
Sleeping Orangey painting
20 Spiderman Comic Books
Tree house
ShyMiester Mask
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« Reply #2279 on: October 13, 2009, 12:11:31 AM » |
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Yes. Well, nobody is perfect  But yeah... the point is, not nearly enough awesomely skimpy superheroes. |
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